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^ Die in some sort of painful fire involving users I dislike.

Why are so many characters dying in a childrens' book anyway? It's like f*cking Hamlet over here.

I suppose Max showcasing the initial collection of genuine Potter Spoilers was the catalyst, after all. Still, the situation is dying down. Getting rid of that section would really help, but maybe the plan was to have it on the front page up until Book Seven's release?

I think they're pissed that everyone knows how LAME the endings are. Everyone dies, blah blah blah, Hermione and Harry don't get together... The Wonder Years was way f*cking sadder. It's their fault for not guarding their copyright with due diligence anyway. I worked at Border's when the last one came out and we were not even allowed to go into the room where the books were. So this is some middle management *ssh*le leaking everything. NOT YOU!

MAD EYE MOODY DIES VOLDEMORT DIES FRED DIES DOBBY DIES HEDWIG DIES WORMTAIL DIES SNAPE DIES

lol. It's a childrens book. It's not like people are not going to read it just because they know that Dobby died or something. Plus, the setup is just too good. Huge fanbase, final book in a series of 8, scans of spoilers floating the net...

HARRY POTTER DIES

You're not bound by the law to be courteous. Personally, I was really pissed when I heard about 606. This time around, I was expecting it. Plus, these facts don't take much away from the work as a whole. The point of book 6 wasn't to know Dumbledore dies; it's to enjoy the story, same with this one.

Bill Dies

Jason and Freddy BOTH die...and then come back to life again.

Ironic im 101st and also Fred dies...

Hmph, it's not like the ending wasn't easy to see, Harry bones Ginny, she gets AIDS and dies. The End.

Someone should call those numbers and say "DOBBY DIES".

Isn't it nice having a clean apartment? I think so. The escorts don't get that "look" on their face when the apartment is all cleaned up. You know the one I'm talking about? Like a little part of their soul died because not only are they selling their bodies, but they're doing it in some filthy hovel? People should make a conscious effort to make an escort feel comfortable before... you know... getting down to business.

Burbage dies on pg. 12 Hedwig dies on pg. 56 Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78 Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159 Wormtail dies on pg. 471 Dobby dies on pg. 476 Snape dies on pg. 658 Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637 Harry gets ##%!ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724 Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743 19 years after the events in the book: Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily,

Neo dies in the first and third movies

Jar Jar doesn't die

Spoilers woudla been better if HP actually died. Oh well :p

NESer, do you still want me to die a painful death as you've stated in past YTMNEWSs?

It's easy to get the feeling sometimes that a lot of YTMND users deserve to die. It's for this reason I am proposing the first official "holocaust" on YTMND. The topic of this "death by fire" will be Morten Lindberg's masterful 1992 film entitled "Gay N*gg*rs From Outer Space".

Why, of course I'll be attending Lulzcon! Can you imagine what would happen to my reputation if I were to miss it? Anyway, I'm dying to hear some stories from those fabulous /b/tards about the raids they did for epic lulz! And if there's one thing I need moar of, it's lulz.

Calling Chicago a part of the Midwest is like calling Seattle a part of Canada. We are merely Midwest adjacent. So don't expect to find cheap alcohol within the city limits. Oh, and if anyone is willing to pay for my ticket, I'll let them sleep in my un-air-conditioned attic for free. If you die of heatstroke, I'll reimburse you for the ticket.

You should die. kthxbai

lol f*ck u ruby i hope u die

Remember to include punch and pie.

You HAVE to go to the http://www.chicagopizzaandovengrinder.com/ 2121 NORTH CLARK STREET 773-248-2570 Pizza Pot Pie, no other place has it, it is soo good. Good Salads too, and Mediterranean Bread. You can get deep dish pizza anywhere. Another good place is Pizzeria Uno on 29 East Ohio and Pizzeria Due on 619 North Wabash Avenue. The birthplace of the Deep Dish.

This marks the beginning of the end for ytmnd. As locusts move from one harvest to the next, we move from site to site, project to project. If the site is left untended, it will undoubtedly rot. YTMND will inevitably die anyway, but how it dies is the real trick. Will it just die off, a forgotten memory? Or will it die to be reborn, much like a phoenix, in a brighter, more vibrant plumage? I don't know about this new site max, but I think you've got a good bag of marbles already with YTMND. Good luck.

The user online count has dropped recently, is YTMND dying?

Go die.

also, from now on every user is required to have one site dedicated to Neutral Milk Hotel otherwise the API downvotes all of your sites infinity +1 or until you die of aids.