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I FUCKING HATE RED VELVET GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WANTED CHOCOLATE YOU FUCKING SHIT

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i am a sorry boy

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The cake is hazy.

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Game of Thrones is gay.

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isn't that from a mario party game?

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This is from Secret Theater, not the actual game, though.

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I like the part where you attempt to shame me back, rather than accept that it's totally fucking pathetic that a self-proclaimed middle-aged man who [b]KNOWS WHAT'S FUNNY, DAMNITALL!!![/b] sits around all day on some website or another keeping "score" of views, likes, or whatever the fuck it is you've got scribbled down on those piles of notebooks from watching spy for nights on end. <br /><br />I also like the part where you think that retarded .GIF humor is some fucking contribution to the annals of Western Civilization. You think everyone should give the same amount of fucks that you give about some half-assed headpaste animation, like it's tantamount to "doing something with your life."<br /> <br />Take all the shots you want at directory's account, you cranky old fart. That guy don't give a shit because, after a year or so of making some of the most consistently well liked sites, at the peak of the ytmnd's popularity--and without resorting to "man gets hit w football" meets "pop culture joke inserted into internet meme inserted into pop culture joke somehow involving a fart, boobs, gay sex innuendo, or pedophilia" bullshit--he quit. Because this is all that fucking easy. And because it's funnier to play sociology games with you tards instead, to run five or six accounts, where people hate the guts out of one while worshiping another. To this day, you've got fives on sites of his that you still don't know were his.

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So when you whine about people being pokemons because they all go gay gay gaga by making stupid shit popular, does the part of your dick that's gay for fearcondom turn red and get all hurty? One minute you attack reddit for being one of lamest things ever to hit the internet, the next you've got FC's dick so far down your throat you can lick his asshole. What, pray tell, Master of the Funny, do you think drove the traffic to your All Mighty Fearcondom's groundbreaking imgur post? Rapier sharp witted connoisseurs of fine subtle humor from the most elite corners of Internetowne? Or the same fart-huffing, Family Guy watching, sparkly-kitty-GIF liking dipshits that bounce back and forth between posting about their favorite Nickelodeon shows on Reddit, watering their organic soybean crops in some fucktarded Facebook game, watching whatever hi-lar-i-ous YouTube video Tosh.0 played last night, and Ooooohh! Oooohhh! I think I just came in my pants! That animation on the internets of Van Damme playing the drums is so frickin' funne!!!!<br /> <br />The answer is: you're a wannabe fearcondom and it's sad to watch and it makes you look even more pathetic around here because, as chumpy as ol' MC White Wine is, at least people like him.

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Hahahaha, ohh, fer fuck's sake, madDoge. Get yr tongue out of uncircumcised's asshole so he can get back to choir boy molesting practice, with his [b]FAGGOTY ASSED VOICE!!![/b]: [site embarassed:site]

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Your sites are almost gay as your [b]FAGGOTY ASSED VOICE!!![/b], you creepy as fuck little boy raping Catholic priest scandal waiting to happen who sounds like this: [site embarassed:site]

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Of course you're laughing like a little fucking girl, you're ass chess buddies with a fucking [b]FAGGOTY ASSED VOICE!!![/b] choir boy molesting Catholic wannabefaggotpriest who sounds like this: [site embarassed:site]

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You're a [b]FAGGOTY ASSED VOICED!!![/b] choir boy raping Catholic priest [b]FAGGOT!!![/b], literally: [site embarassed:site]

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Wouldn't 8-bit GoldenEye 007 play like a Contra game?

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Left and right -- it's all just a game! 2 wings on the same birds of prey!

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hoo boy that alien is WHIPPED amirite

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1 for Game of Drones, +1 for title.

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How the fuck is it that users like you,who are all up in the ass of ytmnd "lore" like a bunch of retarded 13-yr olds, don't know who made just about the best site ever?: <br />mariomakesasandwich.ytmnd.com<br /><br />Not to forget this gem, shaqzonelol.ytmnd.com, which crushes every single damn site fourest ever mushed together from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Home Alone, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, and/or any other stupid nostalgia-dripping video he rented out of whatever the Canadian knockoff version of Redbox is.<br /><br />I guess now that you've killed radio [i]AND[/i] podcasting you figure you'll try your hand at fucking the corpse of ytmnd?

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That Game Over theme isn't even from MGS3. It's the Tanker chapter from MGS2.

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took me about 30 seconds to realize this wasn't real. You've really stepped up your game Wang!

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ok. another "[celebrity] plays [video game] duty" site. 0'd.

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There's no shame in the shitty headpaste game.

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that game is good

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Nobody fucking cares. Now get back to posting "Ayn Rand in space" fan fic in Ender's Game chat rooms.

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artfag, AND stephanie? boy, you are just asking for a downvote up the ass

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game over man!

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LOL WRONG GAME

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We're so lucky there's a Famery Gai! That game was awesome<br /><br /><br />Also, RAISE THE ROOF AAAAAAAAAA PILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEATER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAISE THE ROOF DARN SOCKS!!!

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+1 for using music from a game other than Metal Gear

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Reminds me of when you get a Game Over in Rolling Thunder.