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MORTAL DUCKFIGHT!

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"Nothing says Christmas like people throwing their lives away for politics! =D"---don't you mean so you can still have one? If you don't celebrate Christmas, and you downvote this, remember that when you think about your own mortality and what you would give your life for.

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you are a god among mortals

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And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the thriller.

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Actually Santa is an ancient Vampire (antedeluvian level) whos powers are beyond the ability of puny mortal like you...

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Mortal KHAAAAANbat: KHAAAANihilation.

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Ho CeilingCat, what news doth thou bring from the mortal realm?

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If that is what I see when I die...I don't mind being mortal!

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When you die your soul goes to space and you are confronted by the cat on a keyboard. She says to you "It is I, Anophex, protector of the realm. I wish you safe passage in your journey to the spirit realm, and as sign of good will I will play one song for you, and one song only. Choose wisely mortal." Then she plays the song you choose on her magical keyboard but it's way better than any other time you've heard the song.

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im gonna get mortally wounded by an aquatic beast

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This took creative thinking, unseen by mere, mortal men before. The hours meditating on the subject required to give you this result must be counted on two hands, I'm sure.

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mortal 5bat

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i was already laughing my *ss off after i heard "MORTAL KHAAAN!!"

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i swear i've heard mortal khaaaaanbat before, but this seems well done, so i have to give a good rating

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first I was like "the site and title are conflicting" and then i heard the music and i was like "ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh" MORTAL COMBAT

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F Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast Brought Death into the World, and all our woe,

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all mortals are foolish

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From mortal or immortal minds. Thus they 560 Breathing united force with fixed thought Mov'd on in silence to soft Pipes that charm'd

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find a business dude with the last name "c*cks" and make em fight. also, MORTAL COMBAT

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When Charlemain with all his Peerage fell By Fontarabbia. Thus far these beyond Compare of mortal prowess, yet observ'd

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That riches grow in Hell; that soyle may best Deserve the pretious bane. And here let those Who boast in mortal things, and wondring tell

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To mortal combat or carreer with Lance) Thick swarm'd, both on the ground and in the air, Brusht with the hiss of russling wings. As Bees

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Ignore the following. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 cold hot iraq iran israel hezbollah idf jew arab food war angelina best trick world memento techniques piano wrote song ever speech during show match score game past future present time star trek relax relaxing soothing calming vs more want wrong right left forward backward now katrina disaster stargate emmy animal awards microphone mic speaker award ambience mortal immortal skin power lower higher low high dense shallow brass eye jam day today shower cloud rain thunder lightening snow sleet slide ice blizzard nyc new york boat sea ocean weather wand cast magick wicca love hate insane jihad happy angry poker upgrade AMD intel korean break dancing video pop locking howard stern family guy and extra, commercial, family guy, south park, simpsons, youtube demon threat emo diy ethics afi sound music video mtv dead rabbit bugs bunny chair crazy desc description diablo date prank accident cruel fall death animal horse isl

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Pretty sure this is a steal. That said, NWO Hogan would have fit better O_o