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I'll be honest: yes, I did go overboard with the two YTMNDs I made insulting you. Especially the most recent one, which is an understatement.<br /><br />Look, I'll be fine to leave you alone and get rid of the drama bullshit shitposts, so long as you decide to leave *me* alone too. I don't know what bug you still have up your ass to where you keep downvoting my stupid little memes. I've taken peeks at your activity here every time you've done so. All you really care to do here is to keep picking a fight with me.<br /><br />If you want to have your self-insert YTMNDs that no one cares about, fine. I'm used to it, just like I'm used to Skanda's infinite simping sites. Or Pichuz / Derpy's mentally ill blabber-journals, or whatever they fuck they're doing. I know for a fact that I've been a huge asshole here ever since I made this account. I used to use YTMND in its heyday, back in the aughts, so I probably care a little too much about this dead shitpost site that its creator has all but abandoned.<br /><br />But like I'd happily tell that Goatse twat if he wasn't a spam account? People still use YTMND, however small the userbase is and, even smaller, those who use it regularly. Before I flipped shit on you, I even gave fair ratings to sites of yours I thought were okay. Evidence of this was in the backdrop of my furry porn insult site about you.<br /><br />I come here to check out the old proto-memes from the aughts, the new stuff my fellow nostalgia-blind users make, and to post my own memes. I don't feel like putting up another dumbass fight at this point. But I don't like being pushed around by some punkass rando on the internet, especially not on such a small community as this. I'm a stubborn cunt like that.<br /><br />tl;dr Cut your prissy shit out and I'll take back all of mine, like I've done before with others here. Keep fucking with me and I'll do the same. Deal?

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That's 20 years ON YTMND.It was around for a bit before I joined.

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Sylvester<br /><br />August 4th, 2006<br /><br />wow this is way underated. its just soo catchy.

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I tried it, but it says the invite link is invalid or has expired.

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BTW, it's saying "It's a EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR Bananacrisp Bacon Cheddar Robot Stapler Dog of the USS CHOPPER BLOBernaut doesn't care about The Knights Who Say Well Actually You Forgot 599 US balls of you, with Sean KHAAAANOOOOOREEEEEELEEEEE Nobody expects the Angry Video Game dildo, aight, I ain't trying to play my games with no barbaric series of Barrel Roll, to Barrel Roll, press Beans and just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Big Damn Bill Nye the Science bloodsucker, you're gonna have to do Matlab, Mat-mat-matlab, or else you will hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called... Jamaica, we have a what else does the box say, the box says ain't nothin' gonna break my Ceti Alpha WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be, a Chocolate New Orleans, and I don't what people are saying - HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG, IF I EVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING attack its weakpoint for massive cuffs, you can't break those - DUKE NUKEM, AND I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY PEANUT BUTTER AND go to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the ball [can't spell the Dutch part] DENNIS BER-Queer bitch, Fruity McGAY HOMO, you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said Come on, Do it, lay it on right here, Do rock cocaine, it is cool, cool, cool, it's the most cool kind of cocaine, it's really cool, because meet my friend over there, he's a Donnelrawli sto' that guy's MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR team!

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[Verse 1 Left: Morrison]<br />Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic<br />Requiring memories<br />Both lovely and guilt free<br />Lurid and lovely with twilight of ages<br />Luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter<br />Laconic giggles<br />Ennui fort the passions<br />In order to justify most spurious desires<br />Rectify moments<br />Most serious and urgent<br />To hail upon the face of most odious time<br />Requiring replies most facile and vacuous<br />With words nearly singed<br />With the heartbeat of passions<br />Spew forth with the grace of a tart going under<br />Subject of great concern<br />Noble origin [Verse 1 Right: Reed]<br />Denigrate obtuse and active verbs pronouns<br /> <br /> <br />Skewer the sieve of optical sewer<br /> <br /> <br />Release the handle that holds all the gates up<br /> <br /> <br />Puncture the eyeballs that seep all the muck up<br /> <br /> <br />Read all the books and the people worth reading<br /> <br /> <br />And still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling<br />[Verse 2 Left: Tucker]<br /> <br />Please raise the flag<br /> <br />Rosy red carpet envy<br /> <br />English used here<br /> <br />Is messenger is nervous<br /> <br />It's no fun at all<br /> <br />Out here in the hall [Verse 2 Right: Yule]<br />Mister moonlight<br /> <br />Succulent smooth and gorgeous<br /> <br />Isn't it nice? We're number One and so forth Isn't it sweet Being unique?[Verse 3 Left: Morrison]For screeching and yelling and various offensesLower the queen and bend her over the tubAgainst the state, the country, the committeeHold her head under the water please for an hourFor groveling and spewing and various offensesPuncture the bloat with the wing of a sparrowThe inverse, the obverse, the converse, the reverseThe sharpening wing of the edge of a sparrow-- "The Murder Mystery", Velvet Underground

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You can rip it from Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv95AEMttW8

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It's definitely a lot easier now

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It made me feel like a PIECE OF SHIT!

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This was a fav just for opening with a beatmatched Konane and it only went up from there

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Overused sound? This is the YTMND that I know this song from. It is one of my very favorite YTMND's. I still find it funny in 2025 and likely always will, it has withstood the test of time.<br /><br />"Long live the theatre." -Cabin Boy (1994)

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In the year 3500, will be a sound louder than thunder, it's one of your greatest fears, a square wave will rape your ears

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thank you, it's gotten overused.

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I wish I could go back in time and downvote this at the time it needed this 1 star!

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Roger Moore and Grace Jones did not get along AT ALL on set.

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We get it, you hate Black people.

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It's OK I guess.....

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It's from "The Dark Crystal."

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i did it, [code][/code] they were neutral.

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thank you for rating it as 5.00! :D

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Favorited to move it out of the list.

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It's like a random stock sound effects tape.<br /><br />https://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/10/365-days-304---.html <=== This does it better.

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It's 2025, and nobody gives a fart if a site "lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime, extreme racism, hardcore pornography, anything illegal, pictures of your friends, inside jokes, etc." @Rellikmit

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It needs a [i]Star Wars[/i][-style bad guy called "Lord Guzlor".

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It's 20 years later and emos are a fading memory......

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I don't get it but I like it. LOL!

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this fad is getting good

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It's impressive how he went from a small-time crook to the biggest crook in the history of boxing.

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My God, it's full of butter-drenched dressing.

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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT