?Cartman's an A-Hole Baby! |
MrCleveland |
(2.00) |
680 |
2010-10-13 |
description:
Cartman is just a big baby...that's right, Eric!
domain:
warren82
sound origin:
South Park
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?Join Operation Payback (is a bitch)! |
chronoftw |
(2.00) |
1,626 |
2010-10-19 |
description:
To whom it may concern;
This is to inform you that we, Anonymous, have for the last few days been involved in an Operation
called "Payback is a Bitch".
This was begun in retaliation for denial of service attacks perpetrated by AIPLEX against The Pirate
Bay's servers on behalf of the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) and the MPAA (Motion
Pictures Association of America). Anonymous has successfully engaged in its own DDoS against AIPLEX's
servers and has expanded its operations against the MPAA and the RIAA, which at the time of writing were
also unreachable.
Anonymous is sick and tired of these corporations seeking to control the internet in their pursuit of
profit. Anonymous cannot sit by and do nothing while these organizations stifle the spread of ideas and
attack those who wish to exercise their rights to share with others. Anonymous will not just watch while
others are attacked. Their servers have been shut down and they will remain so for as long as there is no true
freedom of information and data. These successful attacks on MPAA and RIAA's servers shall continue. An
injury to one is an injury to all.
Anonymous,
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget
domain:
operationpayback
sound origin:
Doom 2
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?(nsfw) Crank Dat Suicide |
Pawns4Mons |
(3.43) |
1,837 |
2010-11-09 |
description:
Even in death this man shows us that bad rap always goes perfectly with twitching bodies.
domain:
crankdatsuicide
sound origin:
Soulja Boy, Copyright 2010 .... ahh who am I kidding that nigger isn't sponsered.... right?
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?ytmnd users who don't give a fuck (part 1 / ... |
mik3m |
(3.22) |
1,673 |
2010-11-24 |
description:
best ytmnd user yeah that's right you're looking at him
domain:
autobiography
sound origin:
isn't pde10 an english major maybe he should do it
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?President Mubarak resigns |
Nate66 |
(2.80) |
1,014 |
2011-02-11 |
description:
That's right
domain:
landorulestheworld
sound origin:
..
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?That's right Peter |
Flameman |
(3.36) |
1,104 |
2011-02-17 |
description:
I don't think you needed to explain that to him.
domain:
Spiderman1970
sound origin:
Spider-Man 1970's TV series
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?Frazzle Snazzle |
bleebleblabble |
(3.33) |
2,130 |
2011-02-26 |
description:
That's right I wrote down the square root of firsnazzle difornazzle.
domain:
frazzlesnazzle
sound origin:
SNL skit
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?The new Westinghouse AP1000, now 1000% ***L... |
dcorbe |
(1.33) |
1,373 |
2011-03-15 |
description:
I realize they actually meant "Our reactors are now safer because they're cheaper to build and easier to operate" but the words "less" and "safe" should never appear together in product marketing literature about a nulcear reactor -- especially considering that it's 3 AP1000s that are melting down in Japan right now
domain:
lolwestinghouse
sound origin:
bunch of random ytmnds, also: the price is right
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?Nine Thousand?? Theres no way that can be right..... |
crazfulla |
(2.00) |
1,435 |
2011-04-09 |
description:
LIQUIDS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!!! Yeah I know this scene has been overdone, but seriously, witht he amount of DBZ crap in manuel's avatar and signature, you would think he would of posted this... Seriously dude, you're just sad.
domain:
liquid9000
sound origin:
google
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?There's no way that can be right |
jhoods |
(3.50) |
1,691 |
2011-05-05 |
description:
Nappa is right, there's no way it's over 9000 Hz
domain:
reallynotover9000
sound origin:
DBZ
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?Coming this October |
nihn |
(3.70) |
1,324 |
2011-05-31 |
description:
That's right, get ready to ascend.
domain:
the-end-is-near-again
sound origin:
cuteness
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?ANIMAL: 7th 11th MIDI |
venkatesh |
(3.00) |
1,077 |
2011-06-03 |
description:
His [Venky's] willingness to persist was that one [1] essence for the time of the sacred moment. As the left eye blinked, so did the right with such accuracy it was beyond astonishing!
domain:
TooLoud
sound origin:
The inner dreams of the one of his presents'. His honor whose reader is none other than His.
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?WACKY WHEELZ: 4th People |
venkatesh |
(1.00) |
960 |
2011-07-14 |
description:
1. Strap On That Venky Smile
2. Dr. Cock
3. Crank That Ho
4. Sorry Bitch
5. My Stallion (Pt. 1)
6. Pollo Niggas
7. Right To The Nigga Ways...
8. Captain Fuck
9. Nigga Sweat
domain:
hishonorableApple
sound origin:
The Appol a Day keeps Him at ease
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?Damn It!!!! |
GIFripper102 |
(1.00) |
995 |
2011-08-06 |
description:
Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram?
Major Monogram: Uh, Yes.
Isabella: So none of us will remember ANY of today?
Major Monogram: That's right.
Isabella: Good.
Isabella kisses Phineas
Phineas: (Gasp) Isabella!
Isabella: Hit it Carl!
Phineas: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Carl activates Amnesia-inator.
Butthead: This Sucks!
Beavis: Yeah.
Brock: Damn It! I THOUGH THE COLD WAR WAS OVER!!!!!
Conker: STUPID WRITTERS!!!!!
domain:
pfmoviea
sound origin:
Toy Story on Sega Genesis
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?GERALDO AUTO REPAIR |
anystrom |
(2.71) |
1,295 |
2011-09-23 |
description:
Taking two fads that seem to be popular right now.
domain:
geraldoautorepair
sound origin:
Sourne doRotingsen
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?Who's Next 2011 |
BuGaLoU |
(3.65) |
4,850 |
2011-10-22 |
description:
Notable deaths of 2011.
From lower right corner, clock wise:
Steve Jobs
Ryan Dunn
Bubba Smith
Mikey Welsh
Al Davis
Elizabeth Taylor
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Osama Bin Laden
Amy Winehouse
Dan Wheldon
Peter Falk
Muammar Gaddafi
Nate Dogg
The Reaper is greedy, so there are lots more that are not shown. Additions will be added upon request.
domain:
whosnext2011
sound origin:
Super Metroid - Brin Star Red Area
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?motion tracked ass for easier editing |
rug |
(3.48) |
2,054 |
2011-11-08 |
description:
motion tracked ass for easier editing. ass ass ass ass also, "perfect loop." remember who used to say that? huh? hahaha, right.
domain:
motiontrack
sound origin:
THIS IS YOUR WORLD AND MINE. LET'S MEET! LETS HAVE COFFEE!!!!!
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?Kim Jong is dead |
Nate66 |
(3.42) |
1,462 |
2011-12-19 |
description:
That's right bitches.
domain:
hewillneverdie
sound origin:
Soundgarden
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?(nsfw) Why They Make Club Music |
datosprivados |
(1.80) |
1,092 |
2012-02-24 |
description:
They make club music hard and slow, guess what procreative act that imitates??? YUP! You guessed it. Down and dirty, love-making/screwing of the first degree. Here's some hysteria from Ibiza, a famous Spanish nightclub in one of those fleshpot Mediterranean cities.
domain:
clubmusicsreasonofbeing
sound origin:
I got it from an old friend who worked in a Spanish nightclub, it's public domain since the company that produced it was involved in some legal hassle with the comiseria and lost all rights to its music.
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?R.I.P. Andrew Breitbart |
GaryGnu |
(3.00) |
1,510 |
2012-03-01 |
description:
Right wing newsman Andrew Breitbart died today at the age of 43 of "natural causes" (I was following him on Twitter till last week, when I unfollowed him because I decided he was drunker than I was.... he also retweeted something I said giving me a lot of unnecessary attention, that's my 15 minutes I guess)
domain:
AndrewBreitbart
sound origin:
Lonely Man Theme
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?Journey to space! |
DrFurioux |
(1.00) |
1,558 |
2012-03-22 |
description:
Hi all!
My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country).
There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro".
They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!)
The only this you need is a good story, and votes.
The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space.
I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th.
So my question is:
Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space.
So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =)
I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =)
Thank you in advance!
Greetz,
Twan
domain:
journeytospace
sound origin:
Do not need sound =)
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?(nsfw) No where close to being safe for work |
nihn |
(3.00) |
1,657 |
2012-04-11 |
description:
That's right bitches, back with another banging track......ok, it's just a song with vocs from another song mixed in. Not really sure what a banging track is...maybe the stuff from Stomp...maybe?
domain:
godsik-sexual
sound origin:
reverbnation.com/godsik
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?This site is still around? |
cobalt |
(4.16) |
7,185 |
2012-04-17 |
description:
that's just [b]all right[/b].
domain:
itsbeenawhile
sound origin:
Some bitch of a mother.
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?A pratical Joke |
nolimit78 |
(2.00) |
433 |
2012-05-01 |
description:
A joke that goes horribly right!
domain:
sholderlolwut
sound origin:
google.com
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?(nsfw) Immortal Technique Feat. Mos Def - Bin Lad... |
Thunderwing |
(2.00) |
2,874 |
2012-05-23 |
description:
This is my most controversial addition to the Thunderwing Music Channel. On September 11, 2001, the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack of its then 225-year history when the World Trade Center was destroyed when hijacked planes ran into the Twin Towers. However, over the past decade since, evidence has emerged that hints that it might have been a false flag. Then-President George W. Bush's lack of a surprised reaction when he was told that the WTC was attacked was suspicious, as was the British Broadcasting Corporation's report that building WTC 7, which was not hit by a plane, had collapsed, as that report occurred before WTC 7 fell. Also suspicious is the very involvement of Al-Qaeda. The WTC attack was allegedly masterminded by Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, who had previously been a CIA tactician. The CIA armed him and rebels in Afghanistan in the 1980s as they fought off an invasion from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Before Al-Queda was the name of a terrorist group, it was the name of the CIA's database of arms smugglers used, along with Saudi Arabia, to funnel arms into the anti-USSR resistance in the 1980s. Larry Silverstein, the owner of WTC7, told the NYC fire department to "pull it," or demolish WTC7, after it was reported to him that the FDNY could not contain the fire destroying WTC7. I know most of you will think I'm a crackpot, but I do believe that 9/11 was a false flag used to expand the wars for oil in the Middle East and Africa, and give Congress and the President an excuse to pass laws, like the Patriot Act, that rob us of our civil and Constitutional rights. Look into the evidence. Enjoy the song, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com if you like it.
domain:
binladenremix
sound origin:
[i]Bin Laden[/i] single by Immortal Technique
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?rick roll |
Mansquito |
(3.72) |
6,948 |
2012-06-20 |
description:
Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"
domain:
swordplay
sound origin:
Whore-Ratio Sands
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?What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About ... |
JLen503 |
(2.85) |
3,748 |
2012-07-16 |
description:
Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.
domain:
navysealsong
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp
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?(nsfw) i say |
ldrancer |
(2.91) |
1,288 |
2012-07-28 |
description:
yea thats right
domain:
whatacoolthingis
sound origin:
intenrnententttt i downloaded it fuck y8ou
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?TRUTHTMND: Religious tolerance is inconsistent |
woman |
(2.89) |
1,273 |
2012-08-10 |
description:
What if someone's religion includes a belief that I have no right to MY religion?
domain:
inconcistency
sound origin:
www.vaticancatholic.com
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?Welcome to Olympic Freestyle Celebrating |
eatcrayons |
(4.63) |
20,208 |
2012-08-11 |
description:
Let me guess. "That doesn't look so hard," right? I wanna see you try an Upward Double Arm Thrust and not pull something.
domain:
freestylecelebrating
sound origin:
Kool and The Gang - Celebration
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