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I'm giving this one a chair/10, it's closer to a living room table chair than an office chair.

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If you get one dolar in one spa or a comhination of two spas you get a bonus spa

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It's Moonhammed!

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If the Price goes over one dollar you don't get to spa again

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whatever happened to you getting on discord

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When you get this far in Age of Empires, the game is basically over.

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Man, what if Jesus didn't care if you called him Krishna?<br />Read the parable of the Good Samaritan.<br />Samaritans were the people of Israel; like you know about the two kingdoms, Israel and Judah, and the Assyrians?<br />Assyria exiled the northern Israelites, which is where you get the lost tribes. <br />Then later the Babylonians exiled the southern people of Judah.<br />When the Jewish Babylonian exiles came back, there were Israelites living in the northern kingdom again, the Samaritans.<br />But the Jewish people returning from Babylon were like "Fuck you, you guys are imposters. You say you are our people but you are fake foreigners that were assigned to live here by the Assyrians or something and then you started worshipping our god, which is weird, but it's not good enough."<br />So to the people of Jesus's time and culture, Samaritans were a metaphor for people who have the "wrong" religion.<br />Jesus said be like them.<br />Have the wrong religion.<br />Have the wrong label.<br />Just be nice.<br />When you meet someone on the road who needs help, help them out.<br />Listen to the Beatles, man.<br />Stop living in fear.

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Please accept this moonrap as a token of my goodwill.<br /><br />KKK<br />Enjoy a Filet-O-Fish today<br />Moonman coming at ya<br />With the power play<br /><br />KKK<br />Raps that pay<br />In a moonmansion<br />Being gay is okay<br /><br />KKK<br />On a burning crusade<br />Ya trying to get to hellfire peninsula?<br />I’m trying to get laid<br /><br />Want some McNuggets?<br />Sucka can’t touch it<br />I eat what I like<br />Even late at night<br /><br />I used to be McEvil<br />Now I fight for right<br />Like a beast of the night<br />I rock Satyāgraha tight<br /><br />KKK<br />Hare Krishna Rama<br />I joined a cult<br />And banged yo mama<br /><br />KKK<br />All night and all day<br />They served me a subpoena<br />Which is odd because I’m just a hyena<br /><br />KKK<br />Is on the way<br />Let me hear you say<br />Equal rights, equal pay<br /><br />My beard is green<br />My eyes are mean<br />My hair is orange<br />…uh…rap over

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click made good sites about dogs<br /><br />but much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it

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There is a lot of important stuff written on these bathroom walls of the internet. A lot of important memories. Even if someone made a fancier, more modern version of the app, without the database, without the content, you'd lose those memories. You'd lose some crazy fad-lover's magnum opus, ya know?<br /><br />I don't know max that well. I asked him to play D&D with me once and he sounded ambivalent.<br /><br />But I'll tell max on Discord that I'd like to write a social media app in Laravel 10. If he wants he can be in charge of the project. If he's not interested, I'll just make it for the fun of it. And I'll post it to GitHub with the MIT license and anyone can check it out and use what parts they like. But if max lets me know the structure of ytmnd's database, I will base the data models on that structure so hopefully he could just import his database into it. I don't know where max stores his image files and stuff. I'll write the app to store them in AWS S3.<br /><br />There are other content-sharing sites, sure. But I don't know of any that have as many famery-gais and darthwangs. I just want a place for us to have a group to post jokes to.<br /><br />And I will say this, if I make another site, or if max made me boss of ytmnd, I would label things better so there's less uncovered NSFW stuff. But I will chill out about moon crew. If some moon dude wants to make sites, I won't ban them. Hate cannot drive out hate.

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You know, I can program. Like I know Php, MySQL, modern frameworks, junk like that. And max seems like maybe he doesn't care about ytmnd at this point. Like he stopped caring a long time ago.<br /><br />If I made a similar kind of content-sharing platform, with a few more modern features, what would you think about that? Would you want to try posting content somewhere else?

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WE DID IT 2024<br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPG0e5rq50

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You know, for a while, a couple of years ago, max invited me to the private developer channel where he hangs out in Discord. You know what he's doing in there? Mostly talking about video games with his buddies, from what I saw.<br /><br />And I love max. All of us that enjoyed ytmnd have him to thank. But with great power comes great spiderman stuff. You want the youth of the early 2000's to fall in love with what you're doing? You gotta put in the effort. If you don't believe in yourself, if you blow it off, you're kinda going to break a lot of hearts.

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this site made me 200% gayer and I don't know how to get back

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it's not what you think or feel it's what you hear

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this guy gets it

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I was just telling a modder from England in Discord: <br /><br />Years ago, I made a web cartoon on there called Groarnak. It was kind of a small hit. Some random dude asked me for the rights to use it in a video game. I thought he was a troll but I said yes. Flash forward to the Fallout 4 and the Grognak the Barbarian thing in it, which seems to me to resemble Groarnak. Like Groarnak was a barbarian on Mars. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. Famed YTMND user famer-gai agrees with me though, it looks like it was based off my dumb web comic. <br /><br />This is the most worthwhile of the Groarnak ytmnds if you have an interest: https://castlewerewolfia.ytmnd.com/

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Nice, chad warden jokes, keeping it fresh

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Some went under the dock, and there they found, a rock! ♪<br />But it wasn't a rock ♪<br />It was a-- ♪ ...well yeah, it was a rock after all :(

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"vote 5 or suck DarthWang's little penis" <br /><br />You say that like it's a bad thing

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Ohhh, I get it now, your daddy never loved you

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so get your phone and install capcut then like downloaded the instrumental music on website called YouTube to wav and import the sound in capcut then go on a website called https://wizzardsoftware.com/ then just write some lyrics for moon man and just put whatever my man says then poured it to the edit then download the edit and don't want a website called https://www.veed.io/convert/video-converter then import your cap cut edit then download it as an MP3 and get a random picture or GIF of moon man dancing and just named titles and all that stuff and done

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I had hoped it was Korn

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DeviantArt is, and always has been, a train wreck<br /><br />But it's *my* train wreck

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I come from the future<br /><br />officialunofficial carries the torch passed down by MurdarMachene<br /><br />Also take that one star and shove it up yer ass bitsh

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The bad sync makes it better

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-1 for a lack of actually petrified people, get Medusa up in this bitch

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Cool, my dad's finally getting laid

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I don't understand this, but I enjoy it

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Among other things, I adore how he doesn't sing in sync with the song