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Unless you live in the ghetto (which are more state run than most other sections of the country), your chances of dealing with violent crime are slim.<br /><br />"I'm white and unfortunately that has a lot to do with it but obviously I'm middle-aged and I've never had a negative experience with the law."<br /><br />Things would probably be different if you were black and young.<br /><br />"You see the hypocrisy of this jackass as he calls for private security - so police protection ONLY for the rich, as poor obviously can't hire mercenaries"<br /><br />The poor get the worst treatment from the police. Especially if they are young. A large percentage of black males are currently in prison. Thanks, police.<br /><br />"You see the hypocrisy of this jackass as he calls for private security" - right, because the poor are better off being thrown in prison in large numbers for smoking a little weed.<br /><br />If you knew anything about black culture, you would have heard a 20 year old by black people with the lines "fuck the police".

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I told you this via PM but it's entirely true: I figured out who Forney's family is in Syracuse. I know the city well, It's a small city and it was easy to track him (and them) down. His father repairs snowmobiles for a living and runs outdoor "orienteering" classes in a shitty-ass public park on a shitty side of town. His grandfather was tree trimmer, "chainsaw for hire" guy from a small town south of the Finger Lakes, until he died in a car accident a few years ago. His grandmother still uses the family business name to run a shitty little catering company. He's white trash, in the truest sense. He completely fabricated his fantasy self and is delusionally trying pass it off as some sort of reality. He's fat, he's not at all good looking, and he's a loser who "made his money" in online marketing scams. And yet, because the internet is full of stupid people, he's able to troll the lefties into caring enough to be angry at him and he's trolled the rightists into thinking he's one of them. All the while, he's the throw away kind of guy who gets about 2 minutes of notoriety by stirring pots, then forgotten forever. <br /> <br />This is your New American Conservatism. Just like the Old American Conservatism, only not as smart, not as moneyed, and not as well bred.

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Cops. Hired goons to protect us from freelance goons.<br /><br />I've had a range of experience.<br /><br />• Mistaken identity (wrong place, wrong time, detained, but was exonerated).<br /><br />• Stopped and searched needlessly a few times (IDK why, I'm white, handsome and clean-cut).<br /><br />• Caught me doing something wrong once (16 years old and homeless, I was taking change out of my ex GF's unlocked car for food. This was the first and last bad thing I ever did).<br /><br />They recovered my stolen car after prison escapees stole it and robbed a bank (my car broke down on them during the getaway - lol!).<br /><br />It's a shitty world out there, and somebody needs to take on the baddies. But people who enjoy taking on baddies have their own issues, and they aren't your friend unless it benefits them.

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holy shit really?

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The way you follow me around and toss in the word "hipster" all the time because I once called you one is hilarious.<br /><br />You know what's really makes someone a hipster? It's not wearing a newsboy cap, a prison pussy goatee, wayfarer sunglasses, plaid scarfs or even those huge ear holes the size of golf balls. It's getting defensive over being called one and being so passive-aggressive that you still bring it up TWO YEARS later.<br /><br />Holy fuck.

Your parents are quite concerned that you've been hanging out with the wrong crowd, madDog: http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/news/splc-report-users-of-leadin<br />g-white-supremacist-web-forum-responsible-for-many-dead

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I laughed so hard I logged out of my Juno webmail.<br /> <br />(which holy fuck!! is still A THING!!: http://webmail.juno.com)

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Holy crap! MARVbu Uematsu 0wnz

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The appropriate answer is:<br /> <br />Ω. Black people : KFC :: white people : KFC

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It's like a "KFC - black person" joke, only with sunglasses and a white AI program from a popular movie.

Holy shit you deleted "PLEASE GO TAKE A SHIT" guy.

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they prize imperial rapacious white masculinity above all<br /><br />probably 95% of american cons would trade obama straight up for putin in a heartbeat

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hey Darth, how do you know it is him? I respect a lot of stuff you make, but...<br /><br />There are no easy to recognize facial features on this guy. His head is tilted way too far down. It looks like any generic young white guy with brown hair.

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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."<br /> <br />— E. B. White

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holy shit, i lost it

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oh snap! i never never that is where the gecko's name came from! holy WEIRD!

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5 for dancing Jensen Ackles and the animals digging the song to Snow White baking.

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holy fucking shit it's a dinosaur

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Holy shit! I totally changed my mind now!

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Closed minded? Peer reviewed studies show that raising a black child by white parents yields a child comparable or better in testing than white children:<br />http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html<br /><br />https:<br />//lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/the-minnesota-trans<br />racial-adoption-study-a-follow-up-of-iq-test-performance-at-adolescenc<br />e1.pdf<br /><br />http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6872626<br /><br /><br />based on this evidence, it seems quite clear that criminal behavior are environmental, rather than genetic

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black children who are brought up in a healthy white household often do better than whites from the same environment. fail.

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1. right, for example, white people<br />2. you mean like the left in 2014?<br />3. not gigs, but a full time employee for a firm in Stamford, CT

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silly me, I forgot that racism can only be applied against non-whites

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lol white people

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holy fuck. what was in that kids but?

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Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.<br />She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.<br />When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

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So spirally. Very black and white. Much dove.

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seriously??????? fuck your fucking attractiveness discrimination!!!!!!! you can be fat & healthy!!!!!!!! your discrimination of biqueer dragonkins is problematic!!!! make love to yourself in a furnace, you misogynistic pomosexual-oppressing, white womyn-elitist ageist!!! you should stop fucking misgendering bisexual wymyn!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ANTI-PORN ACTIVISM??????? why the FUCK do you feel the need to harass demisexual & demigender vegans you body-shaming dudebro??? tl;dr make love to yourself in a furnace

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holy shit, you fucking deliberately censored your words because you thought back in 2007 people could get offended.

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5.<br /><br />holy shit, 20k + hits and it has only been 4 days?