?(nsfw) The Shut-in's Sunday Service |
RoboKrikit |
(3.67) |
1,549 |
2012-07-09 |
description:
Just a lovely day on a couch with my lamps.
domain:
shut-in
sound origin:
Short clips from Mr Show, Fallout 3 OST, SNSD Paparazzi, NuForce Audio Concept Demo, "20th Century Fox Flute" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48], ChunBangJiChuk Radio [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tysbWH-7s08], miscellaneous instrumental remixes of Dre Day by Dr Dre.
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?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,177 |
2012-07-02 |
description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
domain:
vincentcrabbe
sound origin:
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?sample |
nunchuckpriest |
(1.50) |
254 |
2012-06-29 |
description:
play close attention
domain:
sampleiiiiiv
sound origin:
mr oizo - wc
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?Mr. McMahon Approves |
nervousbreakdown |
(1.00) |
602 |
2012-06-21 |
description:
Mr McMahon Approves
domain:
mrmcmahonapproves
sound origin:
No Chance in Hell
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?(nsfw) Mr. Krabs gets a headshot with a predator ... |
girugaHESH |
(3.00) |
1,965 |
2012-06-12 |
description:
we did it guys.
domain:
giruga311311o1o1
sound origin:
gbhbvghn
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?Mr. Grunden is the best. |
BrandonJ |
(1.00) |
359 |
2012-06-11 |
description:
You're the best. Around!
domain:
grundensthebest
sound origin:
Joe Esposito.
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?This dream is collapsing |
LivinLaVidaLoki |
(3.45) |
4,332 |
2012-06-10 |
description:
mr. charles the alien just told you you're dreaming..have fun with that
domain:
inception-dawg
sound origin:
Dream is Collapsing-Hans Zimmer
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?Baron Lasers is... |
DarthWang |
(3.48) |
1,777 |
2012-06-06 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
kyrie
sound origin:
Mr. Mister - BARON LASERS
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?(nsfw) happybirthdaydearleader |
sickleclowns |
(2.00) |
1,133 |
2012-06-06 |
description:
A great joke
domain:
happybirthdaydearleader
sound origin:
Mr House
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?MUNICIPAL POLITICS |
usernamechrist |
(1.00) |
963 |
2012-06-01 |
description:
Mr. Keenan on Municipal Politics
domain:
current-status
sound origin:
Barker's Beauties
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?Mr. Bean teaches you about astrophysics |
LivinLaVidaLoki |
(3.42) |
1,443 |
2012-05-31 |
description:
mangia mangia
domain:
pizzatacohut
sound origin:
the youtubes
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?Mr. Rodoto |
Skrikles |
(2.94) |
1,948 |
2012-05-26 |
description:
Least Understood Hater 2002
domain:
blakelively
sound origin:
In Living Color
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?(nsfw) mr. white gets busted |
fourest |
(4.14) |
7,195 |
2012-05-26 |
description:
lol
domain:
reservoirfags
sound origin:
reservoir dogs, bad lieutenant
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?Happy Mothers Day From Mr. T |
lappy463 |
(3.95) |
6,998 |
2012-05-13 |
description:
treat her right, treat your mother right
domain:
mommommom
sound origin:
youtube
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?(nsfw) Mr.Mudbone the Milkman |
WillemDafoe |
(3.00) |
2,173 |
2012-05-03 |
description:
Og gives a young woman a nice glass of milk! :)
domain:
ogthemilkman
sound origin:
OG Mudbone
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?classic ytmnd fad |
therealdrewpickles |
(2.77) |
1,957 |
2012-05-01 |
description:
melody locust - the fad after mr.krabs!
domain:
classicfad
sound origin:
classic fad
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?Hollywood's next blockbuster superhero mo... |
anystrom |
(3.67) |
1,440 |
2012-04-24 |
description:
To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr. F.G. Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
domain:
bicyclerepairman
sound origin:
See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
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?santabotai celebrates his birthday with pals |
letsago |
(2.78) |
941 |
2012-04-22 |
description:
its happy birthday to santabotai.he has a big partyy with his buddies including mr krabs.
domain:
santabotaibirthday
sound origin:
artist-immature
song- nothin but apartyy
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?Mrs. Word Pie |
Rigley |
(1.00) |
539 |
2012-04-20 |
description:
Mrs. Word Pie = Ricardo Joaquin Friaz.
domain:
mrswordpie
sound origin:
copied it to my desktop and then to ytmnd
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?Mr Bumpy is outraged |
Wesyeed |
(3.67) |
995 |
2012-04-12 |
description:
Everybody do that bump! If you're like 10, this was what you missed out on, go look it up and have your mind fucked.
domain:
bumpyinthenight
sound origin:
mr bumpy and squishinton
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?(nsfw) mr krabs is a sexy beast |
letsago |
(3.10) |
1,713 |
2012-04-07 |
description:
mr krabs is a hot kinky ladies man.
domain:
mrkrabskinky
sound origin:
song-pushin from the movie rocky 3
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse celebrates mr krabs birthday |
letsago |
(3.11) |
1,822 |
2012-04-05 |
description:
partyy mouse wishes mr krabs a happy birthday and gets busy
domain:
mrkrabsmouse
sound origin:
artist-mystical
song-yall aint ready yet
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?HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.KRABS! |
pilleater |
(3.58) |
1,397 |
2012-04-05 |
description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.KRABS! YOUR THREE YEARS OLD!
domain:
mrkrabsthirdbirthday
sound origin:
LYRICS:
yo, happy birthday mr.krabs!
your the best of all the internet fads!
it's the thrid birthday! rock n roll!
in lina's butthole!
(max's sister).
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?Mr. Krabs pitches a tent |
bobhughes |
(3.72) |
2,402 |
2012-03-29 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
bancakes
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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?Mr. Krabs bags a babe |
bobhughes |
(3.00) |
1,560 |
2012-03-29 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
slightlystoopid
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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?Mr. Sunshine from CatDog |
bobhughes |
(3.70) |
1,868 |
2012-03-28 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
scatdog
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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?Mr. Krabs eats an octorok |
bobhughes |
(3.00) |
1,161 |
2012-03-28 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
encyclopaediadramatica
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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?(nsfw) cwizzy likes music |
littlehorn |
(3.00) |
1,120 |
2012-03-26 |
description:
hey mr moonman put a record on cwizzy wants to dance
domain:
cwizzymusic
sound origin:
madonna music with cwizzy soundboard and editing
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?A reading of: Chainsawsuit [3/26/2012] |
thebumblingnarrator |
(1.50) |
946 |
2012-03-26 |
description:
A narration of Kris Straub's "Chainsawsuit" strip from March 26, 2012:
[http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/03/26/anatomy-of-a-hardboiled-egg/]
Stock music used "Mr. Natural":
[http://www.stockmusic.net/index.cfm/page/main.searchTracks/trackId/839#]
domain:
eggtumbler
sound origin:
https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Public/March26Chainsawsuit.mp3?w=c6bd6e00
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?Mr. Krabs spits on a stranger |
bobhughes |
(3.00) |
1,215 |
2012-03-25 |
description:
I liked Mr. Krabs before he was cool.
domain:
malkmus
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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