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Announcing the pending sale of a vehicle.

movethatbus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA3TfO3ih6o

from Bay Life

forceitdown

mark morrison

You see? Zip zop zoopity ba! Whomp whomp HA. Jazz is like Jello pudding... Stickball! Funky little man in the big van at night Comes out to play. And he makes his ball hasta. Woohoo! Weren't you good! Coo-cachoo!!! Then he's gonna rap music... They're hippin' and a hoppin' and a bippin' and a boppin' So we don't know what the jazz is all about! You see?

withoutcosby

https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby

You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino

flavortowncasino

FLAVORTOWN USA BABY

That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.

fivesecondrule101

Movie Friday After Next

Ge your delivery pizza faster

newerfasterdrivers

They're Newer and Faster than other pizza delivery drivers.

This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two! I felt the love I breathed the air I touched the rain I wiped a tear I saw the moon I heard the wind And now my new life Will soon begin I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) I walked the earth This land so free These gifts of joy I took with me A tree grows high A leaf will fall Whispers of love I hear her call You must be strong Your chin up high Yes I still live I did not die I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you in a different way We had to go But it’s okay You see we’re with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) We are so strong Good and beautiful (repeat) AMERICA! :p

goodbyedusty

Edited version of America We Stand as One

Listen up Sue, it's time. The takeover will occur. Hell will rise. Doombus era begins.

yourtimehascomesusan

you're the hollies now sorry suzan tarzan.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

laifesupport

Same

You're a total out-of-it! Also a dork.

outofit

nobodylikesonions.com

You're a kid. That's also a squid. A squidkid.

yakyasn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y90bDDLO094

we're goin to the moon

weregointothemoon

T. Hanks (I think)

It's not a good costume but she really commits to the role.

tothewhiteforest

You're Not Supposed to Be Here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM

They're Fishnut Stockings, stockings for your nuts.

fishnutstockings

Original work

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

knack

Same

Maryland we're all behind you, Raise high the black and gold. For there is nothing half so glorious, As to see our team victorious. We've got the steam boys, We've got the team boys, So keep on fighting, don't give in! M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D Maryland will win!

mdvictory2

maryland terrapins

Such a good show. Gave us some real gems, chester, precious roy, grout, and great songs.

donesomedrivebys

chester sings seasons in the sun

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youreakidyoureasquid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZjS6YMb7C4

!god won nam eht re'uoY

godownnamehteruoy

reliart retserroF gnidniF

your overlord, has lasers, but they're not as good as Stef's

youroverlord

Alex Niedt @ geek and sundry. All music is his but was given to use by permission.

Queerleader, Ho and Mo, What's Her Fag, and the Ugay One, they're Teenage Fags Between the Ages of Gay and SOOOOOO GAY

betrayers

Teen FAGGOT Squad

We're taking YTMND back, one Ray at a Wise.

birthdaydance

stole it from band

We're No Strangers to Mario You know the rules, and so do I.

WNSTM

Music video by Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up.

A cat in a hat. Dancing.

dancingcatnonsence

YTMND

Boy I'ma make you love me, make you want me And I'ma give you some attention, tonight Now follow my intuitions, what you're wishin See I'ma keep you all night, for a long time Just start countin the ways Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man (X4) Tonight I'ma give it to you, throw it to you I want you to come prepared, ohhh yeah (oh yes) Boy it's been a long time, a crazy long time And I don't want no minute man, and that's real Give it to me some more

comeprepared

Missy Elliott - One Minute Man (1991)

Nigger, you're a poor man, dumb man, living on the streets gonna get yourself killed some day. You got fried chicken on your face, big disgrace, the Moon Man shall put you back into your place.

moonqueen

Moon Man

You're admitted :D

Summer2015

http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100016 "Waunobe March" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

My house became infested with ants recently. Luckily they're Vietnamese ants. They're nicer & friendlier than regular ants. :)

vietnameseants

Far nicer and friendlier than normal ants.

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ytbmnd

finding forrester + ATT