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Using a Tiger game that doesn’t even have characters reeks of “going beyond the bottom of the barrel and using the barrel itself as content” so hard i have to 5

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Yes i know i left that one on the table, sue me, whatever. Wrote this idea when coming back from a poker tournament at a bar. Essentially a strategy game with a built in RNG to save your butt if you blunder. I should create POKERTKFGS as a spinoff to CHESSTMND… i already have a stupid spinoff idea “Phil Hellmuth ENDS Johnny Chan” It’s funny because it’s also a Dew as Hellmuth won the last hand in the 1989 Main Event (World Championship tournament) starting with a pair of 9s so i can use the part of the Rammstein song where they say “NEIN”

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AND THANK SEAN FOR REFERRING TO THIS SITE BY A T.CO REDIRECT 2 DAYS AFTER ITS CREATION

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Max will fix it... hopefully soon

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Description: LOL it’s funny because the United Federation of Planets is a post-scarcity space communist economy

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sorry guys I cant make ytmnds anymore without getting errors I might make some if I don't get an error

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I cant make sites anymore without getting errors on sounds background images or foreground images

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Woah, just take it easy man.

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You get a three star rating because I see some potential racism in this site for not including any black or gay people (but who knows, maybe hes a twink)

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It's gonna be a wild day here when Lando passes away.

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So 2013 it hurts.....

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This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy Simpsons shitposts on the front page!

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It was so weird watching the over 30s crowd (mainly Umfuld and gr33nscr33n) go on their trolling sprees in the early 10s… like i remember when gr33nscr33n called me his honorary alt because i would be sent by him to downvote NARV trash off U&C back in 2008… like we used to have a common goal until he turned… also what’s up with the crazy view rates lately… is some kinda hax going on since we all know there’s only the mentally ill 10 left.

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Help I cante get out of Ello hel on Chesmaster i’m stuck in the Ozypic ranks and i want to clime to Plantmum. I’m trying the Mac Golbert gambet where i financheeto (lol like the cotest in 209) the Baronelazerside bichshop to g7 but i end up hagning my kighnt who says ekki ekki pkang zip zop boobity bob on turn 6. I’ll never get above 161660 with this opning

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"IT NEVER ENDS FOR RAYMOND"<br /><br />Wlliam S. Sessions, Director, FBI

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I actually am intrigued by such a long con style of bait and switch humor… literally a month of setup of the “tournament” getting user site submissions and finding winners each week only for “lol Unexpected Baron Lasers Victory”

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like, who would believe that? and what would you even Gain by Lying about this,. Im so confused, is this some joke im not getting? wtf

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Like why would you even lie about thatt? the actual way you found it is Cooler, im so confsued, WTF are you talking about? wait. are you being like. Joking? is this like Funny humor or omething and i dont get the joke? sorry im so confused now.

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Dude why are you lying, what the fuck. While its true that you have no idea what The Last Startfighter is yet because you havenot looked up a Wikipedia page about it (due to curioisity about THIS VERY MIDI).....uhm do they even have wikipedia yet in your Time? Lol or like a wikipedia that would have an article about something like that, at least....uhm. anyway What you DID lie about is the. how you discovered this uhm midi. Whaat aree you talkkig about, searched for "shitty midi", WTf? aree you stupid? Thats thets one of teh stupidest shit things i ever heard, except maybe a lot of the other stuff you might have said i forgot about over teh years. Anyway, you found this Midi file in like a library of a bunch midis you downloaded, i think off of the game mamker website or arelated website? the midi library aalso inclodude, sonci the hedgehog soundtracks from 1-3 & knuckles for genesis, amongst other things ....right?

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Called it!

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teehee, when I coded my software I used the word outline instead of stroke because of course its gay

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so is ray the seeker like a lolcow of YTMND nowwadays?<br /><br />I was YTMND's 2012 lolcow getting brainwashed by far right doctrines, but this guy is a new nutcase case

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It's been a good long run.. Thank you.

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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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A Morning in Tambov: The Radio Haven of Ivan PetrovIn the quiet city of Tambov, Russia, at precisely 8:00 AM, Ivan Petrov sits in his modest apartment, the aroma of black tea mingling with the faint scent of old books. The year is 2025, and the morning sun filters through a cracked window, casting slanted rays across his cluttered kitchen table. Ivan, a 52-year-old retired mechanic with a grizzled beard and a penchant for routine, tunes his ancient Soviet-era radio to Radio Rossii,its static hum a comforting ritual. The radio, a bulky relic with faded dials, crackles to life, filling the room with the day’s news, a blend of local weathercrisp at 5°Cand distant global murmurs.Ivan’s mornings are sacred, a time when Tambov feels like the center of the world. The radio’s voice, a soothing baritone, recounts regional harvests and Moscow politics, but Ivan listens for the interludes: folk songs from the Volga, or a rare broadcast of Tchaikovsky that makes his heart ache for youth. His apartment, adorned with faded floral wallpaper, holds relics of his life—tools from his factory days, a photo of his late wife, Marina. The radio is his tether to the present, a bridge to a Russia both familiar and ever-changing.Today, a story about Tambov’s apple festival catches his ear. He chuckles, imagining the market square bustling with vendors, a scene he’ll visit later. The radio shifts to a call-in show, where a woman from Voronezh laments rising bread prices. Ivan nods, sipping his tea, feeling the pulse of a nation through these voices. He doesn’t own a smartphone—too complicated, he say but this radio, repaired countless times with his own hands, is enough. It’s his window to the world, from Tambov’s snowy winters to tales of cosmonauts.As the clock nears 8:30, a song by Vladimir Vysotsky plays, its gritty lyrics stirring Ivan’s soul. He hums along, tapping a scarred finger on the table, lost in memories of factory nights and Marina’s laughter.

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The Wireframe from Super Smash Bros. Melee: Icons of Digital FodderIn the annals of video game history, few elements embody the raw, unpolished charm of early 3D gaming quite like the Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee. Released in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube, Melee revolutionized the fighting genre with its chaotic, accessible brawling mechanics, drawing characters from Nintendo's vast universe into frenzied battles. Amidst this spectacle, the Wire Frames emerge as enigmatic antagonists in single-player modes, serving as both a nod to development practices and a test of player endurance. These skeletal, pink-lined humanoids are not playable fighters but essential fodder in modes like Adventure and Multi-Man Melee, representing the game's wireframe models—basic polygonal skeletons used in 3D animation to map character movements before texturing.Visually, the Wire Frames are a stark departure from Melee's vibrant cast. Composed of glowing pink lines forming a humanoid silhouette, they evoke the eerie minimalism of early computer graphics. Their "faces" bear the Super Smash Bros. logo, a circular emblem with an off-center cross, while a pulsating red heart pulses in their chests, hinting at a bizarre, artificial life force. Male and female variants exist, with the former modeled after the speedy racer Captain Falcon—borrowing his punches, kicks, and Falcon Knee—and the latter after the ethereal Zelda, utilizing her phantom slashes and lightning kicks (sans electricity). This dimorphism adds subtle variety: males exhibit aggressive homing behavior, charging relentlessly, while females play more passively, circling before striking. Both lack special moves (B-button attacks), rendering recoveries impossible, but low gravity in their arenas compensates, allowing high jumps to simulate flight.The Wire Frames' primary role is in training and challenge modes.

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In 2015 this website was like a public bathroom which we made nasty and and undesirable as possible with non stop spam sites and Suzanne's many identities. Locke5 k0mputer and Vtech were the opposition, Locke5 begging to stay for nostalgia but Suzanne, you and I drove him the fuck out. It was constant, Goatse, Krab ear rape, Gerontophilia memes, Moon Man's racism, anime girls, chicks with dicks and blood and guts gore posting.<br /><br />But in the end max ultimately showed that he could keep us off the website by spending more time in early 2016 cracking down real hard on me (deleting me every week, even with TOR) and in early 2016 I conceded. It was the offline site maker that gave me hope them but now I'm just moved on.<br /><br />Though keep in mind I didn't mention luan adventure (2017) and the huge blast that was neoytmnd.com (2018)<br /><br />Still the memories from 2015 were my favorite. We really were total dominators of this website from august to december 2015 with full unchecked power tripping. I hope someone like [user whang:profile] could document this era of YTMND's lost history.

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IKR, it's almost as bad a day as when we lost Lance Cacklefanny

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Congrats; it seems it was no contest indeed!