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lol, schools will hire anyone to drive a bus

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sync is horrible, and if that's actually what they sound like in the movie then maybe they should have hired on people with voices two octaves higher and maybe a little closer to really deep, instead of insanely deep

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Cause they're cheaper to hire than immigrants.

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A camera is the same thing as hiring some dude to stand there and give out tickets to everyone who doesn't stop at the light, except 4000x cheaper

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FR0Z3N P1ZZ4 still hiring? :P

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It's not an order from Washington, nor is it sanctioned by the UN. This isn't justice, it's a covert assignment. A hired hit. Will you do this for me? Will you terminate Liquid?

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I heard Obama's campaign hired homeless people to talk about change on street corners

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"If anyone can adequately explain how giving more money to rich people helps the economy I'll give you a kidney. Seriously." Because Rich people don't just bury their money in the back yard, they use it to invest in capitalist ventures that create jobs for people. Same for large corporations, the more money they get to keep, the more they have to start new projects and hire new people. Also look at the the opposite way. How would taking more money from the rich help the economy?

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asking the users of a primarily comedy-related website to help you "exact justice" on someone is like hiring Bobcat Goldthwait to be your defense attorney

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Couldn't be bothered to get a version of the song without sound clips?... I like that! You're hired.

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Damn, you should be grateful to them hiring you, with those nasty dreadlocks and all.

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Dark Helmet should have hired ridge racer... riiiiiidge racer!

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They sure hired a horrible artist to animate that film!

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Soldiers or police who work for the government aren't good and private military contractors aren't bad. Things aren't that simple you stupid Socialist sheep. Remember the SS? They were working for their government too. You should reserve your insults for the government that hires PMCs Socialist, because PMCs are just doing what the government pays them to do.

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They should hire those guys for a new Super Mario Bros movie!! Wait...nevermind, that would suck.

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I just got re-hired for seeing this

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Classic. Reminds me of the time I got ditched at the beach by my wife Angelina Jolie when I tried to kill her because the company I worked hired that gay kid from the O.C. as a lure to trick me into hating her.

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they hired this piper to think of an ending to the Sopranos

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thanks for getting me re-hired

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damn i was actually workin on this ytmnd, guess he beat me to it. my teacher said the other day "if ur work is good, any DM company will hire you on spot". and by any DM company he meant "any Direct Marketing" company. lol, i thought it was halarious.

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Yes, I would hire this eloquent young woman.

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I'm sorry... but does no one else feel that Dougwasta is a whiny little b*tch? And being featured does not give hire ratings even with higher views.. because people downvote them senselessly? And who the f*ck cares if something is original? If someone brings something from somwhere else on this site, and it makes me laugh, it gets a five.

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baginas for hire

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Don't worry guys, I hired a bunch of scientists to find the cure for fat wallet syndrome.

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You're hired.

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sounds like a bad 80s movie about cocaine addicts trying to qualify at Wimbledon with John Candy hired as a down-on-his-luck coach who hires a PR guy to spotlight the wacky-long haircuts of his rag-tag, rebellious bunch. mostly just some good poop jokes, but a great scene in which Morton Downy Jr. cameos as Robert Downy Jr.'s dad, berating the WHOLE F*CKING SYSTEM and F*GGY, BLEACHED TENNIS SHORTS.

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I'd like to hire jetz to write my site descriptions

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I hired James Earl Jones to sing it

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4. hired goon was not actually telling the truth.

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buck up kid, if they make more money than it would cost to hire a lawyer to sue them for... but they never do... OMG wait never mind? I'm so confused.