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Die Monster you don't belong in this world (CASTLEvania Symphony of Kingside)

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I hate the way sites just die with 2 votes now... at least it's better than an alt brigade though

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"I live, I die, I live again!" -Overlord Of Why Tee Em NEDM Dot Cum.

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max<br /><br />PLEASE don't make this site NFT (unless to launch some great rebirth...O Rly). Like legit, you've mostly done the right thing over time (other than allow what is certainly your greatest work to fall victim to time and Flash before updating to other protocols after ship already sailed and most of the remaining YTMND users already drowned in obsolescence)...but don't sell soul of site that's been trying to die with some modicum of dignity for years. Seriously dude

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She abandoned her father and he was left to wander alone. He died.<br />Thus, leaving his daughter to be easily consumed by the earth and eventually pulled into hell. Corrupted and eaten by the devil.

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It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I dread for you, when the time comes that you make your reckoning, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done. May you never find yourselves, Intrepids, in such a position! Yet in any case, it were better to die ten thousand deaths, than to do anything out of servility towards Zenlo [or to sacrifice any of those who upvote for your good. A noble recompense did the people of YTMND, for entrusting themselves to Max's friends, and thrusting Artfags aside! And a noble recompense the fearcondom era, for driving away your shitposts, and surrendering to zavan. He is a slave, scourged and butchered! A noble clemency did show to Suzanne, who elected Leonard Cohen to command the music, and banished formerlyfeaturedfag. It is folly, and it is cowardice, to cherish hopes like these, to give way to evil counsels, to refuse to do anything that you should do, to listen to the advocates of the enemy’s cause, and to fancy that you dwell in so great a website that, whatever happens, you will not suffer any harm. Furthermore, Cyberman must be destroyed.

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Rush Limbaugh DIED for Moonman's MANY sins.

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"Gawker" died for less.

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hey max, dustin diamond died lol

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I missed a few years because I actually forgot my password, and didn't bother to reset it, then YTMND died, but now that it's back, so am I. It's been a hell of a few years but still I gotta say that this still is the greatest YTMND on this entire site!<br />RIP Sean Connery.

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Of course he did. Q made all of his gadgets, including a watch that counts down to the time you die.

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it ain't over yet. We've still not reached the part where President Trump is proven to have won, and then people riot harder than they did after George Floyd died. So all in all, 2020 still have some stuff left to show us. Q is out there leaving oblique messages about the Durham probe. Lets see what happens lol

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The Irony... Sean Dies right after you made this.

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When he dies I'm going to downvote the Lando site that will inevitably get made

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When someone dies of AIDS, PSA Guy laughs

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The dumb ways to die in Aegisman 8 remind me of 80s/90s Saturday morning PSAs

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You Know The Rules. Its Time to Die

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Yeah, he returned because his spirit inhabited one of the many clone bodies he had prepared in advance in his secret storehouse under Mount Tantiss on the planet Wayland. The clones were much younger, allowing his powers to wax greatly, however his spirit was so powerful that it caused all of the clone bodies to deteriorate quickly, so he had to continually switch to new ones. Luke Skywalker managed to destroy all of the clones save one, which was killed when Luke and Leia combined their powers to cause his own Force Storm to consume his command ship, the Super Star Destroyer Eclipse. However, little did they know that there was actually another storehouse of clones. eeking an opportunity to seize power for themselves, treacherous subordinates destroyed Palpatine's backup supply of clone hosts in an attempt to ensure that the Emperor stayed dead for good. When the Dark Jedi Sedriss executed the traitors, the Emperor came out of hiding, thus revealing that his soul had found yet another clone to serve as his new body. However, it was decaying too rapidly, so he attempted to possess the infant body of Han and Leia's son, Anakin Solo. However, the dying Jedi Empatojayos Brand sacrificed his own spirit to intercept and drag Palpatine's spirit into the Force, forever condemning him to experience the madness of disembodiment in darkness.<br /><br />Oh wait NVM, that was the old EU that doesn't exist anymore. In this movie he's just back for no reason.

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All those people, all those sites<br />Where are they now?<br />With loves, and hates<br />And passions just like mine<br />They were born<br />And then they made ytmnds<br />And then they died<br />It seems so unfair<br />I want to cry

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"...and if you do slurpee cup, you go to 7/11 before you die."

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Ooooh I'd die to find out.

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I'm fuckin' dying!

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Found in random. I'm fuckin dying!<br /><br />strippermusicA.ytmnd.com

Honestly Max, never let this site die if you can. This resurgence proves how this particular format wins over things like YouTube.

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CORONEO!!!<br />-99mp<br /><br />Tellah Dies

Also, thanks for alerting us about the LATEST acts of treason from the two walking piles of human feces named Senators "Lindsey Graham" (R-SC) and "Richard Blumenthal" (D-CT).<br /><br />Lindsey Graham is one of the worst republicans ever. Complete worthless warmonger and authoritarian. Total crook who takes money from probably the worst companies in America. His only redeeming feature I am aware of is that he stood against Nancy Mussolini and Adam Schitt of Commiefornia. Seriously, I wonder if America would be better off if he died from an aneurysm right now.<br /><br />And Dick Blummenthal of Commieticut literally has no redeeming features, except for probably being less bloodthirsty towards helpless foreigners than the republican with a girls name from South Carolina.

I guess I died from Coors Light and ended up in heaven, I found ytmnd back in '09 but never thought of making an account until after captcha shut down, now I have a 2nd chance<br />thx for everything max, u da reel G.

Best news I've received in quite a long time -- thank you, Mark Goldfarb! *dies immediately from virus*

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Rule 34 lovers need to die in a fire.

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2019<br />Heard this song on the oldies station and thought of this YTMND.<br />Then I realized that the song was on the oldies station and died a little inside.