?Green Day rips off Full House? |
JamesChicks |
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31,414 |
2009-05-21 |
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Their latest album is a tribute to the hotness of the Olsen Twins. I mean... back when they were still young, before they became ugly anorexic bishes. (waits for potential employer to google me and find this and then not hire me... f*ck)
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?The More You Ignore Morrissey... |
spazdor |
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2009-05-24 |
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?A Movie That Never Made It To Theaters |
ryanmontana |
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2009-05-24 |
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When Dick Johnson's (Richard Kind) father passes away, he leaves him his pet ostrich, Max (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), in his last will and testimony. After Dick finds out that this destructive beast can't be left alone in his apartment, he brings him to his 9-5 office job. Dick's boss sees potential in the lovable Max and hires him to the team. Hilarity ensues in the directorial debut of Judith Light. Oh, and Dick can't say "No" or "Yes". And can't lie.
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?adam sandler loves ytmnd |
Funny-Internet-User |
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2,176 |
2009-05-25 |
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the unfunny truth about hiring a ytmnder to your wedding
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?Things you shouldn't be proud of #3000 |
Iwonderhowlongaccoun |
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7,601 |
2009-05-28 |
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naw, it's not like he wrote the damn thing.... Or even wrote the screenplay. Nor did he produce it. He's just the poor hack they hired to film it.
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?(nsfw) Wedding of my Dreams! |
Robnek |
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1,769 |
2009-06-21 |
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Should've hired The Dan Band.
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?haha assholes |
falcon176 |
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2,704 |
2009-08-18 |
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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating
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?haha assholes |
falcon176 |
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2009-08-18 |
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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating
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?haha assholes |
falcon176 |
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2009-08-18 |
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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating
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?Kennedy is dead!!! |
Rellikmit |
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2009-08-26 |
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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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?max's TRUE secret revealed (CONSPIRAC... |
peesauce |
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42,108 |
2009-09-03 |
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Hey buds, some great developments in the coding to tell you about. I've cut down my work load from 30 hours a week to about -10 as I have been hired by another site (the name shall remain anonymous) to do some code work. On top of that, i have a pile of cease and desist letters the size of Ted Danson's forehead to get through. Keep in mind that I love you all and it will be worth the wait when you see how great this internet is when it has been coded to death. 4chainE "HOW DO I CODED WEBSITE" JOEKS
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?2009-09-09 09:09:09 |
prairiedogeric10 |
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28,494 |
2009-09-09 |
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Nice website. I bet a certain other site will hire you now.
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?2009-09-09 09:09:09 |
prairiedogeric10 |
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2009-09-09 |
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max, if you're rich, you would have hired sean connery to say what is written on your site so you could loop it
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?Garbage Day Kills Dumbledore |
Gravijar |
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8,250 |
2009-11-24 |
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I want to make a carpet cleaning solution. I want to hire the garbage day actor. I want to make a commercial where he comes in the door and says " CARPET STAIN!" and it plays the dramatic music as he sprays it with my carpet cleaner. CARPET STAIN! *intense face*
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?Lost at C |
NukeBlaze |
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18,921 |
2009-12-07 |
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Max should hire programmers.
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?Stick Em Up Jigga Watts |
isa98 |
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1,686 |
2009-12-28 |
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Lol this needs a hire rating, this is f*ckin funny.
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?fourestation |
lickitwellhiem |
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9,739 |
2010-01-26 |
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President hires volcanoes to combat fourest uprising.
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?Fuck You Holden |
TVsFrank |
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1,339 |
2010-01-28 |
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he hired a prostitute and didn't even have sex with her.
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?So this was site #20 that I was supposed to post but I... |
mik3m |
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1,950 |
2010-01-26 |
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they hired her to replace the flower girl who died while filming final fantasy 7.
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?Premarital Rex introduces my 999th site |
prairiedogeric10 |
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1,411 |
2010-02-10 |
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Whatcha gonna do with all that female dinosaur? I wonder if he hired longneck hookers.
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?been tailing this guy all day |
mother |
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2010-03-11 |
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That's why you hire a detective
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?RIP Lech Kaczynski 1949-2010 :( |
Funny-Internet-User |
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2,901 |
2010-04-10 |
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They forgot to hire a competent pilot for Poland.
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?The funny truth about YTMND user kaczman! |
TheREALAmerica |
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18,692 |
2010-04-13 |
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haha yeah, actually they hired me back in 2005 when the shit went down. Welcome to 2010, faggot. All my shit is from the delaership, homo. Keep hiding behind a screen name ;-)
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?Sisko's Favorite Movie |
MuddyMonday |
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6,415 |
2010-04-19 |
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Something happened to his sense of cinematic taste after Spenser: For Hire ran its course.
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?(nsfw) throw some cheese on that bitch |
fourest |
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23,891 |
2010-04-25 |
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s'what happens when you hire a barfly in the deli
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?Pink Floyd - THE LAWL |
jimmm |
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2010-05-02 |
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also g'luck with the new work, jimmm. if they're hiring, call me.
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?The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology |
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/fail on this topic mentioned. IRS and Federal Reserve are not part of the government. They are banks, banks, private banks at that, they are not connected legally to the treasury, or any other branch. Congress does not and cannot regulate them. Most of the time it's the banks scaring/bribing congress to pass the bills. Alan greenspan admitted it all on a CNN interview. <br /><br />But noooOOOOoooo there isn't sodium fluoride in your water treatment facilities that men have to handle in full chemical suits nothing wrong here. The banks aren't really stealing the wealth of the nation the politicians aren't paid off criminals. noooOOOooo the GMO (genetically altered) food you eat does not serialize rab rats and make mortality rate rise. Nothing fishy going on here.<br /> <br />Give me a break... Scientology has killed what, 200, 300 people? max? Ok, moving on to REAL problems for humanity. The international banks that have been responsible for about every war since after Napoleons time have killed billions, for Nation Conquering from within and population reduction. They hired the black hand to kill that one french man what was his name, piere duke of france or something. International banks and war criminals bankrolled hitler, froze Japaneses assets, jailed Japanese Americans, until eventually the japanese "Attacked" us. Read the source links for gulf of tomkin, admitted it was staged on .gov site.<br /><br />We've been chemically hit and hit hard. The shadow of what you COULD have been, calls out to you.<br /><br />We will win.
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?asscock redux prevents the lakers parade |
AppleNick |
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1,458 |
2010-06-09 |
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Hire him to cock-block Kobe and Fisher.
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?CONTESTSUM2010: How I Make a Site |
UnemployedLoser |
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3,892 |
2010-07-15 |
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Google needs to hire you.
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?HIRE ME |
r4bidw0mb4t |
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536 |
2010-07-22 |
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Worst resume ever... seriously you don't have a face that says hire
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