| ?catonakeyboardinspace |
napalmnabuco |
(4.63) |
1,365,076 |
2006-09-18 |
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If that is what I see when I die...I don't mind being mortal!
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| ?the real NECM (refresh) |
BadMother |
(4.12) |
34,902 |
2006-12-13 |
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Ho CeilingCat, what news doth thou bring from the mortal realm?
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| ?You know where you are?! |
greenbanana |
(4.10) |
11,779 |
2006-12-15 |
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(5.00)
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Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
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| ?(nsfw) Interpretation - German Mario - (Mario loves ... |
jaguar5690 |
(4.20) |
65,283 |
2005-08-11 |
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comment by:
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Was a 4, but the mortal kombat sh*t thing made me laugh.
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| ?KHANTMND: Mortal Khanbat! |
DarthWang |
(3.89) |
2,770 |
2006-12-14 |
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Mortal KHAAAAANbat: KHAAAANihilation.
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0 |
UNKNOWN |
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Actually Santa is an ancient Vampire (antedeluvian level) whos powers are beyond the ability of puny mortal like you...
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| diary of a madman |
max |
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0 |
2006-12-05 |
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kano lui kang rayden johnny cage scorpion sub zero sonya MORTAL KOMBAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh uh, uhhu, uhuh uhhuhuhMORTALKOMBAT 6968676757668967867689676696876867finifh him Test your might. kano lui kang rayden johnny cage scorpion sub zero sonya excellent excellent excellent FIGHT!
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| ?(nsfw) Interpretation - German Mario - (Mario loves ... |
jaguar5690 |
(4.20) |
65,283 |
2005-08-11 |
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i sht for Mortal Kombat! XD
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And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver.
For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the thriller.
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| ?A feast for little Cindy Lou Who |
Xoul |
(4.65) |
181,713 |
2006-12-10 |
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you are a god among mortals
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| ?Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. |
paleeoguy |
(3.97) |
13,871 |
2006-12-10 |
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(5.00)
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"Nothing says Christmas like people throwing their lives away for politics!
=D"---don't you mean so you can still have one? If you don't celebrate Christmas, and you downvote this, remember that when you think about your own mortality and what you would give your life for.
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| ?(nsfw) Donald Duck is a racist (working sound) |
Megadude |
(4.03) |
19,275 |
2006-03-06 |
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(4.00)
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MORTAL DUCKFIGHT!
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| ?Best Mortal Kombat Ad |
Airbuster |
(4.28) |
37,133 |
2006-04-23 |
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comment by:
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(3.00)
comment:
minus 5 for spelling kombat with a C, plus 3 because kano looks like a photoshopped vin deisel
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| ?(nsfw) The end of Fuckfish |
simplegreen21 |
(3.56) |
3,089 |
2006-11-09 |
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F*ckfish cannot die you mortal fool!
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| ?Final Stefani VII. |
gamekid |
(4.11) |
7,931 |
2006-08-05 |
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-15 for committing the mortal sin of mixing FFVII music with Gwen Stefani. +20 for extreme creativity.
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| ?Cake Rave |
epsilonminus |
(4.25) |
58,123 |
2006-06-25 |
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I could listen to this for hours on end. So I think I will. Behold mere mortals, this is the power of the internet...
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| ?YATTA! |
xpirate16 |
(4.15) |
12,717 |
2006-12-03 |
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Even if Mortal Kombat is a terrible fighting game...this is pretty funny
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| ?heh: George H. W. Bush - nWo Champion |
MattressMan |
(4.08) |
7,494 |
2006-11-25 |
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When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 Life.
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| ?Leeroy Jenkins Wikipedia |
LordScythe |
(3.95) |
14,698 |
2006-03-18 |
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(5.00)
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5'd just because of the music. Leeroy Jenkins+Mortal Kombat... Sir, you win.
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| ?PTKFGS wwe tag team champions Bush & bl... |
ubermann |
(3.63) |
3,249 |
2006-11-30 |
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nwo please
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| ?Khan vs Wrong |
osalam |
(4.13) |
5,225 |
2006-10-03 |
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I love fad kombat.
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| ?World Wrestling Federation Champion Andrew Ja... |
bythorsbeard |
(4.05) |
4,986 |
2006-11-29 |
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do some nwo ones
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| ?German Mario VS English Mario? |
RuBBa-cHiKiN |
(4.18) |
37,967 |
2005-12-07 |
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(4.00)
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I sh*t for mortal kombat. Really i do.
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| ?(refresh) ptkfgs: WCW Champion George Washi... |
jakebreaker |
(4.22) |
7,723 |
2006-11-23 |
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When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 Life
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| ?(refresh) ptkfgs: WCW Champion George Washi... |
jakebreaker |
(4.22) |
7,723 |
2006-11-23 |
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5 for the nWo
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| ?A fairly tense situation. |
Rokku |
(4.02) |
29,905 |
2006-11-28 |
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For relevance. Mortal Kombat's in there too.
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| ?(nsfw) God is watching you have sex |
Nidhogg |
(3.70) |
17,007 |
2005-08-19 |
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God is undoubtedly a porn addict as he doesn't have a steady girl to f*ck. With Jesus He learned that having sex with mortals only leads to illegitimate sons and problems. Whenever he gets bored with watching, he just invents a new position for us to use. LOL
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| ?ptkfgs: WCW Champion Dwight D. Eisenhower |
jakebreaker |
(3.96) |
9,407 |
2006-11-23 |
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wheres the nWo one?
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| if trees could speak |
max |
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0 |
2006-11-07 |
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Recently Korf41 and I have been locked in an mortal battle for ruler of the universe. I'm coming out in front but that's kind of the way he likes it, taking me from behind. Korf41 is the king of monkey butt sex btw. KING OF DIRTY SLOPPY ANUS SCOUNDRELING.
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| ?MORTAL KOMBAHHHT |
FleshMachine |
(4.10) |
7,863 |
2006-11-24 |
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comment by:
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(5.00)
comment:
MORTAL KOM-BAH-T.
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