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+39. I feel like a reminiscing old man, missing the good old days. The Fame. The Ratings. The Comments. The Sex.

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George Takei is a dirty old man.

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I love that the old man is in black and white.

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so did I. p.s. I'm the little girl and you're the old man.

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Yes I believe in God. I'm an ignorant, credulous old man. Every age creates the deity in its own image. The security organs are wise and powerful; they are what holds sway over 20th-century man. Once this power was held by earthquakes, forest-fires, thunder and lightning - and they too were worshipped. And if I've been put inside - well, so have you. It was time to replace you too. Only the future will show which of us is right.

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Doesn't strike me as art (unless you are under the belief that anything and everything is art, as I do). Still, I kinda like the feel of this. Everything in the photo is positioned well, and the music sounds like it's coming from your head. It would have been neat if you had provided some visual clues that you were an old man.

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Glad you like it; I'm quite pleased with this one, and with the photo in particular. It was taken on a day when I was particularly aware of (or perhaps particularly overreacting over) my own age; a feeling that culminated when I brought out my old Pokémon card collection and saw that old Japanese Jungle Marowak that had introduced me to the franchise, and remembered the sense of mystery and adventure that it had spawned, along with some very fun playdates (...and, admittedly, way too much money, both from my own pocket and from my parents'). I wanted to immortalize that moment, so I set up that photo, and I feel it does the job quite well.<br /><br />I'd argue that - art or not - it's the most artistic of my YTMND:s, as it's the only one that I've really put a piece of myself into, and that its purpose was both to express a feeling that I had and also to evoke an emotional response from others.<br /><br />I can see what you mean about the visual clues, but at the same time I feel that would have been a bit insincere. I'm not an old man, after all (I'm twenty); I just feel that way a lot of the time.<br /><br />Anyhow, thanks for the thoughtful commentary!

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I'm sure you ran out and bought every single Old Spice product because of this. Now you can smell like an old man on top of your dead fish smell.

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Looking back on this, I see that I kind of misinterpreted what this was supposed to be. He's supposed to be dancing, I guess, but the shooting still spoils the illusion.<br /><br />However, looking back on this, I can also read it another way--that in order to put out the fire, somebody shoots the "old man" such that he falls on top of the flames.<br /><br />I'm reading [i]way[/i] too much into this, aren't I?

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fat old man cock and dead niggers. What NEDM was always about.

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Darth Pilate: Your Powers are weak old man<br />Obi-Wan-Christnobi: If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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What's the point of these sites? Do agree with him or do you think his old man ramblings are funny?

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The joke (funny part): this clip was taken from the "unrated and extended" version of the Battlestar Galactica TV movie "Razor." This scene is a flashback where the elderly Admiral Bill Adama (Edward James Olmos) has a flashback to a plot-relevant battle from his youth. The young Adama can be seen here in the cockpit (lol, jk "cockpit," but yeah, no jk actually) and the voice of his commanding officer is clearly the actor Jamie Bramber, who throughout the series plays Lee Adama, Admiral Adama's son. Because this is the "unrated" version, I guess they thought it was a good idea to make young Bill Adama not only say "cocksucker," but to have the actor make his voice sound like 40 years of cigarette smoke like old man Olmos.<br /><br />This is the series' second poor choice regarding young Bill Adama flashbacks. In the few other young Adama flashbacks, all featured in their own episode, they chose to have Olmos play his own young self. He has a mustache and his hair was a little bit longer.

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we had a guy come into my resturaunt location who looked just like the old man from up

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I'M AN OLD MAN....I'M CONFUSED

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Miller draft is a(n old) man's Drink. you of all ytmnd users, are the most likely to be drinking it right now.

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sorry, licking andy roonies asshole* is like licking a blood blister.<br /><br />licking andy roony's ass (just is old butt cheeks) is just plain fun. it's like licking an old man's wrinkly ass cheeks <3

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You are a child in a 48 year old man's body, gr33nscr33n. I'm sooo sorry <3

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This site is good but it takes up too many internets for what its worth. in this post-george bush world of ours we need to be mindful of how much the housing market affects the series of tubes that bring porn into the homes of every man woman and child. one day the mcrib will come again and we can rejoice and be glad, but until then we all need to do our part to bring pollution down to zero. without even realizing it we could all end up in south korea eating a tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. <br /><br />Just once you should think to yourself: in concordance with the hyperbole of the old man river, why didnt dr martin luther king jr ever play donkey kong with gary busy during 88mph? if the answer to this question is "yes" then mc hammer will com again to judge a wet t-shirt contest. else if regis philbin has clamidia only on tuesday will the sparrow convulse to the beat of a dead horse. endif<br /><br />Also I hypothesis that this site is actually John Travolta in disguise.

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Thelma & Louise 2011.<br /><br />Also, sometimes, when I go to the park, I find an old man on a sparkling blue scooter. He sits for a few minutes next to a religious statue, then he goes away, slowly. He doesn't seem that happy and independent...

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I live by Advice PSA Guy's teachings. Not too long ago, my old man, his buddies and I were drinking. We all had our beers, except for one of my dad's buddies - he was drinking light beer. And so I followed Advice PSA Guy's advice.

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I can't get enough of the old man's eyebrows

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shoulda done more NICE EDITS to take that out. it's actually elijah wood beginning to say something pacifying to this old man.

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INT. NURSING HOME COMMON ROOM - NIGHT<br /><br />A dirty, dilapidated nursing home common room. Barely conscious old retards have been arranged in a circle of metal folding chairs around BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER who also sit in identical chairs. These two assholes are each holding a yellow/brown triple scoop ice cream cone. <br /><br />In a fast-paced montage style sequence of images set to "Fly Like a G6" by Far East Movement, BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER each race to finish their ice cream cones.<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER finishes first, effortlessly tossing a bite-sized piece of cone into her mouth, beaming with pride, while BIGX is still frantically licking a melting mound of ice cream sitting on top of his fully intact cone.<br /><br />BIGX drops his ice cream on floor as he realizes GRANDMOTHER has finished eating.<br /><br />One of the old retarded spectators yelps, another farts. A bald obese woman pulls out one of her own long, yellow tits and begins violently pulling at it. An old man falls off a chair, clearly dead.<br /><br />BIGX slides off his chair, slinks down on all fours and begins crawling towards GRANDMOTHER.<br /><br />BIGX<br />(Seductively)<br />Grammy! I have an ice-cream-ball-ache!<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />(alzheimersly)<br />I put all of it in my mouth!<br /><br />BIGX<br />(seductively, predatory)<br />I know! It looks like I lost the bet! Do know what THAT means?!<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Pee Pee<br /><br />BIGX<br />Yes! And now I have dig through your big hairy bush if I'm going to find your clit so I can blow it.<br /><br />BIGX lifts (his) GRANDMOTHER's nightgown to reveal three massive clumps of matted hair. Two of these clumps are gray/white. One is bright orange, a vestige left over from this smoking hot old redhead's hairy pussy youth.<br /><br />BIGX<br />(surprised, fucky)<br />Grammy! I can't wait to find out what your cunt tastes like...<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />911!

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If Moon Man was gay, he could do much better than a fat old man with artificial intelligence. Oh well at least he's not a negro.

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shameful need for old man cock

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dat old man

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I'm not angry. Why would I get angry over something some pathetic old man said to me over the Internet? I'm actually rather amused at how much you claim to hate this site, yet you continue to come back to bash anyone who doesn't like what you like. You are quite the interesting specimen.

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I fail to see anything disturbing about that. What I find disturbing is an old man who repeatedly rants about how awful a website is, yet keeps coming back just to insult everyone he doesn't like.

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40+ year old man calls 12 year olds gay on the internet