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lol, you mean between you and lax.

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Between you and Lax is Andy Kaufman. He uses the accounts Umfuld and a few others here on YTMND.

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anyway, I just filled a whole cup while masturbating to you logging into every account you own to [-] all those lax alt comments and I got really tired, so I'm calling it a night.

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I hopped off the plane at LAX<br />with a dream and my cardigan<br />welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)<br />am I gonna fit in?<br /><br />Jumped in the cab,<br />Here I am for the first time<br />Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign<br />This is all so crazy<br />Everybody seems so famous<br /><br />My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick<br />Too much pressure and I'm nervous,<br />That's when the taxi man turned on the radio<br />and a Jay Z song was on<br />and the Jay Z song was on<br />and the Jay Z song was on<br /><br />CHORUS:<br />So I put my hands up<br />They're playing my song,<br />And the butterflys fly away<br />Noddin' my head like yeah<br />Moving my hips like yeah,<br />And I got my hands up,<br />They're playin my song<br />I know I'm gonna be ok<br />Yeah, It's a party in the USA<br />Yeah, It's a party in the USA<br /><br />Get to the club in my taxi cab<br />Everybody's lookin at me now<br />Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?<br />She gotta be from out of town"<br /><br />So hard with my girls not around me<br />Its definitely not a Nashville party<br />Cause' all I see are stilletos<br />I guess I never got the memo<br /><br />My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick<br />Too much pressure and I'm nervous<br />That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune<br />and a Britney song was on<br />and the Britney song was on<br />and the Britney song was on<br /><br />CHORUS:<br />So I put my hands up<br />They're playing my song,<br />And the butterflys fly away<br />Noddin' my head like yeahMoving my hips like yeah,And I got my hands up,They're playin my songI know I'm gonna be okYeah, It's a party in the USAYeah, It's a party in the USAFeel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)Something stops me everytime (everytime)The

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and for all those bitching about repost (lax) the last site had a perfect 5 rating, so I'm not reposting to try to get a better site rating.

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fuck yourself. You couldn't create art if you ate the Mona Lisa and a bottle of Ex Lax.<br /><br />That's not my opinion, that's a fact. Some people have natural artistic talent. Some people can work hard at it and develop their skills over time. You are not either.

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keatonkeatonkeaton999. good job, lax!

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moar lax pov

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but I thought Lax shaved his legs?

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goddammit lax, you beat me to it.

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Actually, LAX is right. I stole the audio for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sites from [site yoursitesmaybedeletedandifyoufailtofollowthesesimp:site]

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thanks lax

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lax is the little boy that you made eat shit.

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yeah, some noise sites are very funny, such as many lax sites, but do you really enjoy the same noise site over and over? does it crack you so consistently [i]up[/i]? if so, sure I respect it as I do all perversions of the norm. tatoo yer tongue, marry yer sister, rape some hearing h.i.v.s., hell yeah say it loud: we're all for fucking this civilization in the unmentionables. take that, bourgeois society - we maraude for ears!<br /><br />but do note that each additional attempt to juice the same tired trope comes off as increasingly desperate - like Bill F. Murray throwing snowballs at Andie MacDowell. the first time it's all spontaneous and fun. then it's just kinda creepy. at a certain point she might as well get a life and screw chris elliot under the bleachers.

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it's been a while...<br />it's been a while since i;ve seen a bickering thread featuring wang, um, and lax and calling each other gay and ranting about who voted what on who's site and why<br />XD<br />bebebebebebebebebebebebeeeeeeee

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Lax, save images as PNG's and editing in MS Paint becomes the easiest thing ever. JPEG's get all fucked up after a single saved edit.

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I like how you try to make yourself look all innocent here. But the fact is, you and gr33nscr33n both made a shit ton of alts and used them to downvote me and several other people who never once used them against you, all because of what? We pissed you off? We aren't allowed to like each other's sites? We aren't allowed to like sites you don't like? All you did was sink to the level of the first two users you mentioned in your post. <br /><br />Seems like all you ever do anymore is bitch about how the site sucks now, YET YOU AND THAT OTHER LOSER ARE STILL HERE!!!! I think you've actually been bitching for the past 2-3 years ("cnacer that killed y", etc). Get a new hobby, Umfuld. It's unhealthy to put yourself through so much misery, especially if the solution for that rests in the URL bar. <br /><br />As for the recent decline in site activity (the currently online page often displaying less than 20 active users), you trying to turn the tables by blaming me, lax, and whoever else is just fucking retarded. A lot of it had to do with whoever made those alts, to force just about every site but his own off the up and coming. I also think some of it has to do with placement. The recently created is not in an ideal place right now. Sites that make up and coming nowadays are usually random sites that get buried and dug up randomly by someone going through the entire recently created list. People vote highly on them because they're too lazy to scroll down and browse through the other sections. Good users like Lego here will often find that their site gets 3 or 4 votes, and then disappears forever. Although I think in Lego's case, most of it had to do with the alt abuser. I have always been able to identify a good user when I see one, even if I tend to give out more 5's to more people more often. I never downvote a good quality site, unless I absolutely hate it (or hate the user who slammed me with alts). So keep trying if you want. I'm not budging.

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This could be the end of a sci-fi laxative commercial.

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LAX <3 DEW

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you know what really sucks about you, gr33nscr33n/beatingadeadhorse? you put all this effort into hating people like me, pde10, DarthWang, lax, sdk, etc. because we're somehow "killing YTMND," but your own sites are garbage. I'm the "infamous JohnnyLurg" and I have an average site rating of about 3.33. yours is 1.98. JoeyJoeJoe was the same way, and whichever one of you cranked out that Anti-Lurg account that's been inactive for almost a year. all you ever make is shit but you think you're the shit. your comments have also been heavily downvoted. you're clearly inferior to the average YTMNDer, so I think you should just give up this freaking tedious charade.

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NO SHIT LAX LOLOOLOLOL

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Yo lax<br /><br />I'm really happy for you Imma let you finish<br /><br />But jimmm reposts the best sites

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Our projections indicate that these two lax comments will play very well with suburban high school boys

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[b]lacrossestar83[/b] - isn't he your best YTMND buddy? Okay then you don't get to brag about getting a 5 from him. Fair enough?<br />[b]Nyeusigrube[/b] - she's friends with you and lax, right? Let's check out her voting history --- Gosh, the only site she hasn't 5'd in the past 2 months was one of mine. Okay, you don't get to brag about that one either.<br />[b]DaveTheRave[/b] - Dave voted on your site at least 3 times for a rating of 4.33 - actually lower than its current score. Hey - that's one for you buddy! You might want to take that up with Dave and ask why he did that. Doesn't seem fair.<br />[b]jimmm[/b] - obviously his ratings don't mean anything<br />[b]prairiedogeric10[/b] - http://bit.ly/HTF5a9<br />[b]mcearlgrey[/b] - I don't have any reason to doubt he honestly liked your site. But, he has made a dozen or so seperate flame posts aimed at me in the past week so, who knows?<br />As far as my vote, I'm pretty consistent in my downvoting of anything Will Smith related. Not a fan.<br /><br />Anyway, that's just from people who have commented. I don't know about the rest. But hey, I wish you luck on your site. But maybe try to keep it in perspective.

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Nah, Lax is just someone I know from YTMND. I'm not best buds with the guy.<br /><br />And I'm keeping my site in perspective. Notice how I never said "HAHA UMFULD I'M BETTER THAN YOU" or anything. You're still avoiding the entire point. If you want to keep doing this little game where you make up any excuse from any absurd angle to try and justify anything you say then go ahead, but all I'm saying is that this is why you get shit from people, and you're going to keep getting shit from them as long as you do it. For someone who seems to want YTMND to improve, it's really counter-intuitive.

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>I think pde10 has replied to a dozen of my comments that had nothing to do with him on a dozen different sites in the past week with the sole intention of inciting a flame war but I don't expect we'll see you criticize him about that will we? Is it because he voted 5 and I didn't?<br /><br />PDE comment-trolling you has nothing to do with me, and I don't criticize him for it because [i]I don't really care.[/i] It's not particularly endearing, but it's also not something that I spend much time thinking about.<br /><br />>please answer my honest and rational question as to why you feel the moon crew is any different from what lacrossestar83, pde10, and darthwang have been doing for much longer than the moon crew- all the while inciting the vast majority of flame wars everyone complains about? Or is the only difference that they automatically 5 every site you post so anything they do is acceptable?<br /><br />I can say one thing in those people's defense that I can't in the Moon Krew's; I have actually laughed at something they've done at some point, even if it was a juvenile giggle startled out of me by a well-timed noise site. <br /><br />I have never once laughed at a passionately crude santabot headpaste, rehashing fart sounds and the MR. KRABS soundbite for the seventy-seventh time over a beastiality photo.<br /><br />The Moon Krew want to rape YTMND to death then sodomize the corpse, LAX and PDE just want to slap it around a little and piss on it.

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hey lax remember on the fourth of july when you were saluting fallen soldiers and i said it offended me? you know why it offended me? i felt it was funny when i said it that it offended me but it didn't offfend me

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"He's quick with a joke" Also you are looking a bit dumpy Lax, might want to lay off the $9 thirty packs.

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But the site isn't about you. Before you mentioned the "exceedingly gay comment" you said lax had a "streak of consecutive sites that reference me in some way". The comment page is separate from the site. When you open the site, titled "wq.ytmnd.com", all you see is JOKE and Rick Astley. No reference to you in any way. The comment pages are open to the YTMND public to edit. Remember that titfish site? For some unrelated reason, almost every comment on that page got [-]'d. Just more proof that the comment page and site don't always relate. In this case lax made a joke site and happened to mention you after it had been up for hours. <br /><br />It's not a site about you.<br /><br />[spoil]fhasdjkhfs[/spoil]

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lax is more cheerful than this