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"Nice work, ytmnd is ruined because of site constantly changing content each day and getting sponsored.." Yes, honestly, quit giving this site variation. I want the same sh*t on the front page every time I visit. Let's just put up a Hall of Fame and a Least Recently Created and see how that works out. Idiots, I swear.

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I fixed the audio clip on this so that it loops perfectly. Msg me on the forums if you want it.

yes i second frenchbread's notion , momthinksimcool needs to gets spanked by some authority, what part in deutschland did you go, i have family in duesseldorf!!!, i so want to go!!!

i want the sountrack, but only if it has "wind beneath my wings." if it doesnt have "wind beneath my wings" then it is BELOW ME and can go F*CK SATAN

where the f*ck are the T-shirts? I want to give YOU MONEY What the f*ck is wrong with you just give me T-SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

D= I want to go to Germany.

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I want to watch the movie now :p

I wanted 390....

ROFL I like how all these ytmnd'ers use the ad's and make fun of them, and I think its quite creative. So if they want the ad's to stay let them stay, if they don't like it don't keep it. But the ad's are not a bother at all, since i got that Mc-Afee internet security from Mc-afee so yeah.

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yes,,, i want to get high.

whats your problem? why do you like waffles so much? think about me for once WOW. we had waffles yesterday for breakfast lunch and dinner. we had waffles for breakfast and lunch today and you want waffles for dinner AGAIN?!? let me decide for once, were having pancakes.

Citibank is the kind of company that gives me an ambivalent feeling. On the one hand, I want to hurt them for valuing name recognition (see: the CitiField deal) over customer service (see http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/07/0254246 <shamelessPlug>and also my comment</shamelessPlug>)...but on the other hand I want to f*ck the brains out of their ex-VP Erin Burnett.

we need to get people to be elected for a certain type of mod. but people who are known and can be trusted. get these people to maintain order here and delete dumbass users and i.p. ban the alt accounts and all the other *ssh*les we dont want.

Damn it,I wanted the 599 US comment. lolz

"Damn it,I wanted the 599 US comment. lolz" It doesn't matter to me until one of the GODDAMN F*CKING MODS goes and fixes the F*CKING search engine. This is why ytmnd is going DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWNN

for those who want telemarketer site to be deleted: if Sphoinx were to delete his site, then the HTTP 404 MAN NOT FOUND DOG would get tons of views and take its place as top viewed each day. Which way would you prefer it to be? just a though I guess

http://ualuealuealeualestolenbycravevideo.ytmnd.com/ someone get rid of these *ssh*les before they ruin are already horrible reputation even more. also if you check the comments. 99% of those who want to raid are new to the site. some are from like june all the way to last night. unf*cken-beleivable.

pettit, I'm sorry to say that this site is dying out. The mods aren't doing their jobs, which has allowed YTMND to become a troll/retard magnet. Anyone who wants to troll and act retarded comes to YTMND since apparently nothing short of posting child porn will get you banned. Soon, max will probably find out that he's lost half his traffic, that his sponsors don't want to fund him anymore and he'll have to let it die out. Just look at it dammit, half the sites in the recently created list are either...

One thing that makes me thankful that I dont have the time/software to put effort into creation is that I can offer honest critique, and can 1 with a comment, and never worry about my sites ratings. Honestly, my sites sucked in the first place, I just wanted to participate. I am glad I can downvote with no fear, and I am actually HAPPY when somebody will PM me about my opinion... I like giving feedback. That said, alot of you guys still put up prime YTMND's, I never said "YTMND is dying"... as long as

Maybe if you realize that higher votes on your sites will not make you happy you'll discover that, if you have any integrity at all, you can offer honest and objective criticism and votes and flame and do whatever the hell you want. If you're seriously affected by a 12 year old kid pushing 1 star instead of 5 on his computer, you've got serious emotional problems.

I'm with cooke re: ratings, they matter merely because if you spend time on something, you want it seen and rating in comparison to the rest of up and coming at the time is what you go by. i dont care if its X percentage "better" overall because I know ratings are really about what pleases the widest group of people, not a true mark of overall quality. REGARDLESS, seeing what gets highest ratings can be a good measure of what YTMNDs demographics are or have become. and to gr33nscr33n:

"ratings, they matter merely because if you spend time on something, you want it seen and rating in comparison to the rest of up and coming at the time is what you go by." I agree, and yet I stick with my original point. You'd like it to be seen by people, but if your life revolves around 12 year olds' ratings, then you have a sh*tty, emotionally unhealthy life. The rating/views and your happiness should be independent. If not, then you're an attention whoring, empty person.

I'd prefer for everyone to be happy and everyone to like and see my sites, but that would make everyone the same and that's not a realistic expectation and you can't even affect that change, so it's pointless to think about. Make what you want to make and let the pieces fall where they may. If you make a site that people could like were they not on an ego trip and looking for sites to downvote yet they choose to dislike it, then that's their problem. No reason to be any more or less happy. Also DIRECTORY IS

You guys srsly, My theory is more of trying to know your audience. And I've always stood by what works and what doesn't. Think of it in marketing aspects, and how to channel your efforts to get maximum impact. Also try to maintain your own integtrity by doing what you want, but if you want high scores and a lot of views, stick by what is relevant and put your own twist on it. You can call me a sell out of a f*get for making popular sites. But I do this for everyone, and I take my time on sh*t.

Also, as for, "I wouldn't make sites if I didn't get views." I would. I did. I do. I don't really care. If you enjoy them and don't leave a comment and don't vote then that's good for you. If you don't enjoy them and leave a nasty comment and downvote then that's good for you, do whatever you want. If I make a site, I prefer to release it rather than not, and I do regardless of whether it's good or not or whether it is meant to be good or not. It doesn't make me any happier, but I do it cause I want to.

Doing what I feel like... that makes me happy. Doing what others want me to do or doing what would make other people that I don't know or care about... that doesn't do anything for me, and I find it to be ludicrous that it would (and not a smart investment on my part). Would I rather make my best friends slightly happy by... waving from a distance or make a site that pleases 2 million people that I'll never meet? I'll go with the former, because the latter gives me 0 happiness regardless.

I'll be honest, I'd rather please 2 million people. I just don't want them to be 12 year olds.

"I'll be honest, I'd rather please 2 million people. I just don't want them to be 12 year olds." - I like cooke's answer, but I'd change "12 year olds" with "idiots". When I first started viewing YTMND I saw a successful site as having pleased the super elite internet nerds on this supposedly cutting edge way to make humor. Now to some degree I see it differently, not entirely idiots of course, but definitely YTMNDs growing popularity has made it a different place....

I make sites to please certain other users I know and myself, and hope that maybe one of them will occasionally have a mass acceptance. But at the same time I can look beyond my own little corner and hope that new users wont come in and make the site a place I dont want to visit, and that the users who entertain me, which is FAR more important, stick around. In order for the users I like to stick around, in some cases, that means I need to stick around too. Its a community...

ugh, we're getting to definitions. f*ck that. i dont care what drives people to make good sites if the end result is that i like them. i just want to see good content, and dont want to users reach the point they feel its not worth making sites. i want people to produce good content for my own selfish reasons, and i want the users i like to feel good about their content for my own selfish reasons. if good content is rewarded with the little rewards YTMND delivers - ratings, Views - they'll keep making Views - they'll keep making more good content for me to look at. If they are ransacked by gimmick accounts, pushed to expectations so high that the site becomes no fun for them, or get sick of sifting through crap to find anything good and stop coming to this site, in the end it comes back to me. As such, I'm happy to lose 100 12 year olds who might upvote me to keep 1 user that keeps me coming back. YTMND can be art, but when we get to definitions of "ego" I think we're forgetting this is a humor site.