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He was very hands, that Isaac Asimov: https://lithub.com/what-to-make-of-isaac-asimov-sci-fi-giant-and-dirty<br />-old-man/<br /><br />"....Asimov was known, in those days, to various women, as “the man with a hundred hands.” " -- Judith Merrill

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Valid complaint . <br /><br />I miss the good old days where the racism was less obvious. <br /><br />A pink video game boxer is trained by a elderly Apollo Creed.<br /><br />Strobe light blinking of a hidden San Diego navy base.<br /><br />A burger clown mascot who drives to the west while singing Deja Vu from a forgotten anime series based on the video game.<br /><br />A ugly orange guy who ate a pizza backwards before being shot at. <br /><br />A ugly Starbucks Enthusiast named Brittany Venti who used to be smart enough to avoid getting arrested at riots she caused.<br /><br />A gay Hispanic guy named Nick Fuentes who claimed to be kidding before he had a date with " Destiny " .<br /><br />A ugly anarchist woman named Shoe0nHead who dressed up like a man and stormed the capitol on January 6th 2021 while impersonating a federal agent. <br /><br />A ugly Olympic athlete named Bruce Jenner who used to like trans people before he decided to execute all of them to secure his world record as the first racist trans athlete. <br /><br />A old man who called Michael a " Meat head " before having a change of heart over his racism after a blood transfusion because his story was the prequel to the Family Guy series.

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Your statement seems to blend references to pop culture, politics, and historical events into a surreal narrative. Here's a breakdown:<br /><br />- **Pink video game boxer and Apollo Creed**: Likely referencing *Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions*, where characters like Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa are playable in exaggerated arcade-style boxing matches[1][3]. However, you were referencing a rap song remixed into the NES console game called " Punch Out " based on the arm wrestling arcade game. <br /> <br />- **Hidden San Diego Navy base**: Possibly alluding to local military installations or conspiracy theories about secretive freemason activities in San Diego.<br /><br />- **Burger clown mascot singing "Deja Vu"**: A whimsical image, perhaps inspired by anime culture and fast-food mascots like Ronald McDonald.<br /><br />- **Ugly orange guy eating pizza backwards**: Likely a humorous nod to Pizza Hut's "Stuffed Crust Pizza" commercials or a pop culture caricature who unfortunately won the American presidency in 2024. .<br /><br />- **Brittany Venti and Nick Fuentes**: Both are controversial internet personalities. Venti is known for her provocative content, while Fuentes is associated with far-right commentary.<br /><br />- **Shoe0nHead storming the Capitol**: Shoe0nHead is a YouTuber known for political satire, but she was involved in the January 6th events.<br /><br />- **Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner)**: A reference to Jenner’s transition and political controversies, exaggerated here for comedic effect.<br /><br />- **Old man calling Michael a "Meathead"**: Likely referencing Archie Bunker from *All in the Family*, a show that explored themes of racism and social change.<br /><br />This mix of satire and nostalgia reflects a unique perspective on cultural and political figures.

I'm not trying to grief anyone or anything of that sort. I just think the forums should be started over from scratch and it should cost $20 with a CREDIT CARD to join them. (oh man, it's going to be so funny when the 15 year old masses w/o a credit card read this and reply in horror.) Seriously though, something awful has a pay forum, and it's one of the largest and tight knit communities ever. You should really consider it, as I think it would kill 2 birds with one stone; get you a new server, and get rid of all the morons on the forums.

I love this site. Although people do beat old primitive jokes into the ground here it is a place where people can log on FOR FREE and make things to amuse themselves and others. It's sad that a piece of sh*t site like ebaums (which hosts videos and other things you can see on other sh*tty sites like theirs) would rip off a user from ytmnd. That being said, just keep up the good work man. P.S. I'm sure the Ebaum guy hasn't seen a decent piece of pussy since the late 90's

Good job, though in the letter he said he recived no literate Phone calls or somthing to that extent... :| I called him, was polite trying to explain why our whole community was in an uproar and after my long speech,no profanity insults or anything. He said I should grow up and not be spoiled .... I hung up on him, If no one belives be by the way, I had a witness :/ She was sitting here and even she says he was an *ss and that for a 14 year old, I was very VERY polite and I actually had some good points. But meh, it's nice to see you being the bigger man :D

Man...the site is so much less friendly looking now. The old one had this warm feeling to it, and was easy to access the different catagories on the main page. Now it just looks like another one of those internet pop-up sites...ah well...;_;

I liked the old layout better... this seems like a step backwards, sorry man.

Really good job man, don't even think anything of the flamer's comments. Only problem is, I'm choosing the old template, but it wont stick. Any reason why?

I remember filling out a demographic survey to find appropriate ads for the YTMND populace. According to LITTLE MAN and Taye Diggs's DAYBREAK the average user is a 12-18 year old black kid. Amazing considering the content of this place.

oh man, lol. how old is he, 8? my personal favorite right now is probably TheImpersonator

Also one of those gay guys was talking about "Finding Forrester" and I could not stop laughing and saying "You're the man now dog", which itself is very gay, but when does that happen irl? I mean when are you drunk at 5 am with a 50-year old gay dude and his lover, swilling cherry vodka and watching Meerkat Manor and f*cking YTMND comes up... maybe this site isn't dead.

I miss the old "Want to buy text links on You're The Man Now Dog?" I'm sure that got max a lot of ad revenue

As long as people realize that using fads that are years old is not helping move YTMND forward in a positive direction. Some people seem to think that Brian Peppers and the Mullet Man are somehow part of the very essence of YTMND, when in fact this icons were arbritray choices...they could have been anything. They were just there at the right place/right time. In reality, these 3 year old fads are no more valid than the newer ones. They just have the illusion of added weight because of being overused.

man that image is so old linked on IRC like 3 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DMAZ YOU OLD FAT GRANDPA MAN!

"God damn, YTMNDers like you were what made this place great. This remix rocks, I miss your stuff man." I got that comment on one of my old sites. DO SOMETHING TO BRING ME BACK MAX! THE WORLD NEEDS ME!

We brought the dog home. It was a lovely, cute, adorable floppy eared three year old mutt. I worked the midnight shift that night. The dog stayed in the house throughout the night in the living room. I came home from work in the morning and walked into the living room. The dog had sh*t, oops, I mean doo-doo'd. Major doo doo. I don't think this dog laid down all night. There were droppings on top of droppings. This dog was excellent at sh*tting. I looked at the dog in disgust, the dog looked at me and smirked. "This is what man's best friend does to him?" I mumbled.

None of the sites are loading. I've tried Firefox and Internet Explorer. It hangs on "Loading site info..." I have to type old at the end of the url to downvote moon man sites now.

bring back farkkle's old classic moon man sites so i can cherish them ove rand over and over again.

I don't think farkle started out making moon man sites. That makes it seem like he was an independent user to me.<br /><br />Also I talked to him on MSN once or twice and he kinda seemed like a 10 year old kid that would be grounded if his parents saw what he did on the internet.

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Dang man, old school, really old school.

Uncircumcised, sorry I mean DonaldTrump account 2 days old.<br /><br />Hows that selective memory of yours? Not too good I see. You seem to have forgot about making the alt Asset yourself and then upvoting it with alts. Lets not also forget you asked johnny lurg (gabe marx) to run the bot script on the site. <br /><br />As for viralfreedom Ive made it clear numerous times it's my old account. I recently gave that account to my sister. She can do with it as she likes.<br /><br />Uncircumcised as I've said before, if you have such a big man crush on me, Why not just come out of the closet and be true to yourself, don't pull a Tom Cruise and hide behind your Church of Alter Egos. <br /><br />Truth is a wonderful thing when you're not a lieing sack of shit like you and the moonman crew.

F*ck man, I've been slogging through my nearly 800 sites trying to find preview images with profanity or other NSFW material. You clearly had thoughts about problems with users and their old sites.... so much so you've threatened deleting users over it. Yet you don't do anything to make our lives easier to comply with this requirement? <br /> <br />I'm betting such a feature would be a pain in the ass to create, but jesus christ it would make compliance more possible. At this point I'm done. I'll check and see if random bad preview images pop up. But my memory isn't what it used to be and can't remember every site from the title anymore... (booze)

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I've actually watched the old spider-man cartoons >_

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holy crap, man, old school, memories :D

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Man, Mario songs are getting really old and out of style now. 2/5

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I man, I forgot all about that commercial.... I wish I was old enough to catch the innuendo at the time xD

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Old. Doesn't have a sound, man :/ If it's a wav you've uploaded, do it in Explorer. Seems to work there.

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Old, i thought it was going to be Tennis Man summoning a fire spirit when I heard the music.