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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

My Life... ...is all about having my face glued to the table!

MyCrazyLife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlvU-EHk4Nc

Having survived the injuries he sustained in the Chicago war and avoided being hunted down by the humans in the years since, Barricade had been rebuilt into a sleeker new form. In the seven years since the Chicago conflict, he had acted as Megatron's spy and scout in his search for the Guardian Knights' talisman. Perhaps unknown to Barricade, he had long been under surveillance by the U.S. government. In the ruins of Chicago, he witnessed the talisman being bestowed to Cade Yeager by one of the Knights. He was however unable to claim it due to arrival of the heavily armed TRF, and he watched from a distance as they entered a stand off with Yeager and the Autobots. Barricade reported back to Megatron, accidentally angering his leader by flashing his light in his face. He reported the events of his mission, and Megatron was further angered by his failure to retrieve the Talisman, which was needed to find the Staff they required. Barricade managed to salvage the situation, indicating he knew who could lead them to the Staff: the TRF themselves. Unknown to either Decepticon, their conversation was being monitored by William Lennox and General Morshower. Based on Barricade's plan, Megatron used human hostages as leverage to broker a deal with TRF and secured the release of fellow Decepticons Mohawk, Dreadbot, Nitro Zeus, and Onslaught. Barricade later joined his leader and cohorts in their hunt for Yeager. They arrived at Yeager's scrap yard but Yeager had already fled to a nearby town and they followed. They were met with some not-quite-unexpected resistance in the form of the Autobots Bumblebee, Drift, and Crosshairs and blasted by a trap set by Yeager. Barricade took point in pursuing Yeager through the town. Barricade ordered Yeager and Izabella to freeze, but was surprised and swiped through a wall by the newly arrived Grimlock's tail. Luckily for Barricade, Grimlock was then focused on attacking Megatron and crunching on Dreadbot. After Dreadbot and Onslaught perished in battle, Barricade fled when Megatron gave the order to retreat. He and his comrades then followed Yeager to England, knowing he was the key to finding the Staff. In London, he chased down the fleeing Bumblebee, who had Yeager and Viviane Wembly with him. He attempted to ram them but was blasted away by his Autobot nemesis. He transformed to catch himself but fell into oncoming traffic and was rammed by a large truck. Commenting on how much it hurt, he had been hit hard enough that he was too weak to continue the pursuit. He later rendezvoused with Megatron and Nitro at Stonehenge, the site which would drain Unicron, who lay deep within the Earth, of his energy and revive the recently arrived Cybertron. He happily gloated that he had lived to kill a planet and commented on the ease with which they could kill Unicron. They soon came under attack from the British Armed Forces and Barricade returned fire.

Barricade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zOhvyibAeI

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

AnneAdabelleMabel

https://x.com/JackermanDev/media

Age- 25. Hobby- Watching horror movies. Height- 5'8". Weight- 134 lb. Favorite compliment- Likes being complimented on her pretty face. Cup Size: C-cup. Pubic Hair- Hairless. Fantasy: To be double-teamed by two fit guys. Toys- Yes, all kinds! Masturbation- Once a week, you want it to be special. Anal- She loves it. Threesome- Yes! FFM or MMF. Hell, even FFF.

SarahBF

https://www.nutaku.net/jp/games/booty-farm/

Max The Elf stands out in the crowded world of adventure games for several reasons. First and foremost, its engaging storyline and richly crafted world offer players an experience that is both immersive and memorable. The game’s blend of exploration, puzzle-solving, and combat provides a well-rounded gameplay experience that appeals to a wide range of players. Additionally, the attention to detail in the game's design ensures that every aspect, from the characters to the environments, is carefully thought out and executed. For those who love adventure games with a magical twist, Max The Elf is a must-play. It combines a compelling narrative with exciting gameplay, all set in a beautifully imagined fantasy world. Whether you are a seasoned gamer or new to the genre, Max The Elf promises an adventure that will captivate and delight. Max The Elf is more than just a game; it is a portal to a world of wonder and enchantment. With its captivating story, challenging gameplay, and stunning visuals, it offers an experience that is both magical and immersive. As Max, players will embark on a heroic journey through the mystical kingdom of Elvoria, facing challenges and discovering secrets along the way. If you’re ready for an adventure that will transport you to a realm of fantasy and excitement, Max The Elf is the game to play. Dive into this enchanting world and prepare for an unforgettable adventure! By focusing on these elements, Max The Elf not only delivers an engaging and enjoyable experience but also stands out in the realm of adventure games. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the magical world of Elvoria and join Max on his quest to restore peace to the kingdom.

M-Hoodie

https://x.com/HoodieDraws/media

New York Resident Pleads Guilty to Operating Secret Police Station of the Chinese Government in Lower Manhattan. Chen Jinping, 60, of New York, New York, pleaded guilty today to conspiring to act as an illegal agent of the government of the People’s Republic of China (PRC), in connection with opening and operating an undeclared overseas police station, located in lower Manhattan, for the PRC’s Ministry of Public Security (MPS). Lu Jianwang, 61, and Chen Jinping, 59, face charges of conspiring to act as agents of China’s government without informing US authorities and obstruction of justice. They were released on bond following an initial appearance in Brooklyn federal court. Chen Jinping and Lu Jianwang sit with attorney Susan Kellan after the two New York residents were arrested for allegedly operating a Chinese “secret police station” in Manhattan’s Chinatown, part of a crackdown on Beijing’s alleged targeting of US-based dissidents, during a hearing at a Brooklyn courthouse in New York, US, April 17, 2023 in this courtroom sketch.

ChenJinping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7KDQQXAbk

Bombshell Harley Quinn is a version of Harley Quinn from an alternate universe. Attending Charm School in the United States of America, Harleen Quinzel rebelled against the decorum and restraint expected of women of the era. Found unappealing for being a "brassy, mouthy broad with a sense of humour" Harleen found partnership with a gangster she affectionately called "Mistah J". Together the duo "robbed from the rich and gave to whoever" but "Mistah J" quickly became more and more dark as their thefts continued and he became interested in the occult. Seeking out the "Belle of the Bog" (Barbara Gourdon) in the bayou of Louisiana Harleen left her love when she decided that she didn't wish to become a monster. Becoming a talented doctor specializing in psychology, Harleen practised at the Arkham Ward; Sanitarium for the Criminally Insane, in London due to being kept from working in more auspicious hospitals due to her gender and her past involvement with crime. On December, 1940, Harleen was tending to Shondra Kinsolving; one of her patients who was once a doctor and colleague of Harleen's who worked at the Ward, during one of the city's wartime blackouts on christmas. Suffering from nightmares, Shondra revealed to Harleen that she was dreaming of London being overrun by humanoid, shadow monsters, and a long-toothed, laughing man whispering a message for Harley to "Come find him". Hearing this message makes Harleen have a mental breakdown and arise with her face transformed in clown makeup and exhibiting enhanced agility. Leaving the hospital, Harleen crashes a christmas dance party where she causes grief amongst the English soldiers when she steals the women in the party for herself to dance with. Observing as her attempts lead to a bar fight, Aviation Officer Hal Jordan introduces himself to Harleen and is quickly seduced by the female doctor as she has him lead her to his plane in Whitemore airfield whereupon she steals his key, knocks him out and hijacks his plane to fly to Berlin where she believed her "beau" to be. Three miles from Calais over the English Channel, Harleen's plane is shot down by German infantry and she crash lands in the greenhouse of Pamela Ysley; a smuggler who worked for Selina Digatti until the Germans seized her hometown of Calais three months earlier. As part of a plan of vengeance, Pamela sold her luxurious items to the occupying Nazis forces and then one night brewed a perfume so sweet that it made the Nazis drowsy and gave Pamela her chance to kill them. But an unexpected side effect to the perfume turned Pamela's skin green. As she was in the process of vacating the house after learning of France's surrender to Germany, Harleen convinces Pamela to leave with her to Berlin; killing Nazi soldiers as they drove through occupied towns. Reaching Berlin a few days after the Battle of Britain and Nazi Germany's attempted use of Tenebrae undead to bolster their army, Harleen and Pamela break into the "Cabaret of the Joker's Daughter" only to discover that the Joker's Daughter had lured Harleen there posing as "Mistah J". Revealing that she intended to bring her master back by having him possess Pamela's body, Harleen cuts off the Joker's Daughter's hand and escapes with Pamela to "The Cat's Cradle"; a smugglers den used by Pamela and Selina Digatti to store their smuggled goods 20-25 meters below Berlin. While growing an underground garden to provide food beneath the city, the duo run into Raven, Zatanna Zatara and John Constantine; who were also fleeing from the Joker's Daughter, and soon afterward, Kate Kane, Renee Montoya and Selina Degatti; who were preparing to use the tunnels in a mission to smuggle Jews out of a Berlin Ghetto.

BSHarleyQuinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmZrCRRxxXE

Macgyver got the role of Starsky from Ben Stiller so he and Owen Wilson go to Ben Stiller's house to rub it in his face

stargateandhutch

COME ON, DO IT

Joe Hendry has been a musician for 10 years, and has incorporated his prior career into his professional wrestling work. As a face, Hendry was known for flamboyant ring entrances, usually parodying a famous song to mock his opponent. In ICW, he was known as the "Local Hero", referring to a section of Kerrang! named "Local Heroes" that Hendry had appeared in, as to make fun of his "lack of musical success". Say his name and he appears! I believe in Joe Hendry! When did you first believe in Joe Hendry? Let me know in the comments.

JoeHendry

youtube.com/watch?v=Hb17uaaldwM

"A spoiled rich girl living on the edge. Treat Cyd right or she'll throw a tantrum in your face." ~ Road Rash "My father taught me all i'll ever need to know: Take all you can, give nothing in return, and save enough money to cover expenses." ~ Cydney Bass

CydneyBass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZ08Li7F7A

If I make it through today. I'll know tomorrow not to leave my feelings out on display. I'll put the cobwebs back in place. I've never been to good with names, but I remember faces.

anonfucksup

Shame

Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me [Verse 1: 50 Cent] Now man, these pussy niggas puttin' money on my head Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I ain't dead I'm the diamond in the dirt that ain't been found I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned When I rhyme, somethin' special happened every time I'm the greatest, somethin' like Ali in his prime I walk the block with the bundles, I've been knocked on the humble Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do Got a temper, nigga, go 'head, lose your head Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs I walk around, gun on my waist, chip on my shoulder 'Til I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over [Chorus: 50 Cent] Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me Have mercy on my soul Somewhere my heart turned cold Have mercy on many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me

manymentrump

Curtis Jackson

If you find yourself online more commonly than the average man, you will without a doubt come across complex online discourse. When faced with these complicated arguments, you must remember to be careful. These free thinking individuals will show no hesitation when it comes to verbally defending their conclusions. Unless you would like to be swept into intellectually challenging and philosophically stimulating discussions alongside ferocious men who lack cowardly restraint, steer clear of any and all such debates. Especially, those regarding characters who have remarkable abilities.

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Life of Brian Peppers Brian Peppers was born on February 1, 1968, in Toledo, Ohio. He had a rare genetic disease known as facial muscular dystrophy, which caused his face to become deformed. This led to him being the object of ridicule and bullying by those around him. He became a drug addict at a young age and abused drugs for many years. He was arrested several times for theft and drugs and was also convicted of sex offenses. In 1998, he was sentenced to 68 years in prison for sex offenses committed against underage girls. He spent 13 years in prison and was released in 2012. https://history-hub.ru/istoricheskie-arhivy/brian-peppers-udivitelnaya-zhizn-i-istoriya-etogo-fenomena/

Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your [can all over the place, singin'] We Will, we will Rock You! [Bring Us Here To Put on Ash!]

wewillrockyoureversed

http://reversespeech.s3.amazonaws.com/rev/putash.Mp3

It's a hard science fiction story about the hypocrisy of war. It kicks off on an unfamiliar planet with the sentence: "What a surprise it was to open the door and come face-to-face with the Lord of the Galaxy!"

triptothebeach

(Note that: someone in the story will fail to protect someone else.)

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

dammit by blink 182

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

There seems to be a finger pointing at you, what does this mean? Maybe it's pointing at your dumb face, or maybe he's pointing at you, as in you're an inspiration to them. Nobody knows.

Point

Song i got from youtube i downloaded from content creator, "Louis Armstrong"

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

Loob Lord has recently taken advantage of a drunk teenage girl (while sober) and is facing a lot of shit. So we thought we should make a gif out of it and pull up an old pic of him as a kid due to him always looking like a nonce... well now he is one.

BoozeAndBruise

Made it while i was high

LOL!

arrests

While handcuffed it's a lot more difficult to get the spider off of his face

I was only nine years old. I loved Alex so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Alex every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Alex is love", I would say, "Alex is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Alex. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.

TooBeautiful

John Coltrane & Johnny Hartman - You are too beautiful

It sounds like an actual person, but it's recordings of "that guy" (Richard Whats-his-face?) being run randomly because Billy Crowell will not come on the frequency illegally. Or it might be Billy playing with soundboards. March 4, 2021, 10:30 to 10:35pm. KFS WebSDR

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KFS WebSDR off air.

Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League. The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League. ublication history Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3] Fictional character biography The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son. Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10] The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.

uxas

The God Warrior repeating the name of her favorite villain

It's a mii avatar made to look like a pog face.

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Robbie has always been aware that he is a Rangers Fan. Nothing brings a more beautiful smile to this man's face than a red and blue tea towel wrapped around his shoulders.

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Dr. Li Wenliang, tried to save the world, from this rampant new disease. For his bravery they jailed him, against our many pleas. Don't forget his face, Don't forget his name, Don't forgive the CCP! For unleashing this upon the world, and killing Dr. Li. Make this martyr known in every home, his name was Dr. Li Wenliang.

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