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You keeping a notebook with those stats, Umfuld? Ol' buddy? What are the numbers for the Pats' winning streak anyway?

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I can streak these cuffs

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your losing streak currently stands at 1286.... and counting.

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oh yeah, the streak came to an end back in April of this year. LOL

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I've been sitting on a vulgar Gottfried / Aladdin site idea for a spell, but I didn't want to spoil my sfw streak.

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CEO OF PIZZA CHAIN<br /><br />PRIME PRESIDENT MATERIAL<br /><br />[i]also lol here comes the long streak of black presidents that don't do anything and make racism comeback in a big way[/i]

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Mark out the points, build the pyre<br />Assemble different drummers, light up the fire<br />Put on your masks and animal skins<br />Illumination, illumination<br /><br />Listen to the drums<br />Between each beat, each beat of the drum<br />Oh beloved mother of liberty<br />Hold me in your arms<br /><br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br /><br />And the day will come before the lights go out<br />Who will you turn to, who will you turn to<br />Choose the crucifixion or Osiris slain<br />Recurring themes, time again<br /><br />Illumination, illumination<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br /><br />Oh, how ingenious the centuries of lies<br />Ezekiel?s chariots streak across the skies<br />Holy books and history texts forget because we know<br />Souls are recycled in the death and resurrection show<br />Oh beloved mother of liberty, come to me<br /><br />Everything I'm taught, amounts to not<br />Everything I learn, the fire shall burn<br />Notions of myself that I'm not<br />Whoever I was is now lost<br /><br />Illumination, illumination<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br /><br />Oh, how ingenious the centuries of lies<br />Ezekiel?s chariots streak across the skies<br />Holy books and history texts forget because we know<br />Souls are recycled in the death and resurrection show<br /><br />Oh, beloved woman of liberty, come to me<br />Burn away all my impurities<br />Hold me in your arms<br /><br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heatOh, how ingenious the centuries of liesEzekiel?s chariots streak across the skiesHoly books and history texts forget because we knowSouls are recycled in the death and resurrection showOh, beloved woman of libertyHold me in your arms

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But the site isn't about you. Before you mentioned the "exceedingly gay comment" you said lax had a "streak of consecutive sites that reference me in some way". The comment page is separate from the site. When you open the site, titled "wq.ytmnd.com", all you see is JOKE and Rick Astley. No reference to you in any way. The comment pages are open to the YTMND public to edit. Remember that titfish site? For some unrelated reason, almost every comment on that page got [-]'d. Just more proof that the comment page and site don't always relate. In this case lax made a joke site and happened to mention you after it had been up for hours. <br /><br />It's not a site about you.<br /><br />[spoil]fhasdjkhfs[/spoil]

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Deer Plum Fairys; An Extended Plea: mein butthole isn't christmas so quick shoving ornaments up me arse with your little disco fingers, the bulbs break and I get the shatters, so knock it off BRO. Now my stool has blood streaking down the sides so when I shit its like stripey cinnamon toothpaste, but chocolatey because everyone wants my cocoa crispies. I'm running out of excuses for my wife. Sweet Dreams, assholb.

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aww you had an under 20% streak

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pde can hook him up with dat dakota rez skunk

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Jack Link's Beef Jerky: Messin' with skunk ape

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He actually captured the skunk ape on film..

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I'm Skunk Ape

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"The idea of a creature larger than a gorilla with an odor like a skunk might seem far fetched..."<br /><br />Rosie O'Donnell.<br /><br />Mystery Solved.

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Where have I been?! Where haven't I been baby?! I'm the mother-effing skunk ape, photo-bombing your chest x-rays and shaking my big red skunk-ape ass in Japanese discos.

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That show used to always make me shit my pants. So I probably smelled like a skunk ape.

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i got respect for streaks

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God damn it, doge!<br /><br />Dramatic<br />My hit streak over<br />encyclopædia

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keep riding that hot streak

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The skunk should have been MurdarMachene.