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I'd like to see his health care plan. He might replace all our blood with tarantulas, but at least he's not a goddamn socialist.

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All Veal has Type O Negative blood. FYI

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The blood floweth from mine eyes like a raging river.

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Amon Amarth - The Last With Pagan Blood<br /><br />apparently.

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death torn up bicycles and free blood to drink.

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Oh, and I HAVE gotten free music from YTMND before, but only if I can't buy it as individual songs from iTunes, Amazon.com Music and other music sites, such as the unpurchaseable YTMNDelicious remix of "Cooking By The Book" by Julianna Rose "Stephanie" Mauriello (from LazyTown), "Rolo Tony," and "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito. If the ONLY way you can get individual songs is by illegal downloading, I accept that. But if I can buy it, I do, and I hope others do the same, if for no other reason than to not end up getting sued like Jammie Thomas.

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Wednesday > Stephanie

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Seriously, why are you obsessed with Stephanie?

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This site woke me up to the dangers of overeating and fast food, tomorrow I will kill my boss and turn that mcdonalds into a pool of blood.

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Blood C.<br />Trainwreck,I suggest you to watch only first and last episode (episode 12)

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It's Night. I'm living inside a giant apartment skyscraper. It's so big you could call it a whole city onto itself. I'm living with Cindy again and we have a pet with us. This little white thing is about as disgustingly cute as you can imagine, and oddly enough, it's the only thing I see that isn't a tint of blue or black. But I know something is wrong, why am I with Cindy? Why does this innocent animal feel like it's about to kill me? I need help...<br /><br />I'm looking for help, I need allies to combat the little white adorable monster in my apartment. I find my way to a bar inside the same building, somewhere on the 670th floor. I'm yelling at them "IDIOTS! We are about to die! I need help to kill this monster in my apartment!!" But I'm ignored...<br /><br />Suddenly.. He bursts through the door. No longer is the while fluff ball tiny, but enormous. He's the size of a house! Running straight at me with the patrons of the bar in it's jaws, it tries to slash me in half with it's knife like fingers. The scent of blood is heavy in the air...

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A YTMND with an opportunistic screen cap of this article of Stephanie's clothing earned max a cease and desist from Lazytown's producers in 2009.

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Stephanie served her country.

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LMAO I LAUGHED TILL BLOOD COME OUT OF MY THROAT WOW!

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gold pressed latinum and blood wine and hoes

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decapitated african americans. moon man would approve. -1 for using rainbows instead of blood

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They shouldn't have canceled Caprica - that was pretty good. I hope they do better with Blood and Chrome.

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stephanie is new in town

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ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAAAAAAVE YOU<br />THE ODDS WILL BETRAY YOU<br />AND I WILL REPLACE YOU<br />CAN'T DENY THE PRIZE IT MAY NEVER FULFIIIIIILL YOU<br />IT LONGS TO KILL YOU, ARE YOU WILLING TO DIIIIIIIE?<br />COLDEST BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS<br /><br />YOU KNOW MY NAME

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this is the coolest site ever, it's got moon man in the background, and its got the coolest music ever. and stephanie, rolling a ball, the earth, with some fucking damn red cat, fuuckkk

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maybe not, but you know what is gay? true blood.

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I didn't notice the ear-blood spurt until the third loop.

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INT. MYSTERIOUS BRIDGE OF ABANDONED SPACE SHIP<br /><br />Mik3 walks through the door and stops just beyond the doorway. The look on his face resembles that of a man recognizing that for the first time in his life, he is truly alone. Nervously, he looks to his triquarter, briefly scans the room and hesitates before walking forward with a quick stride that is not unlike what he might imagine the heavy footsteps of is friend and mentor Captain Picard might be like in a situation such as this. As he walks, he is holding a wound on his leg.<br /><br />MIK3<br />Oops!<br /><br />Mik3 takes his triquarter and scans the wound on his leg. Green beams emit from it and the wound heals and his uniform repairs its self.<br /><br />MIK3<br />There we go! Look like this old place is messing with my mind. I can't believe I forgot that my medical triquarter can heal me when I'm hurt... WHAT IS THAT?<br /><br />Suddenly, Mik3 sees a blinking light on a panel across the room of the abandoned bridge. The look on his face is as if he just fell down a flight of steps only to be confronted with the naked image of his nude girlfriend after not having sex in over three weeks. In other words, Commander Mik3 is very happy.<br /><br />MIK3<br />A beacon! Perhaps I am saved!<br /><br />He runs to the beacon to try and submit a tachyon bean to the Federation's Lost Souls beacon for rescue. As he runs, his uncut penis begins filling with blood.<br /><br />MIK3<br />How is my cock so big? I guess I got a big dick!<br /><br />Mik3 cums. Tha end.

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i'll make a site where<br />Picard sits down to take a piss but there's someone else's pee on the toilet seat so the second his ass touches the toilet seat he jolts up, slips, and falls back and strikes his head against the toilet paper dispenser and blood gets all over his uniform and counselor Troi walks in and starts masturbating her hairy, hairy pussyholejenkins.

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I love you.<br /><br />[The Blood is good material, I remember when I made a site using clips from that episode :)]

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Nigga stole my blood.

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Stephanie is simply just my alter ego

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Stephanie is not funny or amusing or sexy.<br /><br />There is no reason for this.

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Yea, blood alcohol level of .196 and 140 mph in a Porsche GT3. Glad he didn't hit anyone. Jackass indeed.

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What the hell ever. And HTPAT is crap, but people didn't hate it because it was crap, they hated it because it got passed around the internet, got on top viewed, and kept their shitty inside jokes off of top-viewed. The only way for this site to stop growing smaller is to bring in new blood, and produce sites that any idiot browsing the internet can appreciate.