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Jesus uses his alchemy to combine bread and fish to make...MORE BREAD AND FISH! But then he won't shut up.

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Oh, I looked at Bill's column for today and he wants kids to burn toast until they smell it: Try this at home! Try this smell test. Put a piece of bread in a toaster, and toast it till it burns. See how long it takes you to smell it. Better yet, get a few people and try the same thing with people positioned different distances from the toaster. Closer people will smell it sooner. How much sooner? Add a fan, if you like. Well, try it.

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Once a jew told me a kind story he said for one YTMND to succeed you'll need 2 more and after that you'll have bread and wine, but what that jew didn't know is that YTMND is full of f*cken downvoters f*gs who f*ckEN do this sh*t all the time they just f*cken go and f*cken downvote sh*t and that just f*cken pisses me off IT f*ckEN PISSES ME OFF PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT PISSES ME OFF and I just dont know how long i can take of these f*ggots downvoting all the f*cken sites. Anyway thats a funny hamster u f*g.

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Once a jew told me a kind story he said for one YTMND to succeed you'll need 2 more and after that you'll have bread and wine, but what that jew didn't know is that YTMND is full of f*cken downvoters f*gs who f*ckEN do this sh*t all the time they just f*cken go and f*cken downvote sh*t and that just f*cken pisses me off IT f*ckEN PISSES ME OFF PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT PISSES ME OFF and I just dont know how long i can take of these f*ggots downvoting all the f*cken sites I just wish there was a way A WAY A WAY o

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You just said fruit > bread. This is stupid.

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bread > fruit

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Im rollin' with Oprah and her lezzie girlfriend. What..WHAT

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5 for miss spelled oprah

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Just got the pizza, turns out they ignored the no cheese request. I should complain that they didnt follow my order and maybe I'll get a free pizza XD I also wonder what would happen if I ordered "No sauce" and "No cheese", would I just get bread? I don't want to waste 14 dollars experimenting though :P

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Spread the word! THE UNFUNNY TRUTH ABOUT DAVE CHAPELLE(?) Oprah is a filthy whore. Cosby... He's just Cosby. "Ya see, the kids, they listen to Chapelle, so I give him brain damage."

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when did oprah become a fad, was it before my time?

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brain bread is the worst hl mod ever

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ive always wondered....what is that?? a bread cat?? lol

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This is even greater than sliced bread.

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If I lit one of those where I live, I would start a wild fire that would gobble up a couple hundred miles faster then Ophrah can... f*ck Oprah is ugly.

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Not only is this ridiculous, this is f*cking hilarious, no pun intended. The look on that bread loaf's face itself is worth 10 stars.

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pss , you took too long , i found my own bread , and a cat , and i've created a horrible bread-cat hybrid , you can have your 5 now

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ps , i'd like to have sex with the bread kitten , you get your 5 when i f*ck bread .

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I say bread is bread, and if you want to have sex with the bread kitten, go ahead, do it somewhere legal, but I don't need bread-kitten Sex, heh

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whats the talking bread kitty?? a girl or a boy? lol

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" would kill for some Crazy Bread. You hear me? KILL!" Hear hear.

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I would kill for some Crazy Bread. You hear me? KILL!

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Tom Cruise kills Oprah?

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hey be more unoriginal its really great to see 3,000 ytmnds about how ebaumsworld sucks even though most people who visit this site still go there because we dont give a sh*t about which author has copyright on the flash movie with a kid being eaten by oprah, it doesnt matter to anyone but you guys.

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Max! Look out! Some sort of terrifying cat/bread loaf is after you!

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Is that a cat, or a loaf of bread? 0.0

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Excellent. Rise my bread, RIIIISSSE!

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i tought oprah was killed by a scientologist?

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Holy damned jesus on rye bread..on the bottom..BETHOES...And his IP....HAX DEM ALL. MAKE THEM PAY FOR THERE VIRAL MARKETING