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"forums right now suck. too much circle jerk f*ggotry going on. Cant wait for the new ones." OMFG DID SOMEONE SAY "N*GG*R" ON TEH FORUMS OH GAWD HOW OFFENSIVE, AND RACIST. I AM SCARED IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RUN JUST RUN RUN RUN RUN BACK TO YOUR LIMP DICK WHITE HUMOR ON IRC.

"OMFG DID SOMEONE SAY "N*GG*R" ON TEH FORUMS OH GAWD HOW OFFENSIVE, AND RACIST. I AM SCARED IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RUN JUST RUN RUN RUN RUN BACK TO YOUR LIMP DICK WHITE HUMOR ON IRC." - ha ha DHT, you replied to an argument that wasnt made or even implied.

Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. And when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the car had smashed it so hard. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room. And when they finally made her, they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just been there. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm. And both girl and boy were glad, cause one kid had it worse than that. And then there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor. He couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Ahh ahh, ahh ahh ahhh ahh, ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahh.

BLUE WHALE Balaenoptera musculus CLASS: Mammalia ORDER: Cetacea SUBORDER: Mysticeti FAMILY: Balaenopteridae GENUS: Balaenoptera SPECIES: musculus The blue whale is one of the rorquals, a family that also includes the humpback whale, fin whale, Bryde's whale, sei whale, and minke whale. On land an animal the size of a blue whale would be crushed by its own weight without the support of large heavy bones. Because its body is supported by water, as a sea animal, the need for heavy bones to support its weight disappeared. This, plus the availability of a large food supply, have made it possible for the blue whale to reach such an enormous size. The blue whale makes deep and rumbling sounds which can be felt as much as heard. These low-frequency sounds travel long distances through water, allowing blue whales to communicate with each other over hundreds of miles of ocean.

Mating and Breeding: Recent research indicates that blue whales reach sexual maturity between the ages of 6-10 years, or when males average about 74 feet (23 m) and females are about 79 feet (24 m). Calves are born at intervals of 2 to 3 years and gestation is about 12 months. Calves are 23 to 27 feet (7-8.2 m) long at birth and 3 tons (2,722 kg). Calves nurse for 7 to 8 months and are weaned when they reach 52 feet (16 m) in length. At that time they weigh about 23 tons (20,900 kg). During the nursing period, calves consume 100 gallons (379 liters) of the fat-rich mother's milk each day, gain 200 pounds a day, or 8 pounds an hour, and grow 1 and 1/2 inches in length a day. range map Distribution and Migration: Blue whales may be found in all oceans of the world. They migrate to tropical-to-temperate waters during winter months to mate and give birth to calves. They can feed throughout their range, in polar, temperate, or even tropical waters. Natural History: Though they may be found singly or in small groups, it is more common to see blue whales in pairs. They are sometimes seen in larger groups and loosely defined concentrations of 50-60 have been observed. They are fast, strong swimmers, capable of reaching 30 mph (48.3 km/hr) when alarmed, but they usually cruise along at about 12 mph (19.3 km/hr). Status: Because of their enormous size and speed, blue whales were safe from early whalers, who could not pursue them in open boats with hand harpoons. But in 1868 a Norwegian, Sven Foyn, revolutionized the whaling industry with the invention of the exploding harpoon gun and by using steam and diesel powered factory ships and catcher boats. He also perfected the technique of inflating dead whales with air so they wouldn't sink after being harpooned. The whaling industry began to focus on blue whales after 1900. A single 90-foot blue whale could yield up to 120 barrels of oil, and the blues were killed b

Bibliography: Calambokidis, J. and G.H. Steiger. 1997. Blue Whales.. Worldlife Series Library. Voyager Press, MN. 72 pp. Reeves, R.R., Stewart, B.S., Clapham, P.J., and Powell, J.A. 2002. Guide to Marine Mammals of the World.. Alfred A. Knopf, New York. Sears, R. 2002. Blue Whale, Balaenoptera musculus. - In: Encyclopedia of marine mammals (W.F. Perrin, B. Wursig, and J.G.M. Thewissen, eds). Academic Press, San Diego, CA. pp.112-116

holy sh*t

holy jesus. what the f*ck is that.

holy balls!

Holy sh*t max, this rocks balls. You're the man now Dog for sure

holy balls

far too orange. the old frontpage was easier to navigate and seemed to have more info in less space. the plain white background was a lot better as well

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HOLY SH*T.

Hey, just a quick suggestion i thought you might like to consider to stop the bitches whinging about the colour scheme of the new layout. If possible you might be able to make a few different CSS style sheets that users can choose on either the frontpage or VIA user preferences that gives a whole bunch of different colour schemes. Maybe orange/tan (current style), classic orange/white (for the whiners), even other colours like purple/tan or purple/white for those into PTKFGS etc.

I don't mind it. It's not too bad. Cream > White

Holy horse dick.

HOLY SH*T

The new design is pretty cool, but I liked the old one better. Red, white, and gray FTW!!!

HOLY F*CK! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! THANK YOU MAX!

Holy f*cking sh*t max! (also good night!)

holy sh*t f*ck

..upon further review, this layout is struggling under the row span color treatment = All White is cleaner. Also, maybe this new layout will clear the cache on all the teenage misfits that ran amok this summer. I miss the most voted on, and the simplicity of the last design. I'm not going to make a ytmnd on this scheme, I wont know where to find it, lol. I'll be back later to see how it looks.

holy f*ck-balls!

Holy bitch. Before I start to bitch and moan, I'll sit on this layout for a few days and see if it grows on me. ::Hugs Max.::

HOLY SH*T?!??!!

And holy f*cking sh*t max, where'd you get that zimmer mix? That's nice.

I like the off-white. A lot better than staring at a bright white. "dear anyone who is unhappy, get out. love, max." i lol'd

Holy sh*t! only 11 user online!!!!

holy crap, this is one big comment c*cks, also box.