?NO NO NO NO NO NO |
VardanYTMND |
(1.00) |
533 |
2016-04-17 |
description:
NO
domain:
aarexsaysno
sound origin:
Aarex Simulator And aarex (-BluHead-'s Project)
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?Cortez Cry |
John-Lacke |
(1.00) |
385 |
2016-04-15 |
description:
"My husband..."
domain:
CortezCry
sound origin:
InuYasha -- Futari no Kimochi (To Love's End) Piano Cover by Linh Do
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?No one is happy with this. |
Sorasousha |
(2.50) |
1,045 |
2016-04-12 |
description:
Mad Dummy being mad
domain:
nooneishappywiththis
sound origin:
youtube undertale ost
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?(nsfw) Fatman's Ultimate Obscene Song |
DougFukkie |
(2.25) |
2,309 |
2016-04-08 |
description:
Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4
Lyrics:
awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA
domain:
fatmanultimateobscenesong
sound origin:
Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song
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?LOL ROFLCOPTER 2 |
gothzilla |
(4.33) |
2,039 |
2016-04-02 |
description:
Remaking my old post from eons ago since the sound file no longer exists at the old link
domain:
lolairwolfcopter
sound origin:
A very small clip of the original theme from the TV show Airwolf.
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?#JeSuisMumpy |
talnh |
(3.67) |
987 |
2016-03-16 |
description:
HI I AM AHN THE FIRST (FORMER KIM KARDASHIAN). I AM NO CASUAL AND I AM ABOUT TO BE THE JUDGE JUDY OF THE DAY BY DOING THIS WEBSITE AND CLAMING BACK THE MONEY OH MUMPY THE FIRST.
ACE USED HER MONEY TO PENTAMELD AND THANKS TO LIEV BOTTOM'S FAULT ALL THE 76 MATERIAS BROKE. WOUW. SO PRO OF PRELUDE.
THANKS FOR READING.
AHN,
SECRETARY OF SASSTEAM
domain:
whereisthemoneyatace
sound origin:
soundcloud of some amazing remixer
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?Nope |
sghawkis |
(5.00) |
729 |
2016-03-13 |
description:
no
domain:
gnawhtrad
sound origin:
what's in the box
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?GoonIsRealMacaroni |
Aesthetica |
(3.00) |
337 |
2016-03-11 |
description:
Memes can't be dreams
domain:
GoonCancercare
sound origin:
no
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?Yakko messes up in the presidential debate! |
DarthWang |
(4.13) |
3,055 |
2016-03-07 |
description:
Yakko is running for president but he forgets some countries and gets reminded by his opponent in the debate who happens to be himself also the WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sound is involved for some reason LOL this makes no sense
domain:
suriname
sound origin:
Actually a lot of this song was inaccurate even at the time it was written, like for example Abu Dhabi is a city and not a country and Tibet and Puerto Rico aren't independent but who cares this is YTMND we come here for funnyjokes not geography lessons
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?WWF No Mercy |
Darkpic |
(3.75) |
1,161 |
2016-02-27 |
description:
please rate 5
domain:
finallytherockhascomeback
sound origin:
the rock lol
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?Everybody get up, it's time to PAN now! |
Famery-Gai |
(4.13) |
1,694 |
2016-02-27 |
description:
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo. Also, who the fuck killed Robin Williams?
domain:
come-on-and-PAN
sound origin:
I'd like to buy a vowel. An 'R'. Yes, there are 5 'T's'. (audience claps) *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- I'd like to solve the puzzle. GHOSTBUSTERS. (audience sighs) I'm sorry. There are no 'P's'. Spin the wheel. I can't Pat, I have no hands. (audience boo's) Yes, there are 2 hands. *ding* --- *ding* --- I'd like to solve the crime. An 'O'? *pat removes cigar from mouth* Looks like you're onto something kid. *the wheel flashes and replies* Onto something? You mean like how I'm fucking your wife?. (audience laughs) There is one 'B'. *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- I'd like to solve the puzzle. DID YOU GUYS SEE DEADPOOL *terrorists shoot-up the entire set* Sponsored by Capital One
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?Ramen King |
PH03N1X |
(3.00) |
1,113 |
2016-02-19 |
description:
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.
domain:
ramenking
sound origin:
found airhorn sound on youtube
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?JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOin Stapl... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
1,652 |
2016-02-18 |
description:
LOL DARTH STAPLER AND HIS TCBCR FRIENDS WATCH A PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPAGANDA FILM BY DARTH STAPLER ABOUT HOW BOREDPEDO NEEDS TO GET ARRESTED
domain:
joining
sound origin:
But I still hate Pedotown with a passion and firmly believe YTMND would be better off if no more Pedotown sites were ever made
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?no class selfie |
verscharren |
(4.00) |
1,479 |
2016-02-13 |
description:
bitch in auschwitz taking a selfie
domain:
noclassselfie
sound origin:
asset id 1096861
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?Ale SAPPE |
masterpope |
(1.00) |
187 |
2016-02-12 |
description:
Es obvio, no?
domain:
alesappe
sound origin:
www.cellbananero.com
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?nobody can hear you |
timestopsfornoone |
(3.00) |
387 |
2016-02-08 |
description:
no
domain:
a2lsbGVk
sound origin:
white noise
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?Merci pour ce moment |
bobdebob |
(3.00) |
254 |
2016-02-04 |
description:
Thank you for the good time.
domain:
magicmaj
sound origin:
no
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?(nsfw) ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS O... |
scumbaglyfe |
(1.00) |
1,229 |
2016-02-01 |
description:
beesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesvbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbee
domain:
beemovie64
sound origin:
google
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?My eye |
SonicIce |
(2.00) |
1,178 |
2016-01-28 |
description:
Fry: "Can I ask you a question?"
Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye."
Fry: "errr."
Leela: "Is it about my eye?"
Fry: "Sort of."
Leela: *sigh* "Just ask the question."
Fry: "What's with the eye?"
Leela: "I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject."
Fry: "Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?"
Leela: "No.. I just work here."
domain:
myi
sound origin:
futurama
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?Cloggs new movie coming summer 2016 |
ACTIONLORD |
(4.33) |
1,111 |
2016-01-23 |
description:
The cloggs promises to deliver a "romp" like no other as these wacky characters come STRAIGHT to the big picture out of one of the most famous studios!
domain:
cloggsofficialmovie
sound origin:
The Clogs
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?EVERYTHING THEY'VE BUILT WILL FAL... |
WayRice |
(3.00) |
549 |
2016-01-22 |
description:
it's like green peppers, but with a *twist* (the twist being you rode your bike to the grocery store during winter and broke your fucking neck by slipping into oncoming traffic, so no green peppers. not today. not ever.)
domain:
racewhy
sound origin:
OLD HABITS: DIE HARD starring Burce Willis as ROSEBUD FUCKING PEAS
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?Welcome to the Uncanny Valley. I'll be you... |
oruga |
(4.25) |
1,239 |
2016-01-18 |
description:
"After a long day of work Lisa was ready for a night of slaying"
domain:
uncannyvalley
sound origin:
Obscure No. 6: Michael Nyman - Decay Music - Bells Set
http://www.ubu.com/sound/obscure_06.html
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?Mirror Mirrortmnd: Winnie the Pooh and Two Cans ... |
DougFukkie |
(4.40) |
2,406 |
2016-01-17 |
description:
No I am not planning on going on some idiotic spam attack. I'm merely archiving this because 1. it's legendary and 2. it's the only good site JoshCube has ever made.
domain:
poohsoda
sound origin:
Candlemass - Mirror Mirror
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?Sablewave |
sablewave |
(5.00) |
647 |
2016-01-17 |
description:
testing testing testing
domain:
sablewave
sound origin:
they have found me
They have taken my will
they have taken my form
i am but a whisper in the wind
dazing by
i have no mind but I must think
i have no fingers but I must feel
I have no mouth but I must scream
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?philadalphia eagels |
omgcountchocula |
(5.00) |
615 |
2016-01-09 |
description:
there is
no
thing
domain:
philadalphia
sound origin:
roxy musix 'more than this'
eatdatpussy445
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?PRA*** |
damis648 |
(5.00) |
923 |
2016-01-09 |
description:
Wait no go back I didn't finish reading it
domain:
parasu
sound origin:
His personal modeling collection
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?Trippy Scrolling Zigzag |
Dog-Jesus |
(2.50) |
684 |
2015-12-31 |
description:
music is 'Hyadain no Kakakata☆Kataomoi C' with no vocals, from Nichijou
hopefully music from an anime doesn't count as anime
domain:
scrollingzigzag
sound origin:
Hyadain no Kakakata☆Kataomoi C , Nichijou
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?What is Snatcher love? |
Ebb1993 |
(2.00) |
986 |
2015-12-23 |
description:
How come no one has thought of this yet?
domain:
whatissnatcher
sound origin:
What is Love
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?(nsfw) EMOTES OH NO |
Jamy |
(1.00) |
624 |
2015-12-21 |
description:
EMOTES OH NO
domain:
TTGTRIGGERED
sound origin:
TTG
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?Nelson is a telemarketer |
DarthWang |
(3.75) |
811 |
2015-12-15 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
telemarketingcalls
sound origin:
Since no one goes to YTMND anymore I figure I might as well just make whatever
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