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Yep. I logged in after a year long absence to post this tripe. Glad to see this place still smells like a brothel.

holloweiner

the price is wrong

so sad

crytobycry

Suede - Still Life (Orchestral Version) Dog Man Star is a great album. Buy it.

I really, really hate this anime, but seeing one of my most hated anime villains get beat the shit out of in the climax of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers is deeply satisfying.

fatepwnsdrscaglietti

Geto Boys - Still

Keep absolutely still, it's vision is based on movement.

treehugginghippie

Sarah McLachlan

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

My first NSFW made YTMND. Inspired by: http://whenpicardattacks.ytmnd.com/

whenshinkuattacks

Geto Boys - Still

payton continues to be fat

fatfatfatfat

internet

Yolandi DGAF if you like it, she'll smash your face n still lookin' all cute.

wannathigh

Die Antwoord Responds To Comments About "Fatty Boom Boom" run through whatever youtube to mp3 site

I still don't think anything beats "lol, Tavros", but oh well.

lolgcat

Max Coveri - Running In the 90s

Okay Spotz. Since you do not “condone” burning kitten your sites have been 3’D until further notice. Still… nothing justifies 5’ing burning kittens. Not even Doom music

NotEvenFryDance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVBalxt3NEU converted using www.video2mp3.net

In 2006 a legendary remix was created. The reverberations of that masterpiece still echo are still felt 7 years later.

snoopkirby1

Remix by me using, "Fountain of Dreams" from Super Smash Bros Melee, and of course the Snoop Dogg "Drop It Like It's Hot" acapella.

Mike having the time of his life.

mikespin

Still meatspin.

The one where madDogSoldier finally lets Uncircumcised, who is now a post-operative male-to-female woman but still wears a penis suit during sex, touch his boobs but things go horribly awry

beatingadeadhorsereupload2

g/s maybe

And still, nothing to do

Itsstillquietinneogotham

Relax Daily - BSides no. 1 + BB Sfx

I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis

lemonaid

gang starr - DWYCK

Bird groovin'

birdgroove

Toro Y Moi Still Sound

You might still see them in the desert

ymsstitd

orb

You're still alive, congratulations.

tuesdae

Jerry Martin - The Theme from Drive Shaft

If you listen to this and still beLIEve the official story, you are a liar.

caseclosed

Prof. Niels Harrit interview on Red Ice Radio

In tonight's episode, the role of Billy Dee Williams will be played by Carl Weathers and the role of Carl Weathers will be played by Billy Dee Williams.

helenthomasisdead

They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"

Although your are not the target you are still the damaged.

CollateralDamage

Rhiann-We found love intro-remastered

what is meow? what is life?

Whatarewe

i still have a soul

LOL!

wolfe

The Barney Bunch

Tiled remix from itisstillhere.ytmnd.com

itisstillhere2

YTMND IS STILL HERE

bob ley can't believe it

itsstillfuckinghere

1994

umm ya Im back an i still wanna kno wha is this/

antdogs2

Toys 'R Us in-store music

It's May 2nd and YTMND is still here. Better than ever.

itisstillhere

YTMND. Where I can put my site making skills to good use.

"it's still early"

contender

jays

He's still gay.

skullsuit

MGS2

I believe.

believeinthedorner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI