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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHEN I'M OUT ON THE TOWN MY BOUNTEOUS BEEF BATON REMAINS EVER VIGILANT IN ITS SEARCH FOR ASS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY I CAME ACROSS YOUR MOM OUTSIDE MY VERY OWN MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IMMEDIATELY MY TREMENDOUS TONG ERUPTED FORTH, SCATTERING THE TEETH OF MY ZIPPER LIKE PINBALLS AS IT THRUST VALIANTLY FORTH TO TAKE YOUR MOM UPSIDE THE CHIN WITH A COCK UPPERCUT WORTHY OF MORTAL KOMBAT.

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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MANY YEARS AGO, A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE PILFERED AN OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT FROM MY ILLUSTRIOUS STORE AND WRONGFULLY CLAIMED IT AS HIS OWN. INSULTED BY HIS DISHONESTY, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, AND VICIOUSLY SLAMMED HIM INTO PAVEMENT, RATTLING HIS BONES AND SEVERING HIS FORESKIN FROM ITS MORTAL COIL.

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Corso is a god among us mere mortals. He is the best football player there ever was. Also a pirate, captain-ing the ship "corsair." He also would have made the longest td pass but the football still hasn't come down.

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5 for having vader n sonic + is that a mortal kombat guy?

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

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Find me a badass picture of Kabal from Mortal Kombat 3.

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make mine a mortal combat character of the same name.

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Nwo was the reason why i used to like WCW. I hate WCW now

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"Ho Ceiling Cat what news hath you from the mortal realm?" "It's terrible Mr. Lime cat. On myspace they've labelled Happycat as 'rude kitty.'" "Outrageous. I am not pleased!. Release Barabas!"

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also, you should add some mortal kombat sounds...preferably scorpion saying "come here" or "get over here"

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So was the original epicjohhnycagemanuever.ytmnd.com, because people didn't like the mortal combat song. That's why teddy added Epic Music to the title.

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neem.ytmnd.com Not even Mortal-Kombat Music made this ytmnd good...

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Wait...The Fountain and Chris Cunningham. You sir, are a god amoung mortals.

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think it would be better if you had the mortal kombat theme

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great nwo im going to have nightmares

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Nice Mortal Kombat there, I've been practicing it on the piano/keyboard myself.

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you spelled "kombat" properly, but it's still a LOL site

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Flux Magazine had a description of the "Liu Kang masturbating" glitch in Mortal Kombat, a positive review of Amorphis' "Tales From The Thousand Lakes" and an interview with Glenn Danzig, all in the span of two issues. therefore it is the best magazine of all time. Even though it only lasted those two issues. Or maybe three.

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You are a god among mortals. You deserve a temple in your honor.

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Exalted Lord Xenu praises your efforts, mortal.

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Exalted Lord Xenu approves and bestows a five upon you, mortal.

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As Mortal Kombat would say- FLAWLESS VICTORY!

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+1 one star cause I loved the nWo

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Cosby keywords mortally wound me.

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

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im mortally scarred for life... five

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

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Following the trend of fellow mathy commenters: sqrt of 256 plus 1 minus gamma quadrant mortality rate in the nineteenth dimension?

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that's not gangsta sh*t that's mortal kombat or something