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If you were a part of this fad from the beginning you would understand the reference to a repeating period looking like a meteor. It’s very dead on and very appropriate. Trolls will be trolls.

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Combining the horror of goatse.cx and Michael Richards.<br /><br />Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories both lovely and guilt-free (Denigrate obtuse and active verbs, pronouns)<br />Lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter (Skewer the sieve of the optical sewer)<br />Laconic giggles, ennui for the passions in order to justify most spurious desires (Release the handle that holds all the gates up)<br />Rectify moments most serious and urgent to hail upon the face of most odious time (Puncture the eyeballs that seep all the muck up)<br />Requiring replies most facile and vacuous with words nearly singed with the heartbeat of passions (Read all the books and the people worth reading)<br />Spew forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great concern, noble origin (And still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling)<br />Mister moonlight (Please raise the flag)<br />Succulent, smooth and gorgeous (Rosy red carpet envy)<br />Isn't it nice? (English used here)<br />We're number one and so forth (This messenger is nervous)<br />Isn't it sweet (It's not fun at all)<br />Being unique? (Out here in the hall)<br /><br />-- "The Murder Mystery", The Velvet Underground

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So awful it never dated and is eternally fresh.

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His little dance gets femmier and femmier somehow.....

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I prefer to think of it as vintage

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Made me feel like it was gonna get real violent, real quick

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C'mon dude, when making a YTMND site featuring something spinning, it's practically obligatory to set it to Ridin' Spinnaz or You Spin Me Round. This is, like, basic YTMND etiquette.

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SNTSG would have been a fun one but i couldn’t choose a fad to axe in favor of it

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PsychoCola Lore: he stored his iPod on the moon near his fortress of solitude in order to be a safe enough distance from Earth when he destroys it in the EEEEEpocalypse. After the attack he plans to remake the world in his own image together with his designated survivor and wife Keira Knightley

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Uh what? Now that's weird and out of context, and the title says it all.

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I think AVGN is enjoying himself way too much. It's weird but at least he got Rex Viper with him!

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"...How he likes to pound it."<br /><br />You know, for kids.

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Wow, most of his posts consisted of the same GIF of the late Michelle Trachtenberg displaying her boobies. But instead, it is censored with his crazy hilarious characters.<br /><br />He must have been a fanatic of Michelle.

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You call me creatively bankrupt yet you're artwork looks like it was made by a 12 year old. You have 0 creative bones in your body. (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/raziyatheseeker/moushley-with-her<br />-lantern)<br /><br />Face it. You're just another loser furfag with no talent, and you're more concerned with what I do on ytmnd than pursuing a meaningful life. It would serve you well to stop jacking it to furry porn all day. I made a handful of sites to show my friends, you for whatever reason took insult to that, and since you've never experienced happiness in your life, you thought it was appropriate to take a stranger's face, PhotoShop it onto gay furry porn and call them a sexual predator. If you weren't a terminally online retard you would have realized that was not a smart move. Now you have to deal with the consequences of using the internet irresponsibly and you can't handle it. Stop commenting on my sites and stop looking at them. Nobody cares about this website and they certainly don't care about you!

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It'd be funny if you participated in more of the site than your own shitty self-insert fads, you know that?

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First Worf YTMND and it's my favourite Worf quote

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Oh it's preserved. But I forgot the password to this youtube account lol <br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY94cn3WVeQ

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If you know the domain name you could get it from the wayback machine

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Dexter: "It's call, de robot!" *dances*<br />Mr Krabs: "Hold me money."

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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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Serves me right to feel bad about being a huge fucking jerk here. I guess I actually have a scrap of morality left that I was going to delete my fucking account. But, way to fuck it up! I can stop being a dick to everyone else but you, because I still live rent-free in your fucking head!

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FIVED!!! despite domain grab fail.<br /><br />i reuploaded this shit in case it gets copyright struck: https://k.reml.in/mik3m/<br /><br />https://k.reml.in/mik3m/lovers-remastered.zip -- the seven original OG albums remastered. suitable for burning to cd-rom to play in your piece of shit car<br /><br />https://k.reml.in/mik3m/lovers2.zip: all teh music in one big zip. a homage to the infamous original "lovers.zip", a file beloved by retarded online users<br /><br />https://k.reml.in/mik3m/individual-albums/: directory with zips of each individual album

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It's almost 20 years later, and nope, Google isn't like that yer

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Dogma was ahead of its time

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This is how I discovered YTMND back in 2012. This sh*t will [b]NEVER[/b] get old! XD

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stop making Yoshi so fucking dizzy and deal with it

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It is now 2025...20 years later. We are now living in a state of idea that Safety is NOT Guaranteed here....

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It's 2025 and Trump has been President twice (in fact he is in office right now.)<br /><br />You were ahead of the curve, [b]bluethunder213[/b], though the reality is a wet fart of fascism.

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so incredibly ahead of its time no wonder it never popped up before

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it was as loud as every site made for the past 2 years all in one. thank you for summing it all up.