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The planet was absolutely flat. Its enormous gravity had long ago crushed into one uniform level the mountains of its fiery youth-mountains whose mightiest peaks had never exceeded a few meters in height. Yet there was life here, for the surface was covered with a myriad geometrical patterns that crawled and moved and changed their color. It was a world of two dimensions, inhabited by beings who could be no more than a fraction of a centimeter in thickness. <br /> And in its sky was such a sun as no opium eater could have imagined in his wildest dreams. Too hot to be white, it was a searing ghost at the frontiers of the ultra-violet, burning its planets with radiations which would be instantly lethal to all earthly forms of life. For millions <br />of kilometers around extended great veils of gas and dust, fluorescing in countless colors as the blasts of ultra-violet tore through them. It was a star against which Earth's pale sun would have been as feeble as a glow-worm at noon.

It might have been Earth. A white sun hung in a blue sky flecked with clouds, which were racing before a storm. A hill sloped gently down to an ocean torn into spray by the ravening wind. Yet nothing moved: the scene was frozen as if glimpsed in a flash of lightning. And far, far away on the horizon was something that was not of Earth--a line of misty columns, tapering slightly as they soared out of the sea and lost themselves among the clouds. They were spaced with perfect precision along the rim of the planet--too huge to be artificial, yet too regular to be natural.

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ALSO THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT GERMAN MUSIC VIDEO IS FROM A WHITE SUPREMACIST

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HOLY SHIT I JUST TYPED IN WIZARD.COM AND NO ONE IS USING IT; I WANT TO BUY WIZARD.COM

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HOLY SHIT GODDAM GYPSYS STOLE MY GYPSYS

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holy Christ I 1'd this but it 5'd

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holy shit

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Everybody Loves Raymond<br />Martial Law<br />Diagnosis Murder<br />Early Edition<br />JAG<br />Nash Bridges<br />Walker, Texas Ranger<br />Chicago Hope<br />Promised Land<br />Candid Camera<br /><br />Holy fuck I miss the old CBS.

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this is my favorite site ever, holy fuck

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holy shit that is amazing

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Holy fucking shit. Was the Delta flight number 3443? Or was it a Continental/United number? That would have been hilarious if you went there two weeks ago on the 15th. Those fucking ass CRJ900 seats have like a hollowed-out back on them and the seats are like wood. It's like my back doesn't go all the way back and my head was pushed forward. But it probably makes a difference being able to spread out. <br /><br />MSP is like that all the fucking time. Always have to take that tram from Concourse A to Concourse C or some shit like that and then walk a mile to find the gate. At least they have those moving walkways that make you walk twice as fast. Then there's those fuckers who like to stand on the side that says "WALK" and that voice that says "Caution, you are reaching the end of a moving walkway" in that European accent. It's like no shit, I don't need you to tell me. <br /><br />Then there's the Wi-Fi that isn't free anywhere in the US airports (it was free in Dublin), which pissed the fuck out of me because I had like a 3 hour layover at each stop and I wasn't going to pay whatever the fuck the price was to log in and say "hey guys I'm at the airport lololo" so I got a Godfather's Pizza (at MSP) and sat around doing nothing. Then when I was heading back through MSP again, I wanted a pepperoni pizza again, but they didn't have any made so I asked the Indian (dot) chick if she could make one and she's like "we'll have one in about 6 minutes, come back later." Like I was going to go to the way back of the line and wait again. Why the fuck couldn't she just take my money then and I'd just stand there and wait for it to be done like I did the last time? That pissed me off because I was tired and hungry and had to settle for a bag of overpriced Mike and Ike's out of a vending machine by my gate. FUCK

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Holy $70 sponsorship Batman.

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holy fucking 100$ sponsor

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Holy fucking shit.<br /><br />555

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U ARE A SANTABOT ALT.<br /><br />NO WAY U UPLOADED LIKIN BIG DICKS AS A COINCIDENCE!<br /><br />oh wait.<br /><br />wait.<br /><br />Jonny McGovern did a cover?<br /><br />wow.<br /><br />i thought it was an original song.<br /><br />wow.<br /><br />just let me wiki that other group who did the original,<br /><br />WHOA THEY ARE FUCKING GAY HOLY SHIT ONE BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL IS SO GAY.

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your an idiot.<br /><br /><i> an anti-racist idiot </i><br /><br />an egalitarian idiot, a white, un-realistic idiot.<br /><br />you are also homophobic.<br /><br />you idiot.<br /><br /><br />idiot.

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Holy crap. I thought it was impossible to make an original joke about Star Wars anymore, BUT YOU PROVED ME WRONG! Good work sir!

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holy crap i had the same weird little bean bubble floatin round my head all day! beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnsss...

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Holy Shit. i'mma let you finish, but this is the only thing good on the front page.

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You would think they would have a better television at the White House.

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Holy shit! What a catty bitch you are! Like, I didn't think you'd go there, but you totally did, girlfriend!

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Holy fucking shit! Its a Dinosaur! Jesus Christ! What the Fuck! Oh my Fucking God, Fucking Dinosaurs! Holy Shit! What the FUUUUUUUCK!

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holy shit, i shit my pants

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holy shit I'm lying.<br /><br />I gave you a 3 over here<br /><br />[site hexane:site]

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holy crap, it's a monolith

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lol @ the white guy in the back

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...white twenty somethings possibly wealthy peoples

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whoa holy shit! great stuff!