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valkingman

king of the hill season 3 episode 18 "Love Hurts and So Does Art"

AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

Atreya

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/media

Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

Adhina

https://e621.net/posts/3984699

AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

VictoriaB

twitter.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1764923716675539279

Elinore is one of the main protagonists of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. She was voiced by Jesse Welles, who also voiced Eva in Hey Good Lookin'. She is seen in the beginning of the movie when Avatar becomes a tutor tasked to trained her to become a full-fledged fairy. Suddenly, her father, the president, is assassinated by Necron 99, a robot sent by Blackwolf to kill believers in magic. Elinore flies into a rage at the death of her father, and Avatar confronts the robot and battles it using telepathy. Necron 99 loses the desire for war and Avatar changes the robot's name to Peace. Avatar learns from the robot that the "dream machine" – the projector – is Blackwolf's secret weapon, inspiring his armies with images of ancient warfare. Avatar, Elinore, Peace, and the elf spy Weehawk set out to destroy the projector and save the world from another Holocaust. In a forest inhabited by fairies, Peace has an intuition that something is amiss shortly before the group is accosted by the leader of the fairies, Sean. Weehawk realizes that Peace is missing, when an unseen assassin kills Sean and kidnaps Elinore. Avatar and Weehawk begin to search for Elinore in the forbidden Fairy Sanctuary, but Weehawk falls into a chasm and insists that Avatar leaves him and finds the girl. Weehawk is rescued from a giant poison gas-breathing mutant insect by Peace, who shoots it dead after dealing with his assassin comrades. As Weehawk rests, exhausted from the battle, Avatar locates Elinore, who has been captured by fairies and small human-like creatures, and is about to be killed. Avatar attempts to explain that they did not kill Sean, but the fairies don't believe him, and shoot him with an arrow. Wounded in the shoulder, Avatar refuses to fight back, which impresses the fairy king. Instead of executing them, he merely teleports Avatar and Elinore to a snowy mountaintop. Avatar and Elinore resume their journey despite the poor conditions, but they soon realize they are wandering in circles. Weehawk and Peace finally find them and together they find their way out of the mountains. Soon Avatar and the others encounter the encamped army of an elf General who is preparing to attack Scortch the following day, but Blackwolf launches a sneak attack that night. Elinore is outside with Peace when one of Blackwolf's mutants sneaks into camp and attacks her, but Avatar is able to stop it before it hurts her. Things turn for the worse, though, as a battle tank arrives to destroy the camp. Peace manages to disable the crew, but as he inspects the vehicle, Elinore kills him with a sword and climbs into the tank. It drives away as Avatar and Weehawk watch in confusion. The next day, Avatar and Weehawk enter Scortch by ship and make for Blackwolf's castle while the General leads his elf warriors in a bloody battle to distract Blackwolf's forces. The pair splits up, Weehawk tracking Elinore while Avatar goes after his brother Blackwolf. Weehawk nearly kills Elinore, but she explains that Blackwolf has been controlling her mind ever since she first touched Peace. Blackwolf declares his magic superior to Avatar's and demands his surrender. Avatar admits that he hasn't practiced magic in some time, and offers to show Blackwolf one last trick that their mother showed him when Blackwolf wasn't around; he then pulls a gun and fatally shoots Blackwolf. With the loss of their leader, the mutants give up fighting. With Montagar's safety secured, Weehawk returns home, but Avatar and Elinore decide to go start their own kingdom instead.

Elinore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxuyaSVC5YY

Look at that, I got him thinking, I got him thinking, maybe I can win a pawn

winapawn

For some reason I only really remember 2 things about this movie: this line, and the fact that in the final game, the rival kid could have actually drawn if he didn't take on e5 with his king a few moves before the end

The Simpsons' tenth episode of Season 14 (301/EABF06-February 9, 2003) - Pray Anything | At a WNBA game, Homer notices that things always seem to turn out for the best for Ned. Ned wins $100,000 as a reward for donating $50,000 he won in a contest. Ned then gets to drive home in a food shaped car which makes Homer even more jealous. Homer then tries to find out Ned's secret and why he keeps getting good luck.

WNBAMascot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IxXUndJgiI

This is Catalina, owner of Amante Yoga Studio. She is a Futanari. She has recently opened a yoga studio. She likes to do yoga and would like to share her talents with the world. She has a thing for tattoos and every tattoo she has is symbolic of her journey. In the six months that the studio has been open, it has quickly gained tremendous popularity through Catalina's unique style of instruction and consistent rave reviews from her students.

Catalina

https://x.com/buttercoat/status/1758770506080346320

Arcee was among the crew of Autobots that had become stranded on Earth after arriving in 1987. Seven years later in 1994, she and the others were in New York City when Optimus witnessed the activation of the transwarp key. The Autobots regrouped in a warehouse to find Mirage had taken in a stowaway, Noah Díaz, who Arcee researched and discovered his past as a soldier. Arcee confirmed the existence of the transwarp key in the museum on Ellis Island, and the group realized they could use it to return to Cybertron. Arcee pointed out they couldn't take the key themselves without evading detection, but Mirage convinced Noah to steal the key for them, despite the group's misgivings. Arcee helped stakeout the museum during Noah's infiltration, only for the Terrorcons to arrive in force. Arcee was knocked out of the fight by the burly Battletrap, and the group lost Bumblebee to Scourge's blade. The group was saved by the timely arrival of Airazor, who explained Scourge had only taken half of the key, and Arcee convinced Elena Wallace to help lead them to the remaining half in Peru after encouraging her with the knowledge she'd be saving two worlds in the process. On the flight to Peru aboard Stratosphere, Arcee wondered if the slain Bumblebee could be revived with an Energon treatment, but Optimus lamented that they likely couldn't without returning to Cybertron. The group linked up with Wheeljack and Arcee rode inside his vehicle mode as they took positions keeping watch while Noah and Elena hunted for the key. The Terrorcons arrived and engaged the Autobots in battle. While Wheeljack drove, Arcee provided some firepower in her robot mode, but once again Battletrap took her and Wheeljack out of the fight by making them tumble down a mountainside in the ensuing car chase. Arcee regrouped with the others when they confronted the Maximals, aiming at Cheetor until Airazor defused the stand-off. When Scourge obtained the complete key and began to bring Unicron to Earth, Arcee took part in the battle against the Terrorcons and their Predacon reinforcements. Though Arcee's speed and blasters served her well, things looked grim when Unicron appeared in the sky and the Autobot-Maximal alliance began to be submerged by the sheer numbers of their enemy. Arcee was aghast when Optimus declared his intention to sacrifice himself to destroy the portal bringing forth Unicron, but luckily, Noah and Optimus Primal saved Optimus and the day from the Chaos Bringer.

ArceeTRB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiM9vnd5fsg

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age." –H.P. Lovecraft

mysterycube

Music I found

Shanin Blake (born Shannon B. Lowrey, October 31, 1994) is an American pop singer, artist, influencer and model. She was born in Moscow, Idaho. According to Hip Hop Vibe, Blake "initially rose to notability, when she was recording music as a teenager" and "in 2012, some of her work began going viral". At 17 years old Blake gave birth to daughter Juniper Rhythm (b. July 4, 2012), raising Juniper as a single mother. In 2019 Blake moved from Utah to San Diego, California, and established herself in the local music scene. She recorded a song, "Stop, Wait a Minute", that year, that became locally popular and led to her being covered in local media. Blake recounted being in travel, possibly in Costa Rica when the song blew up, and being only vaguely aware of the success it was achieving. She rose to prominence in 2023, singing with Lo-fi hip-hop and dream-pop influences, married to a hippy aesthetic. She maintained a social media presence, and in April 2024 was described as "a veteran singer, but she’s become a TikTok superstar" for whom "a lot of the things she does end up going viral". Dazed described her music as: "Sung to the sort of neo-soul cadence reminiscent of artists like Erykah Badu and Noname, the words come by way of viral singer-influencer Shanin Blake. With over a million followers, the white-dreaded artist – also referred to as ‘Hippy Barbie’ within certain online circles – is refracting across TikTok feeds"[8] Dazed additionally described how: "In one popular video, Blake claims to have cured a kidney infection with “good vibes”, while tracks like “Energy Vampires” and “5G” sound like an AI chatbot if its dataset was plugged with Amethyst clusters and conspiracy theories." In September 2024, she was profiled in Rolling Stone magazine. In the Rolling Stone interview she reasserted that her claim of curing her kidney infection in her video for "Peru Song" was true, while insisting that she is not pressuring others to avoid antibiotics or otherwise copy her path. The Rolling Stone piece additionally addressed and debunked various internet rumors that had spread about Blake, such as that her parents were defense contractors, and that she had died at the Burning Man festival.

ShaninBlake

https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/1867362772708655193

Skip's better half, Sunny, claims there isn't a woman alive who doesn't dream of being in her workout shoes. "Look at me!" she glows. "I'm the closest thing to perfection you'll ever experience on this Earth! Women long to be me, and men long to be WITH me. You know what I say? The chances of that rate right up there with the chance of Roseanne giving up Suzy-Q's! Slime to NONE!" -: 1996 WWF Magazine : #12 - Sunny of the Body Donnas

SunnyWWF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZX7o9iYmK8

The funny thing is, YTMND itself has essentially become much more of the American diner of the internet as time kept flying. Yes, of course this was inspired by those SpongeBob and Courage YTMNDs... NOTE: I was forced to display the image in a scale that small due to how worthless every single image compressor online is, click here for the actual display since I don't wanna waste it completely: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rcSI5CwtDBtQLloqDBO2u_kAeun_TrR2/view?usp=drive_link It would really be an honor if you take that sized image, shrink the file size but keep the full view and recreate this entire YTMND with it. Like what this YTMND was originally intended to be.

heylookmyfirstfaggyshortfilm

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! - Girl Trouble

I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

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The ironic thing is that I made this site on a Monday.

fridaynightyakuza

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBCSNo9OUM&si=O8aM1hdyT32RxVU2 (Narcotic Thrust - When the Dawn Breaks (Instrumental))

Need some propietary in your portfolio? Come on down to a Linus Tech Tips auction. Its all for CHARITY. (it is propietary because it was a prototype that was manufactured by someone and had the thing released)

lttauctions

if i never saw ltt again I'd be happy.

Welcome back to things that shouldn't exist but do.

chatback

Chatback Advert (AI voice used with Musicfy)

I don't know what posessed me to make this... artwork. All I know is that it's the funniest thing ever.

Seinfeld2

Sienfeld

Many mistakes have been made. Paths which should have been taken are closed. The simple, beautiful things around are tainted by a tinge of regret. And the inevitability of future failure brings forth doom. All that's left to do is to drive.

doomandregret

CAN REMAIN SANE

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

Push Th' LIl Dasies

Gilbert saw that cringey ass thing you just posted... DELETE IT.

gilbertsawthat

Shrouded from FNF Classified, composed by NeoBeat

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

The year 49,170 AD

You'll see amazing things that YouTube doesn't allow and you'll only see them here.NSFW content is also allowed,so you won't have to worry about that

lamarberry

Sound Source:MEGA

Do people even read this thing? whatever, I'm doing my best making these ytmnd's, I love this website so much you have no idea <3 I'm gonna try to upload more frequently even though the site is not that popular these days. (god I wish it was 2005-2007 again)

starfoxcar

YTMND

So far, this image has lasted for about two years in my HDD's world. I either used to think that this was the funniest thing in the episode, or I thought that it was a perfect pfp (which I still think).

youwouldntlasttwominutesinmyworld

Harvey Birdman S01E08

If you can't tell, I make YTMNDs for things that are stuck in my head (mostly).

toofaggoty

Master Shake being sick of pussies

Putin cannot remain in power. Actually never mind he can.

brandonthing

https://brandnewthing.ytmnd.com

While you were distracted...

brandnewthing

Offspring

Yeah so that's A thing (YSTAT) is a YTMND site that focuses on those mundane objects, or products, that don't function in a typical, or expected way that causes frustration.

YSTAT

Old demo from 2009.

Food ERP software is a need of the hour for food industries due to its effectiveness in all the aspects of the process within the industry. The apex management team can ensure effective management of resources. If you are curious to know more about food ERP then keep reading this article. Quality Management Effective quality control is what sets you apart from your competitors. Quality is the only thing that matters to your customers especially when it comes to food and beverage products. So, which tool or process helps you to deliver consistent quality? The answer is quite simple: Food ERP. It allows full forward and backward lot traceability and important tools to track, trace and document it. These documents are forwarded to auditors, customers, and regulatory authorities. The best thing about this feature is that it functions in real-time. 2. Inventory Management Balanced inventory is a company's success because over-storage of raw materials leads to dead investment while under-storage causes a stoppage of the production process. So, what’s the solution for proper management of inventory. Again the answer is quite simple: food ERP. It allows you to find perfect inventory balance by considering the daily operation of the production process and organizing the workforce accordingly. You can easily inventory, a lot with a particular serial number in real-time. From these data and forecasted demand, you maintain the balance of your inventories with a comprehensive food ERP.

Fooderp

https://softengine.com/products/softengine/food-one/