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The sound loop is ear rape. Offspring is all fine and ducky, but surely there is a way to make it sound less painful.

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THE INCREDIBLE MACHINE! My favorite musics of all time!? Is there a soundtrack?

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There is a ltitle Ebaum in all of us. But I hate Soad, but it's still cool.

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^^This is all suggested by fossil evidence which supports the claim that cells working together is ridiculously against the odds. There is about a 2 billion year gap between the appearance of the first single celled organism and the rise of multi-cellular organisms (in comparison, multi cellular organisms have only existed for between 1.5 billion to 6 hundred thousand years).

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There IS justice in this world after all.

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Also if there is free will, then God can't be all knowing since if he's all knowing, he should know what you will do before you do it so it is already decided for you.

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Wow, just going through trying to sort these all out into some sort of workable list to judge. The first few I listened to were god awful but there is some amazing sh*t here too.

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Basicly Bendilin (whomever he is) is a f*g who can't support his own arguments and you are a f*g for trying to use YTMND to show it. If they can't see it on there own there is no way you can help them see it. For all I know this may be a website full of his groupies or just that he has his friends surround you and drive you nuts making anyone who disagrees with him want to stay away from you.

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I always thought he was evil. It's in the eyes, there is a darkness surounding his eyes. Well, I guess now is a good time to tell all of you that the pope is a vampire. Yep, he's a vampire...

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LOL funny sh*t btw to all you that havent been laid and couldnt figure it out, there is a thing called doggy style

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This is for all the people accusing me of pushing my religion, go check out the enitre Jesus lol fad. YTMND makes fun of many religions, atheism, buddhism, islam, etc. and these sites get good scores, but they also promote a religion, atheism. Atheism is a religion because you have to believe there is no god, there is no way to ever know that. So don't call my relgion a fairy tale when yours is even more of one. Also stop pushing the religion of atheism on me. When that stops, I'll stop.

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Everything that supports evolution (all 6 types, micro, macro, organic, stellar, cosmic, chemical) every single one has been disproven. There is no evidence for evolution of any kind, period. Everything that supports evolution has been proven wrong. You are the ignorant one my friend.

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alright, its time for todays lesson on "how to not sound like a patheitc,NASCAR watching moron", to start off,here are a few PROTIPS: 1.before bringing up the rules atleast read them first "your site to be deleted if it lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime" notnotice how it says "and" instead of "or"? 2.not all anime is from japan,there are a number of studios in korea,america,england and canada.

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alright well.. since you didn't awnser my question.. i'll just assume you believe this sh*t and give you a well deserved 1. "There is no proof that what our religion says is true.. same goes for other religions.. BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!" I'll be an agnostic until you can actually PROVE to me that all of that sh*t makes any sense. You won't make me join out of fear. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism

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whetstone you have been posting all day, just stfu and move on will you? I hope there is a "true" religion and i hope it is buddism so i can see your sorry *ss in hell

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People are atheists not because of the supposed "convenience", but because it makes logical sense that there is, in fact, no invisible being that loves everyone for absolutely no reason, yet feels the need to completely kill us all with a flood, give the most evil being in the universe his own kingdom, and not give us any feasable evidence of his existance.

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There is no way I am reading all that.

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No one here is a martyr. You're all alive. Also, I just want to point out that there is a simple way to avoid stupid-ass YTMNDs and the ensuing hateful flaming: - Don't spread hate - Don't impose your beliefs Make something funny, or both informative and unbiased, or stfu.

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I amend one thing: The FANATICAL view of Islam...There is positive to find in that religion and not all followers are wacko... hmmm... just like Christians etc!

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I was at least expecting a slideshow with all the loli w/ gun material there is.

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I'm a christian, yet I do not shove my religous views on unwilling people which is more want most. I would vote on this, but it would only be a one star. Because there is no originality, art, or comedic style to this ytmnd. I think there is space for all ytmnd but each created desevers some kind of effort.

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Good grief dude no. You can't establish a premise and then contradict the premise in your conclusion. Also, there is no "Law of Causality." Casuality is an inference. As for ye old creationist argument: good grief. You really expect people not to have heard that before? Advice: when trying to be all scientific and such, try not to get things like the 2nd law completely wrong.

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Once again we play the shell game. I can also claim that things outside of time need not be caused. Therefore I can postulate that the universe "began" itself out of the "before" of the universe. We can play the game of hide the god in the incomprehensible all you like, but there is no particular reason to believe that uncaused causes must be deities except that it makes some of us feel fuzzy inside.

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Sorry. These premises are not new at all, and are even more illogical than stating there is for a fact no god at all. It would be very strange and breaking much logic if a being somehow existed, had intelligence, and had power, all from no where. Just like the question of the universe. It could be, that there is a much more complex and very strange, but completely logical explanation to the universe, and thats what I think is more likely than a being having all that out of nothing.

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4'd. Nice job =) (Constructive criticism) 1. The idea of a first cause is all well and good. And ( i know you didn't but...) It doesnt prove that there is 1 and not many. More specifically, its not an indication of which. And therefore has no following belief system to subscribe to. If there is a god, is he evil/good, loose/strict, the same from the bible or another god never before interacted. 2. Events are not linear. Effects do not always have 1 cause be can be a result of many factors.

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There is really no proof here at all. If you delve into causes deep enough, you might eventually ask how God began. Either way, the origon of the universe wouldn't fall in line with these arguments either way, as there must be a cause for the cause. Unless you believe in the supernatural in the first place, this YTMND really doesn't show much.

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However, you cannot simply ignore the premise that all causes must have cause when declaring that there is a first cause. Additionally, you gave no evidence that intelligence must come from an intelligence source.

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Also defining things as "intelligent" and saying that nothing intelligent ever came from something non-intelligent and then straw-manning a rock writing a book is laughable. First off, you'd need to prove this notion of "intelligent" things, as all I see is matter and energy proceeding along determined paths according to the "natural" laws. Nothing "intelligent" deviates from the laws that un-"intelligent" things follow, therefore there is no reason to assume that one is super-non-intelligent (intelligent).

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1. Contuality Loops (black holes etc), 2. There is new evidence from hawking saying that the universe could have not been a singularity (it evaporating all in a trillionth of a second?)