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The sound the moon makes is interesting, reminiscent of some idiot teenager getting ready to die in Friday the 13.

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Die in a fire. [site uncircumsized:site]

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The whole point of the Clone War was to be a big show to scare the Galaxy straight to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Clones were used by the Republic to be a closed loop, people who could die and make the war look significant, yet who had no loved ones to relay how the war was really progressing. The Separatists used droids for similar reasons. Republic accounts of the Separatist military, in addition, was vastly overstated. Instead of the quintillions of battle droids they claimed to possess, they probably never exceeded 500 million over the course of the entire war. By keeping the military branches all but absolutely cut off from the population as a whole, there was no chance of the public learning of the true nature of the war. Under direction of Chancellor Palpatine, the CIS intentionally attacked insignificant star systems, drawing Republic troops into open fights. The Republic believed this was an attempt to drain morale and will, but it was actually a deliberate strategy intended to keep the fighting away from critical sectors as much as possible. The few attacks on industrial centers were only conducted to give the impression of a change of hands, while the profits of the war effort were still channelled into the same places. What's more significant is that the transactions that allowed these proceedings were hardly concealed, Banking Clan documents and shipyard paperwork was all open for scrutiny, yet few took the time to exercise their scrutiny. <br /><br />Therefore, I can conclude that JJJ, Umfuld, G3N, and UNC are all either in cahoots with each other, or more likely yet, [i]the same person[/i].

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goddamn. go jerk off to some ayn rand nonsense. i hate you and everything you love. die a painful death you machiavellian garbage. you are what is wrong with the world. i own that book and it was written by a retard. like you.

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I'm confused, are we saying the Technodrome has died? Where will all the foot soldiers sleep?!

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Ska sucks. Ska revival isn't cool, you stupid fuck. The bands are only in it for the bucks. And if you don't believe me you're a schmuck. But the trend will die out with any luck. Rudy, a message to you Rudy... Fuck you Rudy!

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ytmnd should just die and migrate over to twitter, at least it could be popular again

oh i also got an idea, if I write a really big article on the history of ytmnd and how it has died and became a zombie right around the time a new site design gets rolled out, and I post it on digg, and I get ALL YOU COOL GUYS to help get it popular MAYBE WE CAN GET THE SITE POPULAR AGAIN

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howdy folks its me again<br />got a message to convey<br />i'm so confused what's to lose<br />i think i might turn gay<br />on the day my bitch left<br />she said stick it up your rear<br />she never thought she'd hear these words<br />woo your mustache is so tickly down there<br />drill my ass<br />oh god it's so tight<br />drill my ass<br />this is my first time<br />drill my ass<br />i love you/love you too<br />i live with bill its such a thrill<br />we get it on so fine<br />we tend our garden everyday<br />sometimes we get 69<br />play dress up and have puppet shows<br />we skip and dance and sing<br />he's so helpful he shaves my back<br />mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat<br />it's so hard<br />it feels so right<br />it's so hard<br />the way he holds me<br />it's so hard<br />i could just die<br />when we go drinking<br />it's so hard<br />the we start thinking<br />but doin it to liberace<br />then we bake a quiche<br />we went to church he held my hand<br />i gazed into his eyes<br />he kissed my ear i said oh dear<br />my shaft began to rise<br />he wispered let's get married<br />i squeeked and shouted yes<br />suddenly our live a big mess<br />he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress<br />drill my ass<br />not sure i'm right<br />drill my ass<br />what was i thinking<br />drill my ass<br />i like bull fights<br />drill my ass<br />no more knittng<br />drill my ass<br />no more skipping<br />i tried it once a whole 6 monthsso long mustach

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darth wang is always up for some peKHAN! pie