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"What's gonna stop me from doing that?"<br /><br />My bullet between your eyes. Or private security hired by a community.<br /><br />"See, you scumbags - you morally bankrupt scumbags - act as if that state protection is sacrosanct yet anything else is an assault on freedom."<br /><br />your own hero Chomsky who you don't seem to have read too much of wants the state to disappear as well.

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Cops. Hired goons to protect us from freelance goons.<br /><br />I've had a range of experience.<br /><br />• Mistaken identity (wrong place, wrong time, detained, but was exonerated).<br /><br />• Stopped and searched needlessly a few times (IDK why, I'm white, handsome and clean-cut).<br /><br />• Caught me doing something wrong once (16 years old and homeless, I was taking change out of my ex GF's unlocked car for food. This was the first and last bad thing I ever did).<br /><br />They recovered my stolen car after prison escapees stole it and robbed a bank (my car broke down on them during the getaway - lol!).<br /><br />It's a shitty world out there, and somebody needs to take on the baddies. But people who enjoy taking on baddies have their own issues, and they aren't your friend unless it benefits them.

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I told you this via PM but it's entirely true: I figured out who Forney's family is in Syracuse. I know the city well, It's a small city and it was easy to track him (and them) down. His father repairs snowmobiles for a living and runs outdoor "orienteering" classes in a shitty-ass public park on a shitty side of town. His grandfather was tree trimmer, "chainsaw for hire" guy from a small town south of the Finger Lakes, until he died in a car accident a few years ago. His grandmother still uses the family business name to run a shitty little catering company. He's white trash, in the truest sense. He completely fabricated his fantasy self and is delusionally trying pass it off as some sort of reality. He's fat, he's not at all good looking, and he's a loser who "made his money" in online marketing scams. And yet, because the internet is full of stupid people, he's able to troll the lefties into caring enough to be angry at him and he's trolled the rightists into thinking he's one of them. All the while, he's the throw away kind of guy who gets about 2 minutes of notoriety by stirring pots, then forgotten forever. <br /> <br />This is your New American Conservatism. Just like the Old American Conservatism, only not as smart, not as moneyed, and not as well bred.

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Unless you live in the ghetto (which are more state run than most other sections of the country), your chances of dealing with violent crime are slim.<br /><br />"I'm white and unfortunately that has a lot to do with it but obviously I'm middle-aged and I've never had a negative experience with the law."<br /><br />Things would probably be different if you were black and young.<br /><br />"You see the hypocrisy of this jackass as he calls for private security - so police protection ONLY for the rich, as poor obviously can't hire mercenaries"<br /><br />The poor get the worst treatment from the police. Especially if they are young. A large percentage of black males are currently in prison. Thanks, police.<br /><br />"You see the hypocrisy of this jackass as he calls for private security" - right, because the poor are better off being thrown in prison in large numbers for smoking a little weed.<br /><br />If you knew anything about black culture, you would have heard a 20 year old by black people with the lines "fuck the police".

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I have some helpful suggestions: delete your account and hire a speech therapist, you special ed drop out.

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Aannnd SCENE! OK, nice job everyone! I'm really happy with how you all stuck to the script but still managed to play this whole thing in totally natural, reasonable, logical voices, despite the Becket and Hieronymus Bosch levels of social conflagration of any hope for a return to human dignity or integrity! Nice job, especially, is it "madDoge"?, for yr part as the Talking Retarded Rutabaga! You did it with such command and acumen! You totally made it your own, dude! Yeah, yr going places, man! Just like, maybe, and this is just some friendly advice from a guy who's been in the biz for, heh, well, let's just say I've been around the block a few times--a few THOUSAND times, if you know what I mean! haha haaa. But really, if I was you, I'd hire a voice coach so ya don't sound like such a 1970s Italian experimental animation voice-over character actor with a headcold an' a hamster living in yr sinuses. Yeah, I hate to be harsh, hate to say it and be so rough and direct after workin' with a guy with decent chops, but really man, if you wanna make it in this biz--NO offense, I really mean it, you know, as positive feedback, maybe even help you get yr next gig--but can't you do SOMETHING about that face? Not to press the issue and crush yr whole day but you look like someone fucked an overripe Sicilian cantaloupe on the bottom shelf of a hooker's wig factory. Seriously dude, plastic surgery, maybe? If you don't got the cash, what some guys do is head out to the freeway and wait 'til a nice sports car comes racing up the road. Just pull out in front of him and stop. Rear-end "swoop and squat" they call it. Then, get the guy's insurance to pay for yr fucked up face. You gotta have someone prep you first, though. Maybe smack you in the puss with a 2x4 a few times to make all that ugly look like fresh damage, then do the car thing. But good luck guy! If you fix that voice and yr ugly mug, I think ya got a shot out here. OK y'all, bye! I'm Audi5000!

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Oh no, people will have to hire Americans now, what a horrible change.

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You drive a hard bargain -- but okay, you convinced me. They're all hired. I have high hopes for Dustin and Donatello, but we'll mainly keep Gerard around in case a shooting breaks out. He looks like a good human meat shield. I too will trust him with my life, but I'm gonna push this to literal extremes. If Gerard survives the first week I'm gonna be disappointed. Also, the first week will be more of a training/hazing ritual, and I'm gonna be screaming and smacking sodas out of hands left and right.

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OR GET YOUR OWN FREE BIB BUBBA HIRED BY THE GUBMINT TO FUCK YOU UP YOU8R ASS AFTER BILLTERTLEY CLINTON GETS BACK IN AGAIN FOR A 9TH AND 10TH AND 11TH AND 12TH YEAR

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... whoa, settle down Beavis.<br /><br />The only thing I said is that there are some people archiving site assets, while others (such as you) are doing the Youtube thing. Planet is plenty big enough for both formats, no reason to turn this into some strange war.<br /><br />No one is "not showing respect" to the "ex-youtube users," some just prefer one format while others like the more original YTMND style.<br /><br />I can't help you with Youtube problems, you want to battle copywrite claims on a MULTI-BILLION dollar company? Go for it, hire yourself boatloads of lawyers and go after Google/Alphabet then. I'm sorry you got hit with copywrite problems, but don't take it out on people here.<br /><br />I'm not here to fight anybody, especially you or anyone else. (I'm assuming it's you) obviously got angered by something and proceeded to mass downvote my comments. I've never directed any hostile comment at your or anyone else on here for that matter and I am just browsing the website like I always have, back in 2007.<br /><br />Just take a breath and settle down, we're all YTMNDers here. There's too far few of us left to be attacking each other.

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yo know what? if max would hire a couple people to constantly take down these dumb fucks it would work. the only thing they want is attention and if you cut it off from them for a while theyll quit.

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Diversity hire remake of Human Centipede