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some men have skeletons in their closet. some men are afraid to come out of the closet. Old Man River just has elmo in his basement. eww.

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Mccain has absolutely no charisma, and Ron Paul comes across as the crazy old man who sits on a park bench talking to himself (which if he didn't have a seat in congress, he would likely be)

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You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

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I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.

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i'm having trouble keeping up, i'm an old man

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I hate how enthusiastic the old man sounds about taking off a minors sh*t...

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Actually a retarded suicidal old man. WHAT GAME FOR PS3 HAD ONE? GUESS AND WIN 1 MILLION DOLLARS

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I don't know why you chose to do this as an old man, and not in a more whiney emo voice. Is it because of the reference to aspergers? If so asperger's has nothing to do with age and everything to do with Autism. Anyways I enjoyed it, but the old voice got annoying fast, and was too drawn out.

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annoying voice try an old man next time

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I tend to embrace the voice of the old man in my head, but he doesnt tell me to delete things.

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Good times. Goood times. I feel like an old man on the internet.

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I think this would have been alot better if you had kept the earlier part of the PSA in, it wasn't clear at first it was the old man getting abused as in the youtube video

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he had me all the way up until the end. then I was kind of like, okay whatever old man.

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Oh, yes... I would also change up the "I don't think so Tim"s a little bit, too! Using the same one gets a tiny bit tedious. You don't have to listen to this crazy old man, though. Here's my identification.

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First, it's an excuse to use the neat image I made. Goes with it as well as anything else would. Second, I liked the coincidence that the word Pappus means both seedball and cranky old man. That was too good to pass up. Third, it seems not many people remember the Millennium Items mini-fad. I felt like unearthing it for sh*ts and giggles. ^_^

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if it wasnt so choppy and had the old man thrown in there.

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"I don't know what the point of this site is. Your two highest rated sites are exactly the type of site you are labeling as a witless hack job." Sorry, no. Arnold's Got Hoes isn't simply taking Arnold quotes and setting them to a random beat, it's taking Arnold quotes and recreating the lyrics of a real-life song. And Buddy You're an Old Man intermingles the real song and the edits so that they actually make logical sense. The song is singing about an old man while Duke talks about Rocky being an old man.

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they snaped like a old mans hip.

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this is truly amazing even without any stallone. good show old man

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"Look at him, he's a butthead... just like his old man was." "Don't you dare speak that way about Calvin Kline, you're not even half the man he was." What!? You'll create a time paradox! Marty, you can't go changing the future like that!

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If old man Cheney shot another old man with a shotgun, what's she gonna do with that rifle?

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more like an old mans dick

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you gotta make that into a site with sexy music, fargo buttsex sounds (what?), and old man grunting, and add the joe biden lip lick/smack

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Get the hell out of my car old man!

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that hermit is just a crazy old man

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Man...cosby was going to make this into a YTMND but you beat the old man before he even logged on

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Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try except during the playoffs. The hell I don't. Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48mins

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i was expecting that sexy old man from the photshop contest: http://seniorabuse.ytmnd.com/

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Haven't you got tired of old man c*ck yet?

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You mean FAT old man c*ck.