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INT. NURSING HOME COMMON ROOM - NIGHT<br /><br />A dirty, dilapidated nursing home common room. Barely conscious old retards have been arranged in a circle of metal folding chairs around BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER who also sit in identical chairs. These two assholes are each holding a yellow/brown triple scoop ice cream cone. <br /><br />In a fast-paced montage style sequence of images set to "Fly Like a G6" by Far East Movement, BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER each race to finish their ice cream cones.<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER finishes first, effortlessly tossing a bite-sized piece of cone into her mouth, beaming with pride, while BIGX is still frantically licking a melting mound of ice cream sitting on top of his fully intact cone.<br /><br />BIGX drops his ice cream on floor as he realizes GRANDMOTHER has finished eating.<br /><br />One of the old retarded spectators yelps, another farts. A bald obese woman pulls out one of her own long, yellow tits and begins violently pulling at it. An old man falls off a chair, clearly dead.<br /><br />BIGX slides off his chair, slinks down on all fours and begins crawling towards GRANDMOTHER.<br /><br />BIGX<br />(Seductively)<br />Grammy! I have an ice-cream-ball-ache!<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />(alzheimersly)<br />I put all of it in my mouth!<br /><br />BIGX<br />(seductively, predatory)<br />I know! It looks like I lost the bet! Do know what THAT means?!<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Pee Pee<br /><br />BIGX<br />Yes! And now I have dig through your big hairy bush if I'm going to find your clit so I can blow it.<br /><br />BIGX lifts (his) GRANDMOTHER's nightgown to reveal three massive clumps of matted hair. Two of these clumps are gray/white. One is bright orange, a vestige left over from this smoking hot old redhead's hairy pussy youth.<br /><br />BIGX<br />(surprised, fucky)<br />Grammy! I can't wait to find out what your cunt tastes like...<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />911!

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Umsy has Oppositional Defiant Disorder, and thinks that you're trying to troll him. Actually, when you read the behavioral features of ODD, it sounds just like him:<br /><br />Common features of Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD) include excessive, often persistent anger, frequent temper tantrums or angry outbursts, and disregard for authority. Children and adolescents with this disorder often annoy others on purpose, blame others for their mistakes, and are easily annoyed. In addition, these young people may appear resentful of others and when someone does something they don't like they often take revenge on them.<br /><br />Holy shit. I think I just came up with an accurate diagnosis.

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Lifeguard Whale of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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"Let's try the first draft again: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all rich white men wearing wigs are created equal.' What do you think?"<br />"Lose the wigs."<br />"Fine. Betsy Ross, what do you think?"<br />"You assholes.."

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The Holy Koran Teaches Us That WELL ACTUALLY YOU FORGOT POLEND

Wow, I know this is late, but holy fuck, this is a TONS better look than the previous layout you had.

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Erm...looks like Lifeguard Whale came slightly before this, but you probably never would have gone on a Lifeguard Whale binge had I not been so harsh. (I thought you told me in Meebo once that this site is why you decided to make Lifeguard Whale, "your own thing")

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5'd because if I never would have been such a fucking asshole, Lifeguard Whale never would have been born.

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middle easterners don't care about white people. only the jews, and stupid fucking niggers, so KKK FUCK OFF.

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holy shit

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Holy crap, a flying dutchman!

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HOLY SHIT LOL

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that dudes teef, they are so white

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Keep your whites white.

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Holy Homosexuals Batman!

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So what do you think people will get out of this?<br /><br />"OMG pde10 is not a very good site maker" [spoil]common sense[/spoil]<br /><br />Or<br /><br />"Holy fuck Umfuld has calculated the percentage of pde10's sites that have reached up and coming."

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lol, I didn't catch the typo right away. I thought it was racist because they weren't ordering as many chocolate items as they were the white and cinnamon.

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WHITE POWER

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Did you add that white border? It doesn't really work. It was better with just the center gif with the black space around it.

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Holy guacamole!

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HOLY FUCK A 3.20 RATED SITE IS ON UP AND COMING

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Holy shit. Everyone says "Vote 5" now. I should put in on a t-shirt or charge royalties or something.

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I don't know why there is so much white noise in the music but it kinda fits actually... I... He can see my soul...

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this is a commentary on the hatred that black people face in predominantly white neighborhoods

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this site is for whites.<br /><br />[b]THIS[/b] site: http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1716752773/famm63hb.jpg<br />is for [b]YOU[/b]

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white people doing things

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NOOooo, lifeguard whale! WHYYY!?!??!@!?

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you're just jealous because lifeguard whale has all the intangibles that you will never grasp.

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i do not. the lifeguard whale was the most typical, shitty "rinky-dink ytmnd character" i've been complaining about for years.<br /><br />[i]make shitty character with one image asset, don't forget to choose a theme song and MAKE SURE you put the rinky-dink character's name in the site's title[/i]<br /><br />fuck anyone who actually likes shit like that.

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Lifeguard Whale = Auto Fav.