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NO!!!!! It was all an elaborate Godless socialist Islamofascist Big Government Big Brother Zionist tactic to simultaneously tap American phones for Al-Qaeda, the Russians, Cuba, North Korea, China, the Build-a-bear group, Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, and the NSA while also bribing low information voters, liberals, and anyone else living off of the massive Farm Bill subsidies and profiting hand over fist from SOPA/PIPA, DMCA, DoMA, and Don't Ask Don't Tell! It totally won the 2008 election for Barry ObamNIGGER by tricking stupid black people into using their free OBAMA PHONES to call 911 and vote for a Kenyan community organizer who won't release his birth certificate, his grades from community organizer school, or his photos of him giving head to Bill Ayers! THESE PHOTOS EXIST AND REV JEREMIAH WRIGHT HAS PROOF THAT BARRY NOBAMA IS NOT EVEN A BLACK MAN BECAUSE NO BLACK MAN WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD GIVING A BLOW JOB TO A WHITE SLAVE MASTER AMERICAN AL-QAEDA SEX ORGY OCCULTIST (LOOK IT UP!!!) TERRORIST LIKE AYERS! <br /> <br />Don't believe me? Read this pages: <br />https://www.google.com/#q=bill+ayers+obama+phone+al-qaeda+north+korea<br />+pope+francis+gay+aids+came+from+cia+chicken+pox+condensed+chem+trails<br />+in+chewing+gum+michelle+obama+has+victory+garden+herpes+barack+hitler<br />+INSANE+Chicago+gangs+deep+dish+pizza+is+for+a+FACT+illuminati+food+ev<br />eryone+knows+it

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I love how the white man was voiced by Moon Man before the Moon Man fad was even created!

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I support the fact that Max does this. There was a time when people would spam a million sites per day. One time, the moon crew literally spammed the entire frontpage of ytmnd with literally the same site about 1000 times. No one else could get a site in or noticed.<br /><br />Therefore, your complaints actually reflect badly on you, not max. Also because if you really need to post more than 1 ytmnd per HOUR then you are a bona fide fucking loser. Get a life. Even with this limit, you can still post 24 sites A DAY. If this is not good enough for you, then your OCD medication is clearly depleted.<br /><br />And every anti-semite I have ever seen or met is pathetic, stupid, hate filled white trash.

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George is like a black white guy. Think about it.

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holy shit this site sucks upvote is downvote and downvots is upvote.

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Hopefully you'll be dead and covered in whale shit.

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Holy shit your sites rule

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Holy shit, HarveyMilk is back. Make more nonsensical sites like Jack Nicholson Toaster Strudel please.

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holy shit the ending

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Rippin' trippin'. Will ask santa for u to do 'white christmas'

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The image itself has a white background, but the site has a black background.

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Holy frig! I never noticed. Black people are brownish, and gorillas are also brownish. It's a revelation!

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damn that's good. white background though or?

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Holy shit 22 straight 5's

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Max doesn't realize he has the white crayon.

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holy shit dude holy shit

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Oh hey, look! It's that retarded fucking moron who went whale watching in the Sahara!

Your interpretation of the metaphysical nature of ytmnd I feel was dominated by a naive belief in your God.<br /><br />I see the opposite: ytmnd is a sublime confirmation that Life and the Cosmos are accidental, mindless, and ultimately without any purpose or meaning.<br /><br />Next time you see a contribution that looks like its been done by some emotionally volatile retarded kid who has got drunk on white lightning, remember then that you behold a perfect reflection of the true nature of existence.

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seriously I had a site idea a year ago using this song and some other stupid gif but yours is the best. <br /><br />[b]stupid golden retriver with his dumbass smile and white teeth telling me jumanji like the sound of whoppie goldberg and fucking bees come out of me beer and this song lol.[/b]

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right, because in real life, the men in white suits would chase you down with a butterfly net if you talked like this.

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holy shit 8 years

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So when you whine about people being pokemons because they all go gay gay gaga by making stupid shit popular, does the part of your dick that's gay for fearcondom turn red and get all hurty? One minute you attack reddit for being one of lamest things ever to hit the internet, the next you've got FC's dick so far down your throat you can lick his asshole. What, pray tell, Master of the Funny, do you think drove the traffic to your All Mighty Fearcondom's groundbreaking imgur post? Rapier sharp witted connoisseurs of fine subtle humor from the most elite corners of Internetowne? Or the same fart-huffing, Family Guy watching, sparkly-kitty-GIF liking dipshits that bounce back and forth between posting about their favorite Nickelodeon shows on Reddit, watering their organic soybean crops in some fucktarded Facebook game, watching whatever hi-lar-i-ous YouTube video Tosh.0 played last night, and Ooooohh! Oooohhh! I think I just came in my pants! That animation on the internets of Van Damme playing the drums is so frickin' funne!!!!<br /> <br />The answer is: you're a wannabe fearcondom and it's sad to watch and it makes you look even more pathetic around here because, as chumpy as ol' MC White Wine is, at least people like him.

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Holy air plane glue sniffing shit, mDS, that was even more incoherent than usual! It is absolutely impossible to discern your argument from that shitpile of words. I mean, I want to keep this exchange up, keep you on the line and all, as that's what trolls do, but ffffffuuuuck, you troll yourself so damn well, I don't even need to respond anymore! It's so beautifully moronic, it's like a flamewar bonus egg encased in a soft-skull retard helmet!<br /> <br />[i]"What you are saying is that people who shuffle around money make the decisions."[/i] No, you fuck tard, that's what [b]YOU were saying!!![/b] Quite the opposite, I was pointing out that equating quality with ratings (or money or listernership or whatever the fuck you want to call the currency of capitalist corporate radio) is how you get fucking Justin Bieber or how "According to Jim" was on for 8 seasons or how there are not one but [b]TWO FUCKING GARFIELD MOVIES!!![/b]<br /><br />And of course you don't know why I made ref to the gov't or commies: you're seriously dumber than my dog's neutered balls, wherever the hell they may be. <br /><br />You really are so incredibly fucking stupid that I do not know how you don't choke on your own tongue every night, thinking that it's a wad of Big League Chew! Jeezus Hell-a-copter Christ, you are one stupid fuck fart of a bongwater soaked Muppet!!

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holy shit

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holy fucking shit, one of the most awful voices i have ever heard in my life

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I like when Jeannetta Arnette bends over in her white tennis skirt and Chester scopes her balloon knot without her knowing.

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holy shit

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[b]HOLY SHIT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVES MY MINE FUCK I HAD THAT ALBUM TOO.[/b]

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Secret Freemasonic black-and-white tiling!

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that's why I wish I was white, I'd have a huge fucking mouth like this motherfucker.