| ?You're the key man now dog! |
Primatron |
(3.33) |
1,265 |
2013-10-18 |
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description:
Max tries to run but he can't hide! haha!
domain:
yourethekeymannowdog
sound origin:
sounds of an epic battle and max running for his life! (or yours!?)
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| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,835 |
2013-10-17 |
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description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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| ?Happy Birthday DarthWang! (Belated lol) |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.47) |
6,251 |
2013-09-30 |
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description:
A little belated and it may not have the references you want, but she'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself, but we're a little rushed, so if you'll just get on board, we'll get out of here.
domain:
holyreferencesbatman
sound origin:
LASAGNA?
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| ?You're my favorite deputy |
aub676 |
(1.00) |
395 |
2013-09-22 |
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description:
loveyoujustin
domain:
favoritedeputyjustin
sound origin:
power
|
| ?Oh Lord |
TieTow |
(1.00) |
314 |
2013-09-20 |
|
description:
Drake tells you we're not in Kansas anymore
domain:
ohlordwerenotinkansasanymore
sound origin:
Drake - 305 To My City
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| ?(nsfw) You're the PMA Now Dog |
yahooligan |
(1.00) |
691 |
2013-09-18 |
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description:
Yahoo!
domain:
ytpmand
sound origin:
Marissa
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| ?We're Up All Night in Liberty City |
rhino61h |
(2.75) |
4,953 |
2013-09-15 |
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description:
Up all Night with the Gang
domain:
gtaupallnight
sound origin:
youtube mp3
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| ?You're banned, Raiden! |
woman |
(3.18) |
1,279 |
2013-09-12 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
p90
sound origin:
same
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| ?You're banned, Snake! |
woman |
(2.82) |
1,090 |
2013-09-11 |
|
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
eugenics
sound origin:
a very painstaking edit of Hit the Road Jack by Liquid Snake
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| ?I know what you're thinking |
blueplancha |
(1.67) |
543 |
2013-09-11 |
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description:
Now Jon I know what you're thinking
domain:
iknowwhatyourethinking
sound origin:
gumble gams
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| ?You're banned, fat bitch! |
DarthWang |
(3.42) |
3,025 |
2013-09-11 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
banish
sound origin:
A very painstaking edit of Hit the Road Bitch by Chad Warden
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| ?YESYES: You're unbanned, genius! |
woman |
(2.84) |
1,453 |
2013-09-08 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
smartest
sound origin:
NEDM
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| ?You're banned, GARBAGE! |
woman |
(2.36) |
866 |
2013-09-07 |
|
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
powertrip
sound origin:
same
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| ?You're banned, FAGGOT! |
woman |
(2.78) |
1,162 |
2013-09-07 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
unbanned
sound origin:
same
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|
| ?HUMP DAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! |
kayjustkay |
(1.00) |
393 |
2013-09-03 |
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description:
Because it's not enough that you're only half way through the week, this annoying asshole camel from GEICO is here to make it worse.
domain:
Hhumpday
sound origin:
Annoying remix of the GEICO Hump Day Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmoABoLzmQ
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| ?Tribute to Max |
woman |
(2.73) |
944 |
2013-09-02 |
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description:
Thank you for creating the best website in the Universe!! You're the Man now, Dog!
domain:
thekingoftheinternet
sound origin:
MGS4 - Here's to You
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| ?YTND: You're The Now Dog |
YTND |
(4.13) |
4,636 |
2013-09-02 |
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description:
Sean Connery's memorable line from [i]Find Ester[/i]
domain:
yourethenowdog
sound origin:
YTND
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| ?Miley, you're embarrassing us. |
fashionistad |
(2.25) |
907 |
2013-08-30 |
|
description:
We know, you're grown. Can you stop it, now?
domain:
mileystopit
sound origin:
Destiny's Child
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| ?CUMBERBITCHES |
WhatYouSay |
(2.00) |
606 |
2013-08-30 |
|
description:
Benny we love you, Benny we do! When we're apart our heart beats only for youuuu!
domain:
benedictcumberbatch
sound origin:
Robyn
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| ?You're the Man Now FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! |
DarthWang |
(3.78) |
2,135 |
2013-08-25 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
currents
sound origin:
Murdarmachene + Max
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| ?3 star TermiGARBAGE |
Primatron |
(3.71) |
359 |
2013-08-20 |
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description:
n/a
domain:
stopmeifyouveheardthisonebefore
sound origin:
why don't you just ask me the meaning of life while you're at it? I don't know the origin of sound.
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| ?Rejected FOXHOUND member #8 |
tylersaintcool |
(3.25) |
975 |
2013-08-20 |
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description:
You're pretty good.
domain:
revolveralbino
sound origin:
Ocelot
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| ?GOTTA GO FAST! |
frogsplash45 |
(4.00) |
2,045 |
2013-08-15 |
|
description:
You're too slow!
domain:
gottagofastsonic
sound origin:
Sanic
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| ?GAYTMND: Picard, Captain of Gay |
ChibiGoku |
(3.80) |
2,776 |
2013-08-11 |
|
description:
Originally posted by BTape, but has since disappeared. Re-Posting for preservation.
domain:
gaytmndpicard
sound origin:
http://web.archive.org/web/20070121014823/http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/549624
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| ?Mayday Captain, We're going down! |
Mcblumpkin |
(2.50) |
1,661 |
2013-08-10 |
|
description:
Boat goes boom then burns burns burns, into that ring of fire.
domain:
SinkingBoat
sound origin:
Jimmy Cash
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| ?ALL I WANT IS MY BURGER |
ncw000 |
(1.00) |
417 |
2013-08-07 |
|
description:
You're the whale now, dog.
domain:
noelburgerburgerburger
sound origin:
person
|
| ?Take this French fry for instance, Ugoff |
woman |
(3.81) |
1,332 |
2013-07-31 |
|
description:
I put a lot of effort into this site, so vote 5 unless you're a philistine art hater!
domain:
lyon
sound origin:
same
|
| ?Sad Facts of Life... |
LegoLewdite |
(3.88) |
2,361 |
2013-07-29 |
|
description:
You're next, Tootie.
domain:
sadfactsoflife
sound origin:
Redman
|
| ?Say Yes! |
toolie |
(2.00) |
524 |
2013-07-23 |
|
description:
When Gozer asks you if you're a god...
domain:
sayyestogozer
sound origin:
Ghostbusters the movie.
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| ?Tuesdæ |
princesscake |
(3.96) |
2,863 |
2013-07-22 |
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description:
You're still alive, congratulations.
domain:
tuesdae
sound origin:
Jerry Martin - The Theme from Drive Shaft
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