?Water Skis and Turkeys |
martinprince |
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5,130 |
2010-05-18 |
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Fine, fine. Billy [i][b]REALLY[/b][/i] misses his Uncle martin, though. I thought that was kinda weird...
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?Water Skis and Turkeys |
martinprince |
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2010-05-18 |
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Muppet: HEY GET BACK IN THE BOX THERE MARTIN! MOOOOOO!
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?Water Skis and Turkeys |
martinprince |
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5,130 |
2010-05-18 |
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Billy knows where Uncle Martin hides his old Playboys.
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?Mr.Krabs creates a facebook account |
pilleater |
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1,371 |
2010-05-20 |
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one of the only singles to 1. be a ballet 2. be lead sung by martin l. gore.
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?you are what you eat |
LegoLewdite |
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3,252 |
2010-06-29 |
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Honestly, it's the description that still gets me. Martin's actually starting to slowly come back to being funny after that long string of crappy kid-oriented comedies...
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?you are what you eat |
LegoLewdite |
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3,252 |
2010-06-29 |
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Honestly, I think Steve Martin started a trend among comics whereby they start with funny, zany comedies then transition into the date film/family feature (becoming necessarily blander in the process of broadening their appeal). Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, and Robin Williams more or less did the same thing. But that was then. Now every comic wants a sitcom since Seinfeld and Roseanne showed them how much cake could be made. In any case, stand-up seems more a stepping stone than novel writers looking for screenplay opportunities.
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?Stewie Has A TV Ad |
MikStarYo |
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5,050 |
2010-07-12 |
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probably tastes like an aston martin
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One of many ideas I have for sites but don't have the time to do myself right now: "you want to die with a man's gun, not a little sissy gun like this" then Steve Martin shoots the Nazi with something unexpected that I haven't decided yet..
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?A site to appeal to Umfuld |
Harbltron |
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3,395 |
2010-08-15 |
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Martin the Illithid
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?DUDE IM SO GONNA GO TO IT |
pilleater |
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1,165 |
2010-09-01 |
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DUDE/DUDETTES, RONNIE MARTINS NEW BAND PLAYS ON SEP 25TH IN OHIO!! DUDE, ITS GONNA BE THE HIT OF THE SUMMER! I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS THIER DUDE! WHOOOOAAAA!!!!
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?purplemartin.ytmnd.com |
prairiedogeric10 |
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1,418 |
2008-05-18 |
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No I think I did it from what I know about purple martins
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?kung fu fighting |
nopancakemix |
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1,534 |
2011-02-24 |
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MARTIN PRINCE IS TRASH
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?Mike Tyson Chicken Fries Will Never Be Ready |
amindlessidiot |
(3.57) |
5,189 |
2011-03-01 |
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Martin Lawrence orders a Whopper Jr. from Krispy Kreme Donutry Co.
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?Future Faggy Featured User is sad :'( |
madDogSoldier |
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4,477 |
2011-03-01 |
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Thanks, Martin, you are too kind. Although even I am hard pressed to think I am funny all the time. I guess I am just a natural.
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?the face of serenity |
RickDftw |
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2,845 |
2011-05-10 |
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This site is good but it takes up too many internets for what its worth. in this post-george bush world of ours we need to be mindful of how much the housing market affects the series of tubes that bring porn into the homes of every man woman and child. one day the mcrib will come again and we can rejoice and be glad, but until then we all need to do our part to bring pollution down to zero. without even realizing it we could all end up in south korea eating a tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. <br /><br />Just once you should think to yourself: in concordance with the hyperbole of the old man river, why didnt dr martin luther king jr ever play donkey kong with gary busy during 88mph? if the answer to this question is "yes" then mc hammer will com again to judge a wet t-shirt contest. else if regis philbin has clamidia only on tuesday will the sparrow convulse to the beat of a dead horse. endif<br /><br />Also I hypothesis that this site is actually John Travolta in disguise.
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?Epic Beatz XIX (Phase 2 of 2) |
Kassius |
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7,666 |
2011-05-18 |
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Had a writing teacher with these ten rules for writing. one of them was "Avoid adverbs. They are slimy and ugly."<br /><br />Others consisted of such greats as "Don't Drink and Drive." - Charlie Parker may have made some great music while hooked on heroin, but many others have shot junk to make their music better. It didn't. Another good one was "Find What You Like and Steal It." His justification? If you listen to early Elvis, you can tell how much he was trying to sound like Dean Martin, yet most find Presley to have a distinct voice. Guess I should have told you these were my rules.<br /><br />His number one rule was "Lie, but Lie Big."
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?jumping on the bandwagon |
Harbltron |
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2,065 |
2011-05-24 |
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5 stars for Dean Martin music
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?The Not Pooping Film (don't look up) |
sghawkredux |
(3.94) |
4,866 |
2011-08-02 |
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That's actually a pretty well drawn aston martin.
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?What iSaw when Steve Jobs Died |
GordonFremen |
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2011-10-05 |
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Wow, it's been a day. I woke up literally with the news of his passing. I'm really saddened because now I don't know if there will be any real innovation... minds like his don't come everyday.<br /><br />Unfortunately, my experience with Apple products hasn't been very positive. I bougth an iPod in 2005 but it broke down a few months later, and a free replacement lasted just in time to be out of warranty. A batch of Toshiba hard drives was defective and I think there were not enough complaints for Apple to issue a free or discounted replacement out of warranty. I don't have a lot of money so I was very disappointed, and angry. I became angry at the whole brand, feeling that their products were not worth a play, and started to walk away from the fake confidence I gave myself when I bought my iPod (it costs a lot so it must sound good and it should never break down!).<br /><br />I'm planning to get a new MP3 player now, and I might give Apple a go again. Not because I'm jealous that everybody has one (seriously, they are everywhere), but because there are so few good choices when it comes to external design and usability. Some companies copy Apple, and I would feel uncomfortable using something that looks like... but it's not, some are very nice externally but miles behind Apple, and others, well, they do it their own strange way. I'm not very happy with current iPods having a Cirrus audio chip, because, I read, music sounds really bad and almost tinny. But if they get a Wolfson chip again I'll be happy to consider buying it. After all, I don't want to get blind with a lousy 2 inch screen! I want to get blind the old fashioned way: by looking at porn in the bus!<br /><br />All thanks to the great and daring ideas of a man and his staff. I want to remember Mr Jobs for his own ideas, and I think I will do the same when Bill Gates, Martin Cooper, Linus Torvalds, Clive Sinclair and many others will lead the way to new geniuses.
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?Steve Martin as Clouseau?? |
BSUVincent |
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1,608 |
2005-10-08 |
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Peter Sellers forever, Steve Martin never!
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?Steve Martin as Clouseau?? |
BSUVincent |
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1,608 |
2005-10-08 |
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It's saying that the Steve Martin film was horrible. Suck it up.
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?how are you today? |
fourest |
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11,004 |
2012-01-29 |
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how long until this is remade featuring everyone's (especially max's and martin luther king's) favorite fad?
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?History Has Been Changed |
ghcghcghc |
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4,299 |
2012-03-31 |
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BAW GAWD STONE COLD! STONE COLD! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS BROKEN IN HALF!!
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?Epic E-mail Sent By Me To eBaum's Forum ... |
JCrazy84 |
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2006-07-21 |
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?candytmnd |
fourest |
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10,955 |
2012-04-12 |
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Put a hoodie on her to make a relevantmnd something something trayvon martined and a mexican guy driving by shooting while riding dirty blares out the bass. 5 LOL SKITTLES
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?TRUTHTMND: The Unfunny Truth About Protesta... |
woman |
(2.80) |
1,113 |
2012-08-01 |
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it sounds like Martin Luther spent too much time on ytmnd...
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?Black people had one weakness |
Xploit |
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1,572 |
2006-09-30 |
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Martin Luther King, you did a great job...
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?FIGHT THE POWER |
sirlsa |
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2013-07-14 |
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You are leaving out a critical piece of evidence. Trayvon Martin attacked someone and nearly killed them. When someone attacks you, you're allowed to defend yourself. George Zimmerman did just that. He defended himself. If Trayvon Martin really was "murdered" while walking home, that would be an outrage and I would be defending Trayvon but that's not what happened.
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?Bobby Fischer discusses women |
woman |
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1,329 |
2012-03-29 |
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but there are extremely intelligent women who I consider important to this world:<br />Dayna Martin<br />Dr. Mary Ruwart<br />Ayn Rand<br />Marie Curie<br />Esther<br />Mary Cassat<br /><br />also: http://www.interestingtopics.net/girl-more-intelligent-than-einstein-i<br />d-517
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?Never No Limit |
Fluk3 |
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4,477 |
2013-08-02 |
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this is actually a great site even tho im against trayvon martin.. my lil bro will love this.
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