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I would've 5'd it if it hadn't had to do with 9-11 (which I'm SICK TO F*CKING DEATH of hearing about) and if the thing wasn't pregnant... soooo... did the guy and the angel winged thing do the horizontal watoosie or something???

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You can be mean to me, mean as you want to be, just say anything that you like. You can be nasty and caddy and cruel and unsual. Twist my nose with your fingers, trip me while I carry liquids. [chuckles in the background] But as you pin me down, my arms down on the ground. As your spit drips into my face, [chuckles in the background] deep in the back of your mind, remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep. [hysterical laughter in the background] And when you fall asleep, into your room I'll creep. Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed? And then a voice you hear, calling out loud and clear. A voice that is your own. A voice that's saying "Aaargh!?" [hysterical laughter] There things that one can do with Bengade nair and superglue, [chuckles] a package of indellable dye. [chuckles] Why would a guy such as I ever buy indellable dye? Blue as the sky? Don't ask me why. This catalog I found sells roaches by the pound. [chuckles] Millipedes, ceti

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We were somewhat friends a little while ago, but i never thought he would turn and do something liek that. Immature really, at the moment though, i'm doing fine I guess. And dantheman did do it because he knew how much i liked making my sites, and i had some good ones that I LIKED. So, I dunno.

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I would at least hope they do something other than point out the complete obvious.

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I've seen alot of people say, "if those were bombs...something" If those truely were bombs, planted by some terrorists then this shows the kind of job the department of homeland security is doing. Boston would have been blown up weeks before anyone realized the devices were present... devices made of blinking LEDs in public places. Anyone who has every taken a highschool electronics votec class could now be a suspected terrorist... brb, fbi is here to detonate the christmas tree i havent taken down...

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**origional ytmnd found here: http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ Thank you." Something like that would be great and would please a lot of people. If you did something like that you could do it in any way you please, but I think there are many benefits for both ytmnd and yourself.

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I must agree with Gr33n, I'm f*cking tired of things like this being accepted on YTMND. "You're the man now dog" is a line that wasn't really meant to be funny, but was made so via a YTMND layout. "I believe you have my stapler" was meant to be funny, but it's a quick, single-sentence-line instead of a large joke. The only time something liek this would make a decent YTMND is when it's soemthing that few people have seen before. Gr33n has helped me see the light, and i hope more poeple do too.

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so you're trying to guilt $1880 out of random ytmnd'ers to pay for your site gone horribly awry? why don't you do something about it yourself? how would you explain 40k+ hits a day for the past couple months other than teh haxors? it's only now a problem after your site is roughly 2 mill higher than the next legendary site? STFU

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5's all around! And IDV is a blatant moron. What's with this nonsense? YTMND is not a place where people go to artistically express comedy through and endless amount of creativity and originality. It's a place where people upvote something clever or funny (in this case both) for the rest of the community to see, may it be original or not. Besides, what would you have prefered he did with this YTMND? Is it a talkking Jack Cafferty owl that spouts ORLY after Wolf's reply, or do you fancy a techno remix of the

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SO WHAT DID JED AND THE GIRL WITHOUT UNDERWEAR ON MOONSHINE DO IN SPACE NEXT BECAUSE IF I WAS THEM AND I WAS IN SPACE I WOULD DISCUSS HOW THE PESO IS HOLDING UP AGAINST THE DOLLAR BECAUSE THAT IS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT INTEREST THE DONKEY AS WELL.

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I have always wanted to do something with this song - I am glad to see that you did better than I ever would have.

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in hindsight, I probably should have put this sound clip to an image of someone doing something dumb while drunk...like hooking up with a fat chick, buahahaha. Anyways, if I do that, I'll probably delete this one, as it would be kind of lame to have two of my ytmnd's with the same sound.

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I would definitely do something like that just to piss people off

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Thank you for the suggestion. I was thinking about doing something like that but I wasn't sure if it would be real tough to do or not. But I may have just give it a shot and try to adjust the sound for that. Thanks!

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I had to vote on this site, and obviously vote 1, because you insinuated a.) that pasting a head and throwing in some fad audio onto a site makes something funny b.) that there could be a billion iterations of this that would be funny (which, despite being irrelevant, is obviously not even remotely true) c.) that "versatility" has anything to do with this. It's versatile because it is completely tangential to anything you put it on, it has no depth, and it is the same joke in any context, and a poor one.

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Yaaaaaay Run-ons and stupidity! Maybe one thing you could do is read some of the longer run ons in such a way that is means something completely different...maybe...somehow >.> But that would be hard and I doubt I could do it. Nevertheless good job.

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I feared it would have something to do with this site http://pornonfire.ytmnd.com/

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Nice touch. Would have been better if it had something to do with "BITCHES LEAVE"

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lol I was gonna do a 300 site oh well time to think of something original wait why would I want to do that I'll make an epic rnning in 90s howard dean lil jon site LOLOLOL

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i was hoping it would have something to do with jem! also, i like how all the 300 sites have a f*ggotry theme tonight. everyone has the gay fever! also, c*cks.

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The site itself is unstoppable - hats off to a GREAT idea! Oh, and shoover, why would you do somethign f*ggy like report this as piracy? You want a medal or something? You'd do nothing but make max waste his time by ignoring more "cease and desist" orders... Do urself a favor bu sitting back and enjoying this cool site.

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what do you think all the jewish people had a meeting and said "hey lets blow up the twin towers!" and did it for no reason? your pretty dumb ps if you gonna say something like that as least have proof, not that it would help

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i was hoping this would have something to do with pluto but this still made me lol

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This is badass. I'm crossing my fingers that one guy will from youtube will try stealing this. That would give me something to do today lol

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i once thought about having sex w/my cat because it would always sit in my crotch and purr and i'd get a hardon sometimes, but i'm not a sick f*ck and i dont' f*ck animals... guess what, if you were sitting my my lap i'd not only avoidj hiding my hardon, i'd press it up against your stomach and try to massage your kidneys or liver or something... love that alcohol? yeah i love it when i get f*cking stoned on vodka and f*cking putting my f*cking gun up against my head and trying to cinvince myself to do it

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also why the hell would you make this with just a random picture and random sound... at least do something with it. and stop putting "EPIC" in titles just to score views

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very funny episode, but you should put "EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE FUN FAIR" as your text and get rid of the Teddy thing. It would look more like a classic YTMND. Or not. You made the site a year ago and it's at the top of the "Mr. Bean" search page so you must be doing something right!

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Definitely is. Lol. Jeez, you guys are pretty lame. I'm not trying to be "the best" or something. I thought it would make a funny looking thing, so I did it. Some people agree, some don't. Now, do you feel so awesome? Ever heard of... creativity?

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First off, imagine if a comic did stand-up about WOW specifics. Do you think a room full of people would think it's funny? No. In fact, the only universal humor about WOW is that the people who play it are obsessed, and ultimately losers without a life. I care if something that isn't funny is on top viewed. Why? Because something that IS found universally funny is not given the attention it deserves. God damnit, because when I type in ytmnd.com in my browser, I want the best stuff on the front page-not this

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I have a cat that used to do something like that. It would stand for short periods of time.