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Use the god dam space bar in the site title you noob.

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Oh my God, you took the best part of Prince of Space and made one of the most killer old-school YTMNDs in ages. You deserve hall of fame.

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I give you two, and allow me to explain why: you see, a cat on a keyboard in space is what you see when you die. It is the ultimate climax to all life and existence. The cat on the keyboard in space was an etheral, god-like mystery, and here you have turned it into a hostile alien race. As if it were even part of our plane of existence.

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"god has a tiny package" ummm its probably cold in space, plus look how big his wang is compared to the world. it would wipe out Asia in one blow

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GOD DAMN YOU SPACE CAT! 5!!!

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LOL, god of the gaps. :D The First Cause could have been anything. Calling it a 'singularity' is a way of saying that it somehow created all the 'stuff' (space, time, and matter), and since it's /a/ thing (we only know of one Big Bang), it's a singularity. Either way, the First Cause could have been anything. An accident, even. Thing is, we don't know. Using God to explain things science hasn't explained is a logical fallacy.

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While I admit a cat on a keyboard in space has a higher chance of existing than God...not very funny.

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This allows us to easily identify the higher order factor as Einstein's curvature tensor G. The reason brain growth is identified with the curvature tensor is that the central equation of General Relativity, Einstein's field equations, say that Curvature=G=T where T is the mass density "source term" (mu). In Psychometry space we must replace this source term with the BGD since, as shown in Figure 2 page 1, the BGD is the source term for God. Since T is equated to the Curvature by Einstein (Eqn

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This allows us to easily identify the higher order factor as Einstein's curvature tensor G. The reason brain growth is identified with the curvature tensor is that the central equation of General Relativity, Einstein's field equations, say that Curvature=G=T where T is the mass density "source term" (mu). In Psychometry space we must replace this source term with the BGD since, as shown in Figure 2 page 1, the BGD is the source term for God. Since T is equated to the Curvature by Einstein (Eqn

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"Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Cat on a Keyboard the God, who was sent into space. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. BrazilianFlower 16:6342353464742334653464785674

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God, another one. I'm sure this is the first of a long line of waste of space bullsh*t sites from you. Please gtfo.

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Um, everyone knows "soysoysoysoysoysoysoy" is pronounced (helicopter hovering). It's not Microsoft Sam's fault YOU'RE too retarded to punch the space bar for God's sake.

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You are correct, but science still can't explain time and mass. Technically, we shall NOT have BEEN-th Made...EVER, but...science states we are here. Me? I believe in...the true power. Not religions. I believe what REALLY made us...Yes, it might really be a god, I'll except that. I will only except what...they, he, she,---"it" communicates. I only believe what is "actually" out there. Highest Logic? Man makes Buildings, Codename:God makes Time and Space.

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Space Invaders? Nude conspiracies? My God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!

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How dare you little jabroni call The Rock a fog! The Rock is more like a mist that covers all of God's Green Earth, and not even the Earth is enough of a space big enough to contain the wonderful aura of The Great One!

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Alright, but before the Universe, there was no first cause and so there was no need for any cause of the universe's beginning. The law of causality relies on time, space and matter. Without this, it cannot exist. Also, can you prove that it was a god that may have created our universe? You could hypothesize that it was a superior race that lived outside the confines of space and time and matter, and our universe was just some freak accident or the result of the invention of some very specific rules. >=)

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5 STARS ARE AWARDED TO YOU AND YOUR SPACE FRIEND. GOD BLESS ALL OF GOD'S CHILDREN.

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oh my god I just noticed he's playing space adventures on the TV, hahahaha

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R as in Robert Loggia, O as in omg it's Robert Loggia, B as in By God it's Robert Loggia, E as in Everybody loves Robert Loggia, R as in Robert Loggia, T as in Tim look over there it's Robert Loggia, space, L as in Look it's Robert Loggia...

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r as in robert loggia. o as in oh my god, it's robert loggia. b as in by god, it's robert loggia, e as in everybody loves robert loggia. r as in robert loggia. t as in tim look over there, it's robert loggia. space. l as in look over there, it's robert loggia.

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*as the battle on ytmnd raged on, one of the Featured users tried to get into contact with the ytmnd god, 'max'. many users put out their sites to demolish 'evilkahnman' but failed. Nedm used chapstick of fire, but evilkahnman used his space suck to destroy the flames. The 'LOL' sites tried to smash into evilkahnman at high speeds, but he dodged everyone of them, thus they all crashed together making a bandwidth blockup in the site. no reinforcements were arriving soon, so it was all up to the online users.

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Oh, I see a connection, but not between the universe and a giant marble Jesus (or anthropomorphic bearded God--take your pick) floating in space. I seems a little heavy handed and closer in spirit to Galactus: http://galactusbrush.ytmnd.com/.

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God damn n*gg*r space aliens and their n*gg*r rap music!

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Five for katamari & bowling & big alien space god & extra long description which I haven't read yet & I got mail from someone gay like fourest probably & cosmos.

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People made up god. You don't even have to disprove it. It's just a fairy tale. I've known this since I was very young and it wasn't difficult to come to such a conclusion. Churches are a waste of time, space and conciousness. Stop littering.

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Oh my god! You put that stapler from office space into a ytmnd! That's so awesome! Exclamation point!

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God bless both of you, and Xalisae's Husband and brother. That said, If you think we are going after Iran, you're living in space. Iran would be a pain in the *ss if we went at them alone. Going at them with our forces spread in Iraq and Afghanistan will spell doom for our boys. Iran will give us a kick straight in the balls, and apple pie and Americana won't do sh*t for our troops. How do you tell troops and a nation to invade Iran when you can't gain lost support for two other battles? Not happening.

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no this is more akin to the "oh my god what the hell?" someone feels when they walk into a room and the space time continuum folds in on itself and takes you away to a kind of blissful paradise of mystical fantasticicism.