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theres this young black lady (prolly in her 30s) who treats me like total shit. this wasn't her first time. She's one of the managers at my apartment complex. i went in there to ask how much to write a check out and then some black young adult aged lady walks inside. she sees her first even though i was there before she was and they took forever. then she lets me come in and all the sudden her sista calls her and she wasts another 5 min talking to her. i get up, walk around to blow off some steam when she says "sorry bout that" and i come in and then the SAME SHIT happens. I then make sure there's nobody in the building, and then ask her why does she treat me so cruel? i talked to others about this more in depth, including my parents, who demandingly suggested I set up a meeting with her and her hire upper. after that, she tried pulling the race card Iwhich i could of played a wild race card like in UNO and she ended up sucking it up and being mature. it's a shame that being mature means "acting White"

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only if he has a time machine so he can rape his young white ass

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you see in the black community most black people like to get angry at white people for no reason but then blame them for whatever's going on in their lives on white people because they use the whole "slavery" thing to justify their bitchiness.<br /><br />happened to me recently, and encouraged me to make this, well also because mick earl grey wanted to say this too

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mick earl greyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you are white chocolate fa sho!

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isn't headpasting obama onto a white guy, like, blasphemous for you guys?

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never realize that YTMND was such a white trash pig-fucker place

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It's racist because it's like the black guy doesn't know how to do something as basic as tying shoes. It's not racist because the white guy is being forced to do something that might have been considered a task that a massa would force his slaves to do back in 1841.

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HOLY FUCK I HAVENT SEEN THIS QUALITY IN A YTMND IN FUCKIN FOREVER

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Not to be racist or anything but anyone else notice it was a white guy tieing a black guys shoes?

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holy fucking shit lol

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[i]"I got asscheeks, on my white tee,<br />all dese hoes keep grindin' on me,<br />cumin to do club every nite of the week,<br />keep a nigga poppin dem crispy white tees."[/i]<br /><br />- Venny O.

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holy shit!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

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Hermione slid down the bed and felt him suck in a deep breath as she bent and wrapped her mouth around his penis. He was probably surprised she'd done so on her own initiation, which was indeed a first for her, but with him everything was different. This wasn't like sex with Rufus, or Abel, or Gerald. This wasn't something they wanted and that she was okay with. She had instigated sex with her previous lovers plenty of times, but she had never felt this openness, this freedom to express the intense sexual desire she was feeling...nor had she ever felt towards any of them anything approaching the desire she now felt towards Harry. She had never in her life initiated oral sex, she had always been asked or begged or goaded into doing it. Harry had not asked for it. He didn't have to, just as she knew she wouldn't have to ask him for anything that would pleasure her. Giving pleasure had never felt so important a part of receiving it. She wanted him in every way she could get him, she wanted to experience everything with him. He growled deep in his chest when she slid her hands under his hips; he undulated against her face in unconscious movement. She waited to feel that hand on the back of her head, holding her in place, but it didn't come. She glanced up at him. His head was thrown back, his arms flung to either side of his body and his hands clutched in the sheets. He was completely vulnerable, and she had him in her thrall. She smiled a little and went back to work, determined to drive him as wild as she felt. (And 5 because A: YTCM is great and B: holy shit at this present, this has to be among the longest YTMNDs)

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He fucked gordon lightfoot? Holy shit.

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I don't even know what this is but holy shit

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holy shit, shit, ive been downvoting all your shit sites all morning and i cant believe how many marv/garbage day sites you have... you have got to win some award for most unimaginative sites and being a useless nigger cunt fag... yes you deserve to win the most useless, unimangintive nigger cunt fag award, please get cancer and die you whore

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HOLY!!!!! There's no other word to better describe this site!<br /><br />Okay. You guys duke it out over what the topic of the show should be, and let's plan to do one sometime in the next 14 days.

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HE IS NOTE A WHITE MAN! HE EVEN ADMITS THAT HIS MOTHER IS OFF-WHITE!

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Wow, holy shit! Welcome back dude!

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HOLY JUMPED UP JESUS SHITTING ON TOAST YOU'RE BACK!<br /><br />Once a month, once a season, we'll take whatever you can do.

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big uncle is going to fuck some white folks up

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Seriously, holy shit funny edits

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holy shit what the hell is going on

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hahahahahaha holy shit

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lol holy shit you haven't been around in forever

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HOLY SHIT! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER MADE!

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Holy crap you commented at exactly 10:00:00 PM lol

I didn't know white supremacists allowed faggots to join them.

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YEAH YOUR ALL FOR SUPPORTING THE RESISTANCE TO THA WHITE MAN! AND MOON MAN!<br /><br />and you fucking love Santabot! just admit it alaready