| ?(nsfw) MK's Stryker Strikes Her. |
mrtuesday |
(3.86) |
13,107 |
2006-09-22 |
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(5.00)
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Mortal 5bat
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| ?WWE Survivor Series Poster |
rrkfan |
(3.00) |
4,157 |
2006-07-30 |
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rating given:
(4.00)
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Scott Hall said he join WWE again only if they do do a DX Vs. nWo storyline. So it might really happen!
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| ?Best Mortal Kombat Ad |
Airbuster |
(4.28) |
37,179 |
2006-04-23 |
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(5.00)
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Rip their hearts out and electrocute them! Those kids deserve it! And you deserve a five! Mortal Kombaaaaaat!
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| ?Best Mortal Kombat Ad |
Airbuster |
(4.28) |
37,179 |
2006-04-23 |
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I love the song, I have it on my cell phone ringtone :D MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT!!!
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| ?Cute Kittens here to comfort you. |
whiteman |
(4.51) |
219,515 |
2006-08-14 |
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(5.00)
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my thoughts: it needs a big mortal kombat bloody banner that reads "finish him" at the mouse pic.....and it needs some Megadeth music, lol...jk......twas soo cute I about barfed...eww....but kool
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| ?Best Mortal Kombat Ad |
Airbuster |
(4.28) |
37,179 |
2006-04-23 |
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rating given:
(4.00)
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Rayden loves humans he wouldn't hurt that child. Kano would though. Also, K is for Kombat.
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| ?Best Mortal Kombat Ad |
Airbuster |
(4.28) |
37,179 |
2006-04-23 |
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(4.00)
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"-1 for spelling it 'combat'" "It's KOMBAT not COMBAT." "-1 for spelling kombat with "C""
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| ?What kind of Helicopter? |
MediaHustlerDOTcom |
(4.04) |
12,807 |
2006-09-18 |
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(3.00)
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STEALING FROM BREAK! MORTAL SIN! Lawl, jk, don't care.
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| ?Raiden only has one weakness... (updated) |
utahraptor |
(3.82) |
4,707 |
2006-09-16 |
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(4.00)
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Oh come on, we all know it's Raiden, or rather, that Raiden was meant to be that dude. THe Big trouble in little China Dude came first, Mortal Kombat was after, and anyone who's played the first MK knows that Raiden is a rip off of that dude.
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| ?mortal KomBAHt! (xbox lady kiks ass!) |
colossus86 |
(4.14) |
15,801 |
2006-09-16 |
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(5.00)
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BAH BAH BAH! MORTAL KOMBAHT!!!!!!!!!
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| ?Rapists have ONE weakness!!! |
Wolfrok |
(4.10) |
26,017 |
2006-03-09 |
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(5.00)
comment:
Also good for wives.
"lol we can hav sex nwo"
"kk, awesum"
"WTF UR STUFFS BIT MY C*CK WTF"
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| ?Michelle Wie vs. PGA Men |
jablofett |
(3.30) |
1,357 |
2006-09-16 |
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comment by:
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(4.00)
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Cite proper sound origin: Mortal Kombat
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| ? |
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(0.00) |
0 |
UNKNOWN |
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(5.00)
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so what do you do? first you say MORTAL KOMBAT!!! LMAO
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| ?PUSSY JUICE |
Sticky |
(2.55) |
3,274 |
2006-06-20 |
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(1.00)
comment:
Release yourself from this mortal coil.
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| ?lol bicycle kick |
Cacti |
(4.32) |
60,450 |
2006-02-22 |
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(0.00)
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No C's in the mortal kombat universe. Fix it for a 5.
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| ?NEDM's Epic End |
takuguy |
(3.29) |
8,840 |
2006-06-29 |
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(1.00)
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NEDM cannot be defeated by a mere mortal such as Steve Carell. That chapstick is deflected back at Carell, therefore no harm comes to Happycat, for it is too powerful.
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| ?Astronaut Meets God |
Arktis |
(4.20) |
27,552 |
2006-09-12 |
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Godamn, after all the comments I've seen on this I really wish I had a soundcard. Also, although I am an agnostic, I take the position of athiesm due to my opinion that religion has done more harm than good on the "mortal world".
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| ?Real Mortal Kombat (update) |
ebrandt |
(3.64) |
3,451 |
2006-09-11 |
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(5.00)
comment:
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!
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| ?Real Mortal Kombat (update) |
ebrandt |
(3.64) |
3,451 |
2006-09-11 |
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(5.00)
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MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
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| ?Game Over! |
DirtbagDan |
(4.07) |
18,724 |
2006-05-14 |
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(5.00)
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Mortal Kombat won an oscar though
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| ? |
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(0.00) |
0 |
UNKNOWN |
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wait thats supposed to be fuer frei? sounds like the mortal kombat song
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| ?Epic Gas Station Price Maneuver |
VertebreakerXJS |
(2.61) |
2,755 |
2006-09-09 |
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Add an intro with the Mortal Kombat "AND NOW, FOR A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME. "
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| ?Don't Smirk at Darth Vader |
Ginsain |
(4.06) |
20,202 |
2006-09-06 |
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(5.00)
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wouldn't had been funny if it weren't for teh mortal kombat referance...Ilove it!! MK4 fo' Eva'!
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| ?Why God Exists (Updated with Q and A at the end) |
whetstone |
(2.95) |
58,205 |
2006-09-07 |
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wow, a lot of 5 stars. I got some objections for you.
1. incorporating fads into this for a higher vote is cheap.
2. To suggest causality stops at god because god is amazing or infinite or whatever is making huge leaps of faith in assuming anyone mortal can understand what god is since there's so many definitions in different cultures. And if the universe encompasses all existence, where exactly would god be in order to create it? If god can just magically appear, why not the universe?
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| ?Christian Martyrdom |
whetstone |
(2.48) |
17,003 |
2006-09-05 |
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(1.00)
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Born by womb untouched by man
Or a horny mortal man's error
Flower power prophet of one
Spelled dog in the mirror
You hide behind stained glass windows
In fear of real world outside
Kneeling prostitute your souls
To reach his kingdom way up high
And then you castrate your pride in search
Of answers to your prayers
Well they may be reaching the heavens
But they unanswered remain
If so let his anger strike me down
Like lightning from clear sky
For I'm questioning your lord
His almightynes
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| ?Don't Smirk at Darth Vader |
Ginsain |
(4.06) |
20,202 |
2006-09-06 |
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comment:
If "mc" is supposed to be Mortal Kombat, then it should be MK. Also, it seems like you could use most of the actual sound from the movie and it wouldn't seem so out of place.
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| ?lol, stingray. |
Corpsegoddess |
(2.93) |
88,470 |
2006-09-04 |
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(5.00)
comment:
People have no sense of humor anymore. If you can't laugh in the face of death, how else can we deal with the nature of our own mortality? I bet a lot of the children 1-ing this have no idea what it's like to lose someone they actually KNOW. Or maybe it's just that I'm a cynical old bitch but... laughing in the face of death is what Steve Irwin was about. Not whining like a pussy.
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| ?An Apology from Peterguy |
Peterguy |
(2.49) |
12,773 |
2006-09-04 |
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(1.00)
comment:
When I have seen your church go up in flames
And you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal soul is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
For that gives me pleasure
Tormenting a christian soul
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| ?Sir Steve Irwin, MBE CBE OBE ? |
MysticalDescent |
(3.89) |
5,094 |
2006-09-05 |
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comment by:
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(1.00)
comment:
Nah, the pride of being a knight is that you get to live while being one. I was gonna write a long note on psychological trauma and how human's ignore their own mortality but I decided to give you a 1 instead.
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| ?WifeBeater2 |
Captainraincoat |
(4.15) |
17,847 |
2006-09-04 |
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comment by:
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(0.00)
comment:
Nice, but I was always more of a Marital Kombat fan.
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