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If racing for pink slips? Didn't you see Grease? I thought a century of Western cinema had made it clear: The winner always gets the vag. I mean, that's why Elliot Rodger died a virgin. Because he always competed using some complicated, ten-tiered "winners bracket" bullshit like this and could never keep it up through the final round. <br /><br />PDE finally figured it out: you gotta go for broke, one-on-one, mano-a-mano, two men enter, one man leaves, a Thunderdome-style dick comparing contest. He and Uncircumcised finally went head to head (heh) and PDE won, finally got laid, and is slightly less annoying now. But Uncircumcised? Look at what happened to that embarassed.ytmnd.com perpetual "incel" virgin! Literally changed his name to woman and spends his days spamming a dead website and acting like he saw a ghost whenever someone posts images of a vagina.

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you suck dick... please die

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aflac dies

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Time to try to get my dead synapses to weakly fire in sync by smoking this plant FUCK i wish i could die why does my dick look like a sad peanut

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What you see when you die.

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Wait, so Chad Warden is dying and Zelda says, "Come on!"?

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what the fuck are you talking about, bitch? all i did was name some fringe authors only then so you can act like a knowitall and now your just making shit up. go die you faggot lol.

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It's because of faggots like you that shmups are DYING in the video game industry!

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why dont you go on alex jones website and talk to him. i dont remember this website, being, about that or sayign anything abou tthat. i cant even figure this shit out . but hurry faggots parade yourselves aorund, just state it,ill be fucking gone. then you can jack yourselves off with the simpsons until you all die. go fuck yourselves.

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I told you this via PM but it's entirely true: I figured out who Forney's family is in Syracuse. I know the city well, It's a small city and it was easy to track him (and them) down. His father repairs snowmobiles for a living and runs outdoor "orienteering" classes in a shitty-ass public park on a shitty side of town. His grandfather was tree trimmer, "chainsaw for hire" guy from a small town south of the Finger Lakes, until he died in a car accident a few years ago. His grandmother still uses the family business name to run a shitty little catering company. He's white trash, in the truest sense. He completely fabricated his fantasy self and is delusionally trying pass it off as some sort of reality. He's fat, he's not at all good looking, and he's a loser who "made his money" in online marketing scams. And yet, because the internet is full of stupid people, he's able to troll the lefties into caring enough to be angry at him and he's trolled the rightists into thinking he's one of them. All the while, he's the throw away kind of guy who gets about 2 minutes of notoriety by stirring pots, then forgotten forever. <br /> <br />This is your New American Conservatism. Just like the Old American Conservatism, only not as smart, not as moneyed, and not as well bred.

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ha! I agree! Give power to the Community members! plus methods to ignore those stupid cyberbullies... I know Pewdie Pie would approve :). Max, I'm all in on this! Please implement :D!!!!

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and i know yur all in it together, woman for some reason is trying ot get ahole of me, the whoole woman, pokemeon pilleater crew. im on their they needs this shit they need this to be seen. thats it. they care less if you likeit, just if its seen. voting shi ton this is BULLSHIT. so im out of this site. <br /><br />its anti-site. anti-internet. a hit piece. wow. dude you totally needed to make this site. no you didnt waht a piece of shit. fuck you. go fuck yoruself go fuckig die in front of yur tv. now. bitch. half your sites, how like, wow, so much work goes into them.

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this pie is dry

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I hope your actually a faggot so when you try to have sex you will take it up the butt and get aids and die.

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Shaddap and die, person from 2007 whom I hope is now not alive in the year 2014.

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the classics never die.

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Spoilers: they both die of Disco Fever.

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Omg this was SOOOO good! I fucking died.

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Oakland outlawed whistle tips and he no longer had an alarm clock, so he died in an infinite sleep. <br /> <br />(alternatively, you could just do a Google search: jalopnik.com/5923683/this-is-what-happened-to-bubb-rubb-and-his-whistl<br />e-tips/)

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Died at the tender age of 18005.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new website, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.<br /><br />Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that website, or any website so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that website might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<br /><br />But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this website, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.<br /><br />Abraham Lincoln<br />April 1, 2004

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this should be thought of as a classic. Surprised it died so soon.

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Hahahahahaha you embarrassing piece of shit!!! "Popular?"<br /><br />"Popular" with the tiny handle of active users that keep up with each others' talentless, uninformed contributions to a dying, ten yr old meme format that gets mocked by the internet at large for its outdated, inefficient way of existing?<br /><br />"Popular."<br /><br />Your possession is desperation and your action is denial.<br /><br />Your idea of popular = circlejerk nonesense<br /><br />Next t5 round idea funtime:<br />WHAT WOULD YTMND BE LIKE IF IT WUZ RAN BY HISTORICAL FIGUREZ<br /><br />I cant believe you countered my comment with "well u KNOW its popular if..."<br /><br />What a fucking childish, pathetic notion, like, did ur mom tell u 2 write that?????????<br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAA U R SO SUCKY

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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."<br /> <br />— E. B. White

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oh look, the user who wants max to switch RC with UnC* has something to say about a highly rated user who has brought traffic to a dying website while influencing it?<br /><br />should i try and view this site before i vote one? nah.<br /><br />*haaaa hahaha so his shitty spam posts can actually be seen by someone, maybe.

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hey kids, meet Ed Die Murphy

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that being said, i really cant just lightly endorse the use of profoundly altering drugs on a website filled with mostly children. if you really understand these drugs, and you giggle "hep hep hep, sure, use these... this one's my favorite," then you are either a deplorable person, a total burnout idiot, or some blowhard, overly metaphysical douche who has squandered his genius on hanging out and tripping out, as your beloved Terrence McKenna has shown is achievable. he wrote a great book about tripping out. if you love tripping out. not much for the fields of neuroscience, psychology or anthropology, as some might have us believe. still, good book. but i'm getting distracted.<br /><br />i don't think you're like Terrence McKenna, as much as you want to be. you have no genius to squander. i don't think you're a deplorable person. you really do mean well. that's why people like me need to step in. some things on the internet are just dying to be criticized - even corrected - because some people just want to get kids to do fucked up idiot drugs.<br /><br />and if you have any personal experience with what drugs and addiction and drug culture can do, then you probably wouldn't try to brag about what drugs you do. that's what you were doing; bragging. then, you were trying to be funny and nice, "trying not to" get anyone in trouble.<br /><br />i hope youre not one of those people that needs to call their sponsor and cry to them about my post. i'm pretty sure tripping out is considered a relapse.

Better than appearing on a dying show for more than 9 years.

Is Randy Jackson aware that his picture has been on the front page of a dying website for 9 months?

yeah I noticed that. once this dies down a bit and I'm not stuffing XXXL shirts into boxes the size of a cd case for hours on end, I'll look into why Facebook's shitty code is mucking things up yet again.