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David Lynch should hire you to score his next film.

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Wilson is reminded of the time he hired a prostitute for a handful of dollar bills and 3 jars of homemade marmalade

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I don't even think they cared about the Olympic athlete aspect; their sauce friggin' made her taco pop. Wouldn't you hire someone for a commercial if your food gave them orgasms?

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i need to hire the ol' baron to take out my drunk wife

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You could have hired me to do a dramatic reading of this...all I would have asked for is a 6 rating on one of my sites.

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last question: where is it okay to hire someone with the intention of liquidating them?

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yeah, well, I interviewed with them back in 2006 and they didn't think I was worth hiring, so f*ck 'em.

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I suppose the Little Red Book is where they got the idea to hire crazy liberals like Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan.

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*didn't -know- Jos... arrgh, typo. Should've hired an Asian.

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Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books 4 the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep With her chin up, she scolded all yalls molded When Im rich, on your neck I will step And step she did 2 the straight as Then college, the master degree She hired the heifers that jumped her And made everyone of them work 4 free? No! why? So what if my sisters are triflin? They just dont know She said mama didnt tellem what she told me girl, u need pussy control (are u ready? )

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I get that. But DS9 was better than A Man Called Hawk. Or Spencer for Hire. But I still like Avery Brooks going "SPEN-CER!"

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This would be AWESOME to see at a kids birthday. I'd hire this!

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This is clearly the result of a conspiracy, you guys are right. Gary Bettman hired moon man to scare the 11 black people in Canada into not voting for a new arena so he could move the Jets to Phoenix!

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Eric Bauman hired his lawyers to make google only display items from his website. isn't it obvious?!

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I think the Cheetos people need to hire you for commercials.

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Attn: Max....Please hire q959fm as YTMND's first radio host.

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I will hire him to read me bedtime stories.

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hey i just got laid off from my job as an editor on friday, hire me to spell check the comment threads.

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Then I would have had to hire a shorthand typist from upstate New York who I CLEARLY cannot afford.

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Back in highschool me and some friends made a series about this teacher at our school who was a pervert, and he hires us to film girls and fight crime for him! We made 28 episodes and 3 movies. It's all on Youtube!

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Democracy needs to hire a Public Relations firm to clean up their image.

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oabma not pupet he really kool ok guys. u no y? because he get free money for embrero stem cell research (lol u could do it anyways but they need funding becasue it obviously works and thats why nobody has invested in it yet LOL plus we need embrero stem cells in specific and not normal stem cells because gay?) LOL also obama didnt hire any crooks like joe biden to be in his administration. he is not a chicago style politician

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This is from Indian Jones and the Last Crusade when they hire Seagal to go looking for the secret passage into the sewers and he had little time to prepare because he'd been up all night drinking old fashioneds at the Venice Best Western and so had to hire the first boat he came across which was a crappy speedboat and he's in his blue pajamas but he's hungover and isn't paying attention and drives right over the secret tunnels and the Nazis capture the last piece of the true cross and use it to win the war

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Billy Mays hired her

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ok now hire a dozen more guys... we need extensive documentation here. And to hell with the Geneva convention.

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As I recall, Voltaire's last words went a little like this (translated from the original 18th century of French, which I'm sure whetstone can speak couramment): Priest: Renounce Satan! Voltaire: Now, now my dear man, this is no time to make new enemies. I know this because I was there, for I am Satan himself. Voltaire and I are now good friends. We have tea and scones on Tuesdays, and we hire prostitutes on Thursday. It's absolutely splendid!

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Moon Man hired mullet man to go back in time and assassinate MLK

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That's what Robin Givens saw every night until she hire a good lawyer.

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Over the past 100 years, these symbiotic/parasitical relations have had an overall effect of destroying accountability, destroying the rule of law, as well as the due process of it. Fiscal responsibility has not only been destroyed, but made a mockery of. Businesses who do not participate in the corrupt establishment risk getting crushed by the monstrous fester of a bureaucracy and its countless laws, as well as its hyena lawyers and provocateurs (read: hired activists of various stripes and causes)

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