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I'm not giving blood, because there are some people who I would rather let die than take my blood. For instance the chav who'll happy slap a senior citizen with no reason but cheap kicks. I'm not giving blood unless I know those sort of people are not the ones to get it.

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Keep in mind if you give certain blood products you can donate more frequently than every two months.

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f*ck you f*ggot, its my blood and im keeping it too myself.

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You're not allowed to donate blood if you're gay because we all know that AIDS is only transferred through homosexual intercourse

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I use to give blood all the time, but then i found out that O negative people are as much as 70% more likely to die if we need an organ transplant. f*ck that, you can have my blood when i have priority for O negative organs.

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I'll give blood only if the person who gets it agrees to do me a long serious of personal favors like in that episode of Seinfeld.

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nice... i have type o negative blood, and they're always hounding me for it.

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1 for advertising and annoying music. Spilling blood of cats fits better in YTMND, not this crap.

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If you want my blood you have to get it the old fashioned way: suck it out of my neck.

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lol - last time I gave blood I collapsed. I was like "nah I'm good I dont feel a thing *faint*" lol - 5 for you good sir!

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Also yeh you should put not able to donate if teh homo, else you'll be wasting gay ytmnders time if they decide to go down to the blood donoation place

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You know, "donating" plasma pays money. Donating blood doesn't. "Donating" plasma can be done twice a week. Donating blood can be done after 58 days. I'll stick to the Plasma, thanks.

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What the f*ck? The only way you're getting my blood is by force. Or if you pay me. I'm not doing it out of the goodness of my heart. And BTW I killed two n****rs today so I think that's saved about 200 peoples lives. But still. 5.

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Wow...pretty damn lame. I come to YTMND to laugh, not to be forced into giving blood.

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Sorry, I need my blood right now. I'm still using it.

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i'm neither a yank nor canadian so this doesnt apply to me...plus my british blood is too good for you americans!

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And will1000, i guess that makes our teeth too good for you. i know you need all the blood you can get for pudding anyways, tart :P

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5 because you did a good job but i won't give blood i have talicemia :D

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I gave blood a couple of weeks ago at my school's blood drive.

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giving blood is for suckers.

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I'd give blood if I didn't have a phobia of needles. If there was another way, I'd gladly do it.

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5'd. People need blood.

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My blood count isn't high enough to give so there!

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woah, there's a blood drive at my school today...too bad this is a bad ytmnd...

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Because i TOTALLY didnt know that donating blood helps save lives. And i definitly wanted to see yet another ad about it on a HUMOR BASED WEBSITE. You as*holes.

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very true that people should give blood, but YTMNDs ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!

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Greedy people, get your own blood.

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You forgot to mention that vampires need blood too when you fix it I'll 5

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ewwww! Canadien blood!

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If you want my blood so damn bad, you can pay me for it. Otherwise, you can shut your mouth. Also, 1 for lack of funny.