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...said the white guy with dreadlocks driving the pizza delivery car.

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HOLY SHIT HE CAN PLAY THE SAX TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A TRUMPET!

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Santa is white. It's been proven all week on FOX News. Shows what you know.

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in the ytmnd front image you can make out white text that warns of the coming. jump on now or move aside. this is it people. we are the chosen. rally with me. email me for more info. email me to jump on it.

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Thank you, your Holiness

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Dude, how about you try and do some research that doesn't involve what Google's algorithm has decided should be the top 5 search results for your query. There are places on the internet where the people in question voice their messages, ask for help and give help. Even on Facebook. Considering the only 3 websites you regularly visit are (1) ytmnd (2) Facebook (maybe they're tied) and (3) one click past a good search, I would think you might have figured that out. Even private message boards have fostered the next step to safety for many women, children and persecuted peoples. There are are even people who have made careers (once they can afford a bicycle) our of gathering peoples cell phones and riding out to where a phone can get a signal, sometimes to correspond with customers family, sometimes to correspond through email and social networks with people and groups that get people out of fucked up situations, and they are run by "moderate muslins," not white college kids or American celebrities. They reach out to the people who need help. They protest the powers that oppress them, so liek duuuh a lot of the time this shit isn't written in English and doesn't pop up on the first Google page. Like the user Umfulf pointed out, western media rarely covers stuff like that. We like to hear about what white people are doing with money, where technology is going and what freak bitch murdered her kids/boyfriend/self respect by tweeting a non nude pic of her ass in tight shorts

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holy fucking shit you goddamn homer shut up for once in your pointless life

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What a fucking hypocrite you are, condemning and correcting me while letting the extremes of a religion represent it ad a whole. Its ignorance like that that fosters prejudice in the god damn first place. There are friends of my family that are Islamic, and they are some of the most peaceful, respectable people I know. Not to mention one of their brothers works for Raytheon, developing guidance systems for US missiles.<br /><br />And racist can be used here how i used it because this slackjawed ytmnd yokel drew a picture of a non white person as a stereotype, drawing upon racial identifications in the caricature.<br /><br />But getting back to the obvious point, you're letting extremes speak for the majority. You're letting governmental policy of other countries speak for an ideology. Here are terrible Christians, terrible Muslims, terrible Jews, terrible wiccans and terrible Ytmnders. Judy because you read an article online that describes a whole religion as being a certain way doesn't make it true, and doesnt make it an accurate representation of a whole people.<br /><br />So keep breaking down my choice of words while jumping on the easy bandwagon of criminalizing people that are different then you.<br /><br />I've seen your sites and your comments. What religion are you? How do you explain the universe and your place in it. I really want to know.<br /><br />Because I guarantee that however you respond, there are legions of ignorant ass folks out there that would break you down just like you did to me and like you did to Islam.

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^This has to be the most retarded of self righteous posts I have ever seen. I think you need a short civics and social science lesson.<br /><br />[b]1.[/b] 'Muhummadd' is a play on words with 'Muhummad', a prophet of Islam.<br />[b]2. [/b]Islam is a religion, not a race. There are black, white, asian and middle eastern followers of Islam. Therefore, any (deserved) mockery of this violent and vile religion is not racist.<br /><br />[b]3. [/b]Islam also happens to be one of the harshest of religions today in the 21st century. They willfully stone gay people, women who cheat on their husbands, women who have sex before marriage and other minor sexual infractions. Often to death. Survivors die soon after.<br />[i][b]3a. [/b][/i] They have a litany of other harsh penalties for even minor crimes. Thieves often have one or both hands chopped off.<br />[i][b]3b. [/b][/i] Please read up even a little bit on Sharia Law.<br /><br />[b]4. [/b] An [i]Islamist[/i] is a slang term, for one who advocates for Islam, usually quite aggressively, sometimes violently. If you don't think such people exist, I suggest you read some international news of any kind.<br /><br />[b]5. [/b] A 'left wing islamist' is one who favors both left wing politics and also either sugarcoating the crimes of islam or simply advocating for the religion. This includes non muslim westerners who propagate the lie "Islam is the a Religion of Peace". I think these people are disgusting, because they are clearly ignoring the inhumane deeds done in the middle east in the name of Islam.<br /><br />[b]6. [/b] I am sick of western apologists for this horrible religion who accuse its critics of racism. Die in a fire.

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He should have had a different chant; how about "Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap."?

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brilliant!!!!! i would have always pictured max being the white bitch taking it up the ass from the big black....i bet the next scene they switch positions.

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oh wow a fucking hispanic in a movie! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HE'S NOT WHITE!!! HE'S NOT WHITE!!!! OH MY GOD LET ME GET MY WHITE ONLINE BUTTIES AND WE CAN VIEW AND 5!!!! ah aha ha aha hahahahaha i'm so funny/unfunny with my no effrtz,

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well maybe, but heard the dood is hung like a blue whale.

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great site, great satire and craftsmanship.<br /><br />so glad to finally see a moving character inserted in a video clip without shitty white background or artifacts on YTMND

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Holy shit

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You realize Eminem is white, right? :p

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holy shit!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL a masterpiece, thanks so much!!!! LOVED it!!! (also Casablanca and TMNT LOLOL) Also the other day i was remembering that WHAT ARE YA DOIN?! scene from Pirates 3!!

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holy shit

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Holy fuck, I'll watch the "build your own six-pack" isles a little more closely now.

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nice try, but any reliable statistical book will show you the white population is going down

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hahahahahah hahahahahah holy shit best comment

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goddamn white girls are like a tasty looking dessert.

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what does that have to do with Monty Python's Holy Grail?

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Lots of people I know under 30 know about Holy Grail.

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I'm guessing you are under 30, so I would not have expected you to know Monty Python's Holy Grail.

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Liar liar, with your pants on fire<br />White spades hanging on the telephone wire<br />Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line<br />Never recognize yourself on Heart Attack and Vine<br /><br />Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief<br />Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief<br />If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line<br />Probably see someone you know on Heart Attack and Vine

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL holy shit that was fucking epic!!! great job!!

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"planeed" is Yiddish for "Mexican beaner white trash cracker from Florida"

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HOLY SHIT!

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White balance.