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They died because Moon Man replaced their vital organs with peanut butter banana sandwiches as a tribute to Elvis, who is also killed.

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she didnt really die. like noone went to the moon

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fuck you and die

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I thought DaveTheRave died in a tragic blimp accident...

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Yes. The man who wants [i]so[/i] bad to assume the title as the most popular scientist in the world, once Hawking dies.

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BigX, die.

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acid all day fucking ride or die

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If Aegis comes back and finishes the megaman series ytmnd will probably un-die for a good year or so.

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this site is now funny because his son died

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I hope this cat dies from eating too much watermelon.

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hello ia am Here to Save you Robot! I Am Friend Hero From United Federation of Governmental Government! I will save U Robot.....! No Robot Bullying! Die Scum!

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well it's better than dying on inferno

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Tom Cruise dies, this is popular again

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They won't die as long as Burton keeps working with Deep over dere dats why DUH

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But Moon Man will never die. kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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hopefully he is caught at the edge of the blast so he dies a slow and painful death from putrid wounds and radiation sickness.

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Moon Man will never die. kkkkkkkkkkkkk

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I couldn't agree more! At least almost anything since Biggie & Pac died. :(<br /><br />(Some exceptions: EPMD and the Insane Clown Posse)

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It's funny how ytmnd has been dying since 2006, it sure takes it sweet ass time about it.

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Man I killed jaws like 10 times and then you go to the "probe" mode or whatever and then I shot him and he spins up out of the water and never dies and makes you kill him again. This game is from the bastards that made Back to the Future and Friday the 13th right? Fuck you for making me feel reminiscent frustration from when I was 10.

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being trolls, trolls troll themselves first and foremost. mainly because they wake up being them. if the best revenge against your enemies is living a good life, then mostly the troll's mission is a misguided one. then, so is not being a troll, so meh either way. just sayin'...the inclination itself is a poison you drink hoping the other person dies.

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i, the [i]ROUGE COCK[/i] was traveling through the nighttime mist on my motorbike down [i]ROUTE 66[/i], as i did always on this time of year to travel to the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] which takes place, every year, at the very end of [i]ROUTE 66[/i], on the very edge of the cliff. My motorbike was chud chud chudding along, like it never has before.<br />"oh no!" was the thought my brain replied with to the strange situation. "i must have forgotten to fill my motorbike tank up with gasoline!" which is a strange situation considering i have never forgotten to fill up my motorbike tank with gasoline!<br />as the bike chuddered and studded towards the side of the road, dying with it's last breathe it said "CHHUUUUUUD" with a cough, and with that the motorbike chudded it's last stud.<br />"What shall i do with the body" my brain said. "I know, it will be buried at the [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] when we get there!<br />and with that, initiated the ceremony i had just invented, ejaculating the first psalm of [i]THE WINTER HYMNO[/i], a psalm i had also just invented. because you see, there is no [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i], i made it all up because my bike got killed, and so it goes that i had to invent a new first psalm.<br />i had killed my bike. what had i done?<br />Where i had gone wrong was i had not filled up the tank in time for the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] and the long, long road into blacken mist all together down the forever road, myself and my bike, always together, now and [i]NOT[/i] forever.<br />"one day again i will see you," my breathe spewed into the night.<br />I SCREAMED WITH LAMENT INTO THE NIGHT!<br />and with that, i held the bike gently, one hand on the handlebars with the other hand on the back tire-iron, and with that i threw the bike into the first car on the oncoming traffic.<br />when the car crashed, to my behold, a beautiful young woman stepped out of the crash wearing a long red dress, high, high heels (twelve inches even!) and with hair so long and red in a "[i]BEVERLEY CRUSHER[/i] style and manner of hanging lightly around her shoulders, falling whimsically to her waistline.<br />"what have i done?" cried the woman to the night, not noticing me. "i have forgotten to fill my car tank with gasoline!"<br /><br />[u]and with tha

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i, the [i]ROUGE COCK[/i] was traveling through the nighttime mist on my motorbike down [i]ROUTE 66[/i], as i did always on this time of year to travel to the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] which takes place, every year, at the very end of [i]ROUTE 66[/i], on the very edge of the cliff. My motorbike was chud chud chudding along, like it never has before.<br />"oh no!" was the thought my brain replied with to the strange situation. "i must have forgotten to fill my motorbike tank up with gasoline!" which is a strange situation considering i have never forgotten to fill up my motorbike tank with gasoline!<br />as the bike chuddered and studded towards the side of the road, dying with it's last breathe it said "CHHUUUUUUD" with a cough, and with that the motorbike chudded it's last stud.<br />"What shall i do with the body" my brain said. "I know, it will be buried at the [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] when we get there!<br />and with that, initiated the ceremony i had just invented, ejaculating the first psalm of [i]THE WINTER HYMNO[/i], a psalm i had also just invented. because you see, there is no [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i], i made it all up because my bike got killed, and so it goes that i had to invent a new first psalm.<br />i had killed my bike. what had i done?<br />Where i had gone wrong was i had not filled up the tank in time for the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] and the long, long road into blacken mist all together down the forever road, myself and my bike, always together, now and [i]NOT[/i] forever.<br />"one day again i will see you," my breathe spewed into the night.<br />I SCREAMED WITH LAMENT INTO THE NIGHT!<br />and with that, i held the bike gently, one hand on the handlebars with the other hand on the back tire-iron, and with that i threw the bike into the first car on the oncoming traffic.<br />when the car crashed, to my behold, a beautiful young woman stepped out of the crash wearing a long red dress, high, high heels (twelve inches even!) and with hair so long and red in a "[i]BEVERLEY CRUSHER[/i] style and manner of hanging lightly around her shoulders, falling whimsically to her waistline.<br />"what have i done?" cried the woman to the night, not noticing me. "i have forgotten to fill my car tank with gasoline!"<br /><br />[u]and with tha

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i'm gonna need you to die

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The day I witnessed Afro Circus was the day my soul died. Poor thing had already been on life support for so long... why, Chris Rock? Why?

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Well, at least he didn't die in obscurity.

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Richard Dawson has now met a similar fate to his Running Man character. RIP cutie pie - one of us is no longer in big trouble.

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All Jersey Whores need to die a painful death.

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G'day mate! *pew*

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Cute song! This song did wear me out on the feud with Slim Anus, er, Eminem, though. Plus, why would you diss someone's mom when that someone hates his own mom? BTW, I DON'T like Eminem. He's actually incredibly talented, but he's so hateful I can't listen to him. I do like his song Stan with Dido, though. He does a GREAT job making a point about how the music we listen to is FANTASY, not reality. Of course, I do realize there are songs based on real life events such as Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (thanks again for posting that!), Don McLean's "American Pie" and Immortal Technique's "Bin Laden."