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yell at the dog now old man

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Your burger powers are weak, old man!

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He is an incredibly old man

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NEW FEATURES:<br />MORE SOMBEREROS<br />ADDED OLD MAN.<br />NEW ACTUAL HAMJAM ITEM.<br />MICROPHONAL TRANSMITTER RECEIVER.<br />BONER ITEMS ARE NOW MORE COMMON<br />MALLOW BOSS HAS IMPROVED DAMAGE.<br />GYPSY CARAVANS HAVE REDUCED DAMAGE BUT INCREASED SPEED.<br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAAAAAAAAA[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />GAY PEOPLE ARE NOW KILLED ON SIGHT.<br />ROBOTS NOW GIVE CONGRADULATORY THANK YOU GIFTS.

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Everyone who doesn't like me is a loser, says the 50 - year - old man who acts like an asshole to everyone on a dying humor website

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I'm an old man now and I literally can't watch this

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at 45+ year old man who cares about pokemon. well, you see something everyday

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I feel like an old man.

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Bill Cosby is sexually aroused by Pokemon. He is a very disturbed old man.

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here we see an old man on ytmnd 24/7<br /><br />dun dun dun

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It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?

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annoying music, sounds like someone slurping chicken. And everyone ~knows, kids steal their old mans playboys.

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actually, if you really want to get down and dirty, you need to think about what texts we're looking at here. if you're reading the King James bible, you're reading a text that was translated from ancient Aramaic. as far as my understanding goes, Aramaic was a language not like our modern English. Aramaic was more like a way of transcribing actual speech. it (apparently, citations needed lol) was comprised of character groupings that meant different things depending on how they were arranged. the Aramaic word for God, or Father, was a grouping of three characters, which can be more accurately translated to English as something like "off planet (1), celestial, of the stars (2), parent (3)" with no association with sex (male or female). Kind James and his translators were the ones who made it all about Father, male, and the image of an old man sitting up in the clouds. just an example of how the King James translation was tailored to depict a very specific universe.

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Old Man Parker Masturbates.

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An old man dies, fair trade. Quality morals for the whole family.

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ur old man

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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."

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Here's another question: anybody know how, a while back, someone made fake inbound links to sites (they did it to me and umfuld) that had funny urls, like http://www.gr33nscr33nsucksdick.com/fat-old-man, or whatever? I can't remember the actual links nor what sites they did it on but it was funny and a nice touch of savvy rarely seen here.

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This version of spiderman sounded like a 50 year old man rather than a college student.

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I'm gonna pick your avocadoes, old man.<br /><br />What are you gonna do about it?

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[i]I am now a 26 year old man who isn't quite as anti social and miserable as I used to be but I still have some work to do. I haven't been here in years but I came back for this day.[/i]<br /><br />Your a fucking idiot your the fucking same as you were 10 fucking years ago wow, the diff? because i am more "social." thats everybodys reasonm the world dosent revolve around you you faggot. Now your happy? fuck you your just a power hog because you have an income and buy more shit you like and have sex.<br /><br />[i]I was an anti social 16 year old who hated a lot of things but loved stupid internet humor.[/i]<br /><br />it must to been hilarious back then because you were a fucking retard to begin with you probley liked bad emo music and halo or some gay anime shite go fuck yourself. <br /><br />its fucking funny because this is the gay shit i go up agiasnt on ytmnd and its fucking pricks like you that get into power and make younger feel like shit plu your not honest with yourself and your a fucking liar fuck you you faggot dont post here again. 2006 gay ass faggot.

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will probably be updated to an old man getting pissed in the face by a big black cock

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I went to it 3 times, many many many years ago. The first time it was fun. The second time I fell asleep. The third time I saw a 35+ year old man giving underage girls candy to see their tits, and I decided it wasn't for me.

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He seems like a prematurely bitter whiny old man to me, complaining about anybody who isn't just like him. Whether they believe in different economic policies than him, have different racial backgrounds (ie being willing to believe obviously fake shit about people not like him), or getting fucking annoyed by adults playing fucking POKEMON GO, which is a FUCKING AWESOME GAME.<br /><br />It makes me sad. <br /><br />I did make a political YTMND recently, but I did try and make it funny and it wasn't just a straight rip of other peoples memes. And I don't plan on making a habit out of it.

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You're mixture of POKEMON GO hating, minority distrusting, and reactionary politics just seem like the attributes of an old man.

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Bullshit, you've posted multiple things about Pokemon Go, look at your facebook, July 12. I don't really give a shit about that, just saying it makes you sound like a cranky old man. <br /><br />A few months ago you posted some bullshit article with fake stats about how 80 or 90% of white people who get shot in the US are shot by Black people. The article was very racist in tone, and I can't find it now, maybe you took it down. But it was such an insane statistic, you would almost have to be racist to believe it on first site enough to share it without checking to see if it was true. Not that that is the only racist or racially charged/biased thing you've ever posted, but it was the most blatant.

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your site is just as good as what is on the mans face. +1 for not being the 9000th time you posted that fat old man.

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Old man nudity. <br /><br />Done for reasons of idiocy, probably.

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Old Man + Pokemon but no Umfuld reference? For shame!

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I know that feel with my old account. Been coming here since 2004. Happy 20th from fellow old man.