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*browser on regular zoom*<br />"huh, top corner of ass cheek"<br />*zooms out a little*<br />"oh shit!!!"<br />*zooms out a lot*<br />"HOLY FUCK DAMN!!"<br />*zooms out all the way*<br />-passes out-

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I love this show.... and I call dibs on the chick holding the whale penis.

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Holy crap! I never thought I'd see this castle theme here. [](/ohcrap)

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HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED MOON MAN

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[b]Geraldo[/b] in worn out blue gym shorts with a white stripe down the side, spread eagle on the computer chair, fat legs with lots of hair.<br />He's watch porn probably, you can't really see because the screen is pointed away so you try and catch the reflection in his glasses but it's hard to see viewing up from underneath the computer desk.<br />He itches his junk and begins yelling for you, he doesn't know you're right under him, smelling his balls the whole time.<br />His balls.<br />You peep out from under the desk, he smiles and likes it.<br />You begin to suck.<br />[i]He smiles and likes it.[/i]

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Holy living fuck dude, your Moon Man sites just kkkeep getting better and better!!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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1. They can. There is a misconception here because YTMND lists the length of mp3 files incorrectly. Now, for shorter sound files I normally use wav's just because, but for a site of this length an mp3 should have no issues. Use audacity and zoom in like a mother fucker to get it exactly the length you want.<br />See:<br />chipschallenge.ytmnd.com<br /><br />2. Animated GIFs don't support partial transparencies. What you most likely saw was your editor doing anti-aliasing, which GIFs don't like on their transparencies, hence white border. Remember that gifs are palette based, so they should have all one color for the transparency. This site has a good explanation for what I just said and also answers number 2 from your next set of questions:<br />http://www.instantfundas.com/2009/07/4-free-tools-to-create<br />-animated-png.html<br />Also see:<br />connect.ytmnd.com<br /><br />1. Yes and no. A quick conversion you can do for the wav you've got is make it mono, which will half the file size without much noticeable difference. You can also reduce the sample rate from 44100, which will reduce the size again (but can cause a difference in the way it sounds.) Converting to 22050 and making mono got your wav down to 1.26MB (I used audacity.) Sound files aren't compressible usually, without changing the format.<br /><br />2. You have to make the PNG frames in a separate editor, but there are several tools available. See this from a previous question.<br />http://www.instantfundas.com/2009/07/4-free-tools-to-create-<br />animated-png.html<br /><br />3. Yes he does, but he is reconsidering after an incident during the filming of The Expendables.<br />http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18299<br /><br />on a side note, i noticed your .wav is 29.987 sec long and your gif is 29.84 sec long

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I thought about both of those options, but:<br /><br />1. I don't think mp3s can loop seamlessly.<br />2. Using animated GIFs in the foreground causes certain issues that I don't know how to solve. For instance, If I were to put the sun and the 4 guys with wands in the foreground, the animated pieces would have a thin, white border around them (something to do with the way transparencies in GIFs are processed?). It looks kinda sloppy, so I went with 1 GIF when I realized I could get it all in 1 GIF and under 8MB.<br /><br />Apparently, APNGs are the solution to problem #2 - how do you make these kinds of files?<br />[site universea:site]

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Ahahah! Holy shit! Amazing!

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Holy shit, -118 downvote comment. <br />Jesus himself downvoted this.

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I think you are over-simplifying the issue. The Republican party as a set of politicians has very little problem with race: be it the rise of Herman Cain as "the tea party candidate" (with Marco Rubio as the most buzzed about VP pick) or President W's cabinet containing the most minorities ever. It is the Republican electorate that is largely white compared to the Democratic electorate, that is the difference.<br /><br />Interestingly, the Blacks and Mexicans who often vote strongly for democrats often have great value synergy with Republican politics, as they are more religious. Case in point, while a bunch of blacks turned out to vote in California for Obama in 2008, the increase in the black vote is widely considered to have put prop 8 over the top, which banned gay marriage here.<br /><br />As far as waste/graft/pelf is concerned, I find both parties equally bad. Both parties are connected to a bunch of interests, be it Unions, Trial Lawyers, Mil-Ind complex, Big-Ag... etc. All of the interests pay to play, and when the roulette ball lands on red or blue, the corresponding winners are properly enriched. To the winner goes the spoils, this has been true since the early days of the republic.

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holy cow

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When he OD'ed, the court played back his slurred voice saying "I Hurt". Octo Jackson's fans gathered at his funeral. From international pop sensation, to Major League Baseball with the KC Royals and later the Chi White Sox, and a brief stint with the Raiders that he don't wanna talk about, ok? stop asking. ok? <br /><br />You guys always have to push it.<br /><br />gaww<br /><br />yeah, whatever. Octo Jackson. Great. It's ruined now. Thanks.

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holy shit this is awesome

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+d. came to the comments page intending to mention said whale.

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The eulogy will be preformed by Lifeguard Whale.

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It's Night. I'm living inside a giant apartment skyscraper. It's so big you could call it a whole city onto itself. I'm living with Cindy again and we have a pet with us. This little white thing is about as disgustingly cute as you can imagine, and oddly enough, it's the only thing I see that isn't a tint of blue or black. But I know something is wrong, why am I with Cindy? Why does this innocent animal feel like it's about to kill me? I need help...<br /><br />I'm looking for help, I need allies to combat the little white adorable monster in my apartment. I find my way to a bar inside the same building, somewhere on the 670th floor. I'm yelling at them "IDIOTS! We are about to die! I need help to kill this monster in my apartment!!" But I'm ignored...<br /><br />Suddenly.. He bursts through the door. No longer is the while fluff ball tiny, but enormous. He's the size of a house! Running straight at me with the patrons of the bar in it's jaws, it tries to slash me in half with it's knife like fingers. The scent of blood is heavy in the air...

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yeah, sometimes whales are pretty cool

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I can't stop watching this, holy sh*t

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"Whale cult" ringing any bells?

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Holy shit, how did i miss this in 2007. Im fucking crying laughing.

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Pot: "holy shit, the kettle's black!"

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I was into whales, when I made this. Don't ask

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because i thought of this first but never made it because i'm not the commemorative statue made in the image of a non-white leader that is not male<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH<br />AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH<br />AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH<br />AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH<br />AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH<br />AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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Lifeguard Whale! Please, come back to us. Fly into Umfuld's black heart and destroy the faggotry inside him, saving YTMND forever.

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No kidding. Herman Cain doesn't even realize he is the party's token black guy put there for no other reason than to make people think they are not a bunch of racists fucks. People see through that shit and there is no way he is getting his party's nomination. Spoiler: The Republican nominee will be white and wealthy.

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I liked lifeguard whale. He doosn't compromise his paleo-conservative beliefs in this confusing time.

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holy shit bitch...your ugly

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A slow 20 minutes pass when suddenly fast paced techno music begins to blast out of the BATCAVE and strobe lights fill the corridor.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />(screaming into the BATCAVE)<br />Now what the fuck is going on?<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />THE BATCOMPUTER ISN'T WORKING RIGHT AND I CAN'T FIND THE BATSUIT.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />Ah for fuck's sake.<br /><br />ALFRED flips the piano over and marches towards the BATCAVE. He trips over a tea cart placed near the middle of the stairs and breaks his neck while falling down the remaining steps. BRUCE is conviently standing at the bottom when some hot tea blinds him in the eyes. He then stumbles backwards into the BATMOBILE and bumps his knee.<br /><br />EXT. BUSY GOTHAM STREET - DAY<br /><br />A black businessman places a quarter into a newspaper box and grabs the days paper. The frontpage headline reads: BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY HIT BY PARKED CAR, DIES. The black man mumbles something about 'fucking white people' then folds the newspaper under his arm and enters a cafe.

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Holy shit that was awesome. Someone make a Dramatic Reading ytmnd of this!