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Stephanie's got to be in her 40s by now.

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artfag, AND stephanie? boy, you are just asking for a downvote up the ass

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I pee blood

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Why don't you 5 a slew more of woman and DarthWang's shitty throw away sites so that they stay on the front page for days but 1 umfuld well made sites that are actually smart and funny to people who don't just waste their lives fucking around here? That oughtta bring new blood to this shitty website.

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this took way too long to load but i'm sure it's bad just for even mentioning stephanie

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a huge pile of liquid shit. at least it's not stephanie though

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I don't think we need more than one Fallout Stephanie site. Nice loop though.

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no, no, no stephanie

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Stephanie, YTMND's id monster? Of course...

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This was excellent despite having Stephanie in it

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Still soothing even after Moonman started screaming blood.

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+5 for Stephanie. In before (well that's a surprise).

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stephanie got arrested for prostitution

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You should relax, maybe sleep in today. Take the day off and just let your blood pressure settle.

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First, it must unsuperpose in a suitable species. A cockroach, would not do the trick, too limited, but a more potent being would. A god like being, is too improbable, or even impossible, given it must somehow being assembled. An intelligent being, like a vulcan or something, seems, nice, but the problem its that its too potent; it can not be controlled easily, for some non essential purpose, like "surviving" the quantum immortal. The ultra lazy slight improbability mechanism, would have to actually work seriously. A half arsed, some times "intelligent" being like a human, is a good compromise. A human civilization, can always invent something out of a dead end, and on the side "survive" the quantum immortal, without overworking the slight improbability mechanism.<br /><br />The possibilities are infinite, but i'll concentrate on humans, this planet, and at this particular time. At a personal level i had to be very smart, the smartest i am, the beater i'm able to behave as expected by the infinite improbability drive, doh, i mean the slight improbability mechanism. Its not some random smartness, its at a very specific domain, with the appropriate sacrifices in abilities balanced out, for maximum practical impact, the best a human brain can offer in the field. Origin, of life, brain model and sociology model, and others, will play there given roles in my survival. Being male is an other requirement, more fit to survive in the long term, but also, with modern technology physical possibility to spawn out millions of kids, an important long term advantage, to have a strong blood link with huge chunk of the population. That it just happens, that i have some genes that will become the future norm helps further in establishing my self, all those millions of kids will help things up.

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coughed up blood, good job.

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Blood. It's his blood.<br /><br />MICHAELMICHAELMICHAELMICHAELMICHAELMICHAEL

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I define "truth" as whatever can be verified. Say for instance that it is considered truth that Bob kills John. Typically, that sort of thing includes evidence of things like fingerprints, blood stains, dna samples, weapons, photographs, witnesses, etc.<br /><br />When I listened to the provided audio, I heard a series of threats and assertions, unless I missed something. I am trying to be open minded, but I am having some difficulty finding evidence here.

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i tried to tie mypenis in a knot but broke some blood! the baby said blood, nigger.

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I knew this music was from FC3 blood dragon!

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Not enough blood, other than that, awesome! :D

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""How do I actually KNOW they exist?"<br />Umm, ever heard of exorcisms?"<br /><br />For all I know, that could just be an act. Or it could just be a bunch of rituals done by priest(s) done unquestioningly against acts the catholic church declares to be "demonic". Like having too much sex or eating too many cookies or whatever.<br /><br />For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person.<br /><br />[b]It would not be good enough for me that the allegedly possessed person merely did things like vomit at people, scream real loud, develop warts, spit blood, contort their body weirdly, because that can all be faked or done by a decent actor.[/b]<br /><br />THEN I would have to have it proven to me that after the priests deal with [i]the proven to be demon possessed person[/i] that the person is then unable to do any of the things mentioned above.

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TRUTHTMND: you will die alone in a pool of your own blood from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

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chuft -'d DarthWang's comment on the site ?Cloudy With A Chance Of Stephanie

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That's because there are none. My recent site uses a 17 year old Stephanie. The last time she played the part.

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Mortal Kombat is a game for 8 year olds who get a thrill out of seeing blood on the screen.

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LOL, ALWAYS WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF POSTING SOMETHING<br /><br />2 minutes ago Umfuld 'd ?band instruments gather for scottiepimpin's 24th birthday.<br />2 minutes ago Umfuld viewed ?band instruments gather for scottiepimpin's 24th birthday.<br />4 hours ago Umfuld -'d mcearlgrey's comment on the site ?Sines Of Stephanie<br />4 hours ago Umfuld -'d DarthWang's comment on the site ?Sines Of Stephanie<br />4 hours ago Umfuld -'d DarthWang's comment on the site ?Sines Of Stephanie<br />4 hours ago Umfuld viewed ?Sines Of Stephanie's profile.<br />4 hours ago Umfuld 'd ?Sines Of Stephanie.<br />4 hours ago Umfuld viewed ?Sines Of Stephanie.<br />4 hours ago Umfuld 'd ?(nsfw) Squares of Darth Stapler.<br />4 hours ago Umfuld viewed ?(nsfw) Squares of Darth Stapler.

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Go suck Stephanie's dick

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I was going to say I missed the old Stephanie Meanswell, but really the Even Stevens one is good on the show as well

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I just popped a giant cyst on my inner-thigh. There's blood everywhere. I think I have cancer.<br /><br />Also 5 stars.