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The Economy is going down, doobie dew down down!

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YTMND is down

im noo so pleasedonthurtme

yagottagetdown

some mp3 site

Speak for itself

turndownforever

spliced together

OXXOZZ

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in honor of the greatest site ever, the one that got taken down

handsdown

eight is enough

When life gets you down and you feel like you just can't go on anymore, just know that Pavement Bee has it worse.

pavementbee

Untitled - Simple Plan

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yhujei

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Turndown for what?

turndown

DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

mario rpg

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

hankhillturndownforwhat

DJ Snake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnUpYVPAVY#t=49)

Robert Jebediah "Granddad" Freeman talks sum politics, distills your position in pithy fashion. Yeth, he'th full of pith.

politicalsummation

shawn lee

I thought of this when I was just sitting down.

havethatgirlgetpomfed

The Jet Set Radio Soundtrack

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

Mister softee

Hank Hill's version of Turn Down For What.

turndownforwhat

https://soundcloud.com/tmfc666/dj-snake-turn-down-for-what-mo

a dude sliding down a slide

skyslide

drew

Propane and propane accesorries

propain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnUpYVPAVY&feature=youtu.be

New electro track from David Guetta feat. Skylar Grey Available on itunes : http://smarturl.it/DG_ShotMeDown SHARE on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/sharer/share... SHARE on Twitter: https://twitter.com/home?status=New%2... SUBSCRIBE for more Guetta: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... www.davidguetta.com

elfvur

Nice

eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road. i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.

ericdollardmoonman

what

Does a rebus like this (think "Comma Comma Down Doobie Dew Down Down") count as Dew Army if nothing's blatantly misheard? I thought there was already a "Wuki Wuki" YTMND in existence that used the line "be the Wookiee just for me", but I guess not. Woo is the raccoon deuteragonist from the webcomic Sandra and Woo.

wookieewookiee

Jenny Rom - Wuki Wuki (Dancemania Mix)

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poopfactory

A good reason not to go marching up and down the square.

learningthepiano

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life

Why the hell not? We gotta get one more of these in before max shuts down YTMND.com!

TournamenTMND5

someone else made it decades ago

You knew it was coming when you saw the headlines.

ripneckbeard

They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"

willy and the poor boys are playin

outinthestreet

tap your feet

Hey you, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.

trevisanisegway

Macarron Chacarron

This dog can't help but break it down when he hears What the Fox Say?

Dogfavoritesong

Ylvis What the Fox Say

All them other bandits lame, and you know it now When a wet bandit hold you down, you supposed to drown

marv2

Kevin Kardashian

Shameless ripoff of http://arielsinthesky.ytmnd.com

arielsharon

System of a Down - Aerials

ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE LEADER OF THE UNIVERSE, GARRY COUTTS OF THE NHS.

garry-coutts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0Jn-d8_Co Youtube to mp3, cut down length in adobe premiere pro

smoking weed in an upside down coffin.

trillionaire

erica hartman